Chapter 409: Fighting (Edited)

Hermione tossed and turned in bed.

The cat had come to sleep with her the night before, and tonight?

The young woman couldn't help but feel the anticipation.

She had deliberately left her bedroom door open in front of her bed ajar and slightly ajar.

Hermione was lying on her side, but her eyes were wide open, facing the door.

But after waiting a long time, there was no sign of Fish, which made the girl regret it.....

She should have known better than to talk to Fish about all that nonsense, maybe it was because she had explained to the cat why they couldn't sleep together so she hadn't come tonight.

However, Hermione was too embarrassed to tell Fish that she wanted them to sleep together....

Just as the frustrated Hermione was getting a little sleepy from waiting and was about to go to sleep, she suddenly saw a small figure pass through the half-open door, and Hermione, who was still struggling with her eyelids, regained her energy in an instant.

The figure could be none other than Fish, who had turned into a cat.

Hermione waited patiently for a while, but it seemed that Fish had no intention of going inside.....

I'm sure I shouldn't have been so secretive in the morning!

Hermione bit her finger, regretting it.

Wait... Why is there no sound outside?

Even though cats move quietly most of the time, Fish isn't really that quiet when he's on his nightly walks, he still makes some noise.

Hermione suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

Wasn't it possible that Fish had snuck into the living room to watch TV?

After a moment's thought, Hermione smiled bitterly as she realized that the likelihood of that happening was very high.

It looked like Fish probably wouldn't be coming to her room tonight....

The girl bit her lower lip reluctantly and, after a moment's hesitation, pulled up the covers and got out of bed.

Tonight she didn't put her mature nightgown back on, just a very plain printed nightgown.

Hermione gently pushed open the door to her room and poked her head in for a peek.

Indeed, a faint white light flickered from time to time on the staircase.

Hermione cautiously left the room and headed for the stairs.

Since she didn't have the cat to sleep with tonight, she was going to watch TV with the cat!

Isn't that just staying up late? Compared to the time when she used the time turner before, this is so much easier!

Hermione went downstairs, and halfway down she saw the living room, where Fish was sitting watching TV, but because of the angle, she couldn't see the TV picture.

Also, she couldn't hear any sound from the TV.

Just then, Fish, who was in the living room, noticed Hermione coming down the stairs and turned his head, waving cheerfully to Hermione and saying something.

And yet Hermione still heard nothing.

Hermione, who had also seen Dumbledore's soundproof barrier, only had to think for a moment to understand what was going on, and quickened her pace downstairs, in Fish's direction.

"Ahh... ahh..."

However, as Hermione approached Fish, a burst of moans and gasps that made her blush and her heart pound suddenly reached her ear, which suddenly froze her.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Hermione rolled her neck stiffly, looked at the scene on the television and immediately screamed and covered her eyes.

"Nya?"

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The cat cocked its head to one side and looked at Hermione in confusion.

"Fi, Fi, Fi, Fi, Fi, Fish? what are you watching?!"

After yelling for a while, Hermione lowered her hands, not daring to look at the TV anymore, and yelled at Fish with a flushed face.

"Fish not sure, I think they're probably fighting nya?"

?(●?ω?●)?

Replied the kitten, scratching his head, not quite sure.

The two people on TV were hugging each other, pinching and scratching each other with their "claws", biting each other around the head and neck, and emitting strange moans....

This is supposed to be a fight, right?

Although they didn't show any bruises after a long day of fighting, and the cat really thought something was wrong, overall, they looked like the actions of many animals in a fight.

"That's not fighting!"

Hermione responded at last, running over to the TV, quickly turning it off with the adult program on, then turning to Fish and yelling frantically.

"But they're biting each other..."

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Fish was still insisting on his own judgment.

"Ugr, they weren't biting, that was... that was a kiss..."

Hermione didn't know how much effort it took to convince herself to give Fish knowledge of popular science and physiological hygiene.

"It's not like Fish hasn't been kissed before, I know what kissing looks like!"

?(? `ω′?)?

The kitten glared angrily at Hermione, "Why do you have to learn from Minerva on this sort of thing?! Fish isn't that easy to fool nya!"

"I'm not lying to you..." cried Hermione, stunned.

She explained it to the cat as best she could, in a way that Fish could understand, "It's a..... well... more special kind of kiss, one that only lovers can give each other.... well, lovers meaning, like, my dad and mom."

"Girlfriend?"

Fish immediately thought of the term the twins had mentioned earlier.

"Yes, and couples."

"Then why do they have to pinch each other? and why do they have to take their clothes off to kiss?"

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The cat looked at Hermione seriously and asked inquisitively.

Hermione felt her cheeks burn, she hadn't watched those adult channels either! How was she supposed to know why?!

But at this point, it was better to keep explaining than to confuse Fish.

She reached up and fanned her burning cheeks, calmed down a bit, then weighed her words and replied, "Because, um, because they weren't just kissing, they were...uh...having a.... uh... a ritual that only lovers can perform between.... lovers?"

Hermione felt that explaining this to the cat was more difficult than taking twelve classes, and Fish kept asking questions....

"What kind of ritual is that?"

"Uh... what ritual? It was, it was... a ritual to ask God to give them a child."

Hermione finally couldn't contain herself and resorted to the same explanation her parents had used when she was a child, even though she had asked how children were born.

However, Fish knew more than Hermione thought he did.

"Oh! Fish understands nya."

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The kitten suddenly understood, "They are going to have children, aren't they? Every year in March and April, many animals in the forbidden forest prepare to give birth to their young, and Fish has seen it many times!"

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Fish raised his chin proudly, then turned his attention back to the TV that had been turned off again, he had never seen humans having babies, so this interested him.

"It turns out that humans give birth to babies like this? Fish didn't even finish watching it just now..."

He said, trying to flip the switch on the TV again.

Hermione held it in place.

"Don't watch it, you mustn't watch anymore!"

"Why nya?!"

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Fish frowned in disgust, "Hermione, don't you want to learn how to have a baby in the future?"

"No need!!!"

Hermione shouted in embarrassment, getting Fish to give up the idea of turning on the TV.

"So you know how to have a baby? Tell that to Fish! And why do humans have to take their clothes off when they have babies?!"

?(??ω??)?

The cat looked at Hermione expectantly and asked the question he had in mind.

Hermione: "..."