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Zhang Miao did not kill the Fourth Raikage, not because he was soft-hearted, but because the Fourth Raikage could not die yet.

He would be an important figure in the later stage. He was the initiator of the Five Kage Summit and also an important commander of the Fourth War. If he died now, the entire plot of the Naruto World would be rewritten.

Zhang Miao also did not want to ditch his future, so he decided to let the Raikage live for now. He just gave him small punishment.

Of course, for the Fourth Raikage, it was a harsh one!

As a dignified Raikage, he was humiliated by Zhang Miao in public. This caused both physical and mental damage to the old man.

Feeling intense pain in his anus, he could not help but shout loudly.

"Ahhhhhh... Damn you, Reaper...!"

"Huh?" Hearing his words, Zhang Miao immediately raised his eyebrows and pulled out the wooden thorn from A's anus. Then, he expressionlessly stabbed it in again.

"Wood Release: Backdoor-crushing Jutsu, Two Fold!"

"AGHHHHHH.."

Everyone: "( ⊙ ⊙)..."

"Shit, that was cruel!"

Seeing this scene, the ninjas from Konoha were greatly terrified by the horror, and the Kumogakure ninjas could only lower their heads.

And at this moment, a familiar voice appeared from far away. Although it was weak, it was very rhythmic.

"Yo... our attack failed, Gyuki was defeated -- by the Kyubi! Brother was also defeated by the Reaper -- on his knees!

Fourth Raikage: "..."

"Damn it, I shouldn't have gone to save him just now!"

When the Fourth Raikage scolded Killer B in his heart, Zhang Miao, who heard the rap, also turned his head.

"Oh? You're already awake? That's good!"

As he said this, Zhang Miao pulled the wooden thorn out of the Fourth Raikage's anus again, held it in his hand and walked towards B.

Seeing this scene, B immediately exclaimed.

"Yo... the Reaper is coming towards me! Wooden thorn on his hand, ready for some yippie! I'm definitely in danger now. Please, anyone, help me! Will I survive his backdoor-crushing jutsu? No guarantee... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Fourth Raikage: "..."

"Damn it, he deserved it!"

Looking at the screaming Killer B who was stabbed by Zhang Miao, the Fourth Raikage actually let out a sigh of relief in his heart.

Because according to the information he received, once Zhang Miao used this trick on anyone, he never killed them. In other words, his and B's lives were basically saved now.

Although it was a bit shameful to survive in this way, since they did not have to die, it was well worth it.

Thinking of this, the Fourth Raikage shouted at Hiruzen.

"Third Hokage, we lost this time. As long as you let us live, our village is willing to give out 300 million as compensation for Konoha..."

"300 million?" As soon as he heard something about money, Zhang Miao's eyes suddenly lit up.

Without waiting for the Fourth Raikage to finish his words, he directly used Body Flicker jutsu to appear in front of the him, and then looked at the old man with bright eyes.

"You just said that as long as I let you go, you are willing to give 300 millions silver banknotes? Will you pay them all at once or in installments?"

"Uh..." Looking at Zhang Miao, whose eyes were shining, the mouth of the Fourth Raikage suddenly twitched, "I am talking to the Third Hokage about this, not you..."

"You don't have to tell him!"

Before the Fourth Raikage could finish speaking, Zhang Miao waved his hand again and interrupted him. "Today, he just stood there and watched. He hasn't done anything. Why bother splitting the money? Just give them all to me!"

Hiruzen: "..."

"Damn it, I knew this kid would say that!"

Although he was a little unhappy in his heart, Hiruzen knew that what Zhang Miao said was the truth.

Most importantly, with his understanding of Zhang Miao, he knew that if he interrupted at this time, Zhang Miao would immediately retort him. Didn't want to lose face, he simply turned his head away and continued to pretend to be deaf.

Seeing this scene, the Fourth Raikage also understood the situation and nodded immediately.

"Okay."

When I return, I will request that money from the Land of Lightning. At most, I will hand this money to you in two months. Is that okay?

"Yes, yes, absolutely!"

Hearing the Fourth Raikage's words, Zhang Miao immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice. For him, as long as the other party was willing to pay, anything was fine.

Seeing Zhang Miao agree, the Fourth Raikage also breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I will take people away now!"

"Of course!"

As soon as the Raikage finished speaking, Zhang Miao smiled and nodded again. "After the last step is completed, you can bring your people back."

"The last step?" Hearing Zhang Miao's words, the Fourth Raikage seemed to think of something, and his face suddenly changed. "You don't want to use that technique on everyone, do you?"

The Backdoor Reaper was too famous in Kumogakure so the Fourth Raikage immediately thought of his sins.

However, what he did not expect was that just as he finished speaking, Zhang Miao rolled his eyes at him in a bad mood. "What are you thinking?! Am I the kind of person who does not pay attention? I just want to collect some tax.

At this point, Zhang Miao raised his head and screamed in the direction of the Kumogakure camp.

"You are all still living because of my kindness! To show your gratitude, you need to pay some tax! Listen up, the ninjas of Kumogakure! Leave all your belongings behind! Your clothes, ninja tools, or anything!

Fourth Raikage:...

"Damn it. What a weird way to collect some tax!"

At this moment, the Fourth Raikage felt that Zhang Miao had just redefined the meaning of the word 'tax'. But soon, he would be surprised again.

After Zhang Miao finished shouting, he stretched out his finger and pointed at Kuramoto that was glaring at him from afar.

"Everyone! Before you leave this place, make sure you walk through that side and put your belongings around Kuramoto's feet. Your clothes should be on the right side, and your ninja tools should be on the left side. You can put your other belongings in the middle. The men should leave everything except their underpants, but the women may put on more clothes. If anyone dared to hide anything, they will be punished by my Backdoor-crushing jutsu!"

Kumogakure ninjas: "... "

"Damn, that's extreme!"

Although they were very reluctant, they couldn't help but obey Zhang Miao's orders. They were completely defeated in this war. Even the Fourth Raikage himself had to leave his belongings. The Kumogakure ninjas could only smile bitterly as they were humiliated by Zhang Miao's order

Watching the Kumogakure ninjas line up to leave their belongings under Kuramoto's legs,  Zhang Miao nodded with satisfaction.

"You just made the wisest decision!" After that, Zhang Miao turned to look at the Third Hokage.

"Hey, Grandpa Third, Konoha should be short on supplies right now, right? For these clothes and ninja tools, I will give you a 30% discount on the market price... No, I will give you a 20% discount! How about it?"

Hiruzen: "... "

"Damn it, this guy really loves money!"

Although he really wanted to refuse, his instinct did not allow Hiruzen to do so. So after thinking for a while, he opened his mouth.

"I will take the ninja tools for half the market price. I don't need those clohtes!"

"Deal!"

As soon as Hiruzen finished speaking, Zhang Miao immediately nodded happily and then turned to look at the Fourth Raikage lying on the ground.

"Old Fart, do you want some clothes? 20% off!"

The Fourth Raikage: "..."

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