Effulgance

I was calmly lying on the bed. My eyes were wide open as I started at the ceiling. My eyes are dead, lifeless, null, empty.

It all those synonyms.

I am currently in a depression. Why am I so amazing? I mean.... isn't it too much? I am just too amazing!

I should have known that Shama has a kink for elegance.

I have heard that the Jade Emperor is the most elegant person and his wives love his elegance.

What if one day, I one glance at the concubines/wives of the Jade Emperor and they all fall in love with me? Wouldn't that be troublesome... or maybe even kind of hot?

What if I have a massive orgy with them and the Jade Emperor accidentally sees us?

What would his expression be?

What would his reaction be?

I am the greatest stepfather and it is my duty to help all lonely and not lonely females equally blah blah blah.

"Really shouldn't have had the brownie after dinner. and tried to sleep right after." I muttered, not particularly speaking to anyone.