Castle Function

Mmm, I love the sound of rain in the morning.

Jay thought, but kept his eyes closed, still tucked away inside his sleeping bag and not wanting to remember where he was—what he was.

Without leaving the comfortable warmth, or even sticking his head out of the swag, he quietly pulled summoned small strips of meat from his inventory and began to chew.

Hmm, this a good start to getting breakfast in bed. But it can always be improved. First I’ll need a grand double bed, filled with the perreton wolf tails… ah, but I’ll need silverware and plates, too. A butler will be easy enough, as I can just use skeletons, but I’ll need a room first… in a building. He thought, swallowing juicy piece of meat.