A Special Mission For Aeternus.

GREED actually inflated as it gathered itself for battle. Its green waters began to shimmer and glow ominously. 

It was LIES's turn to laugh. It said, "Fine. Fine. I was only joking. You take 60%. I will take 40%."

GREED deflated before saying, "That was not funny at all. You were insulting me."

LIES was indeed insulting the demon god of greed, but it is never going to admit that, so it changed the subject. It asked, "When are you leaving?"

GREED scoffed before replying, "I'm leaving immediately after we are done with this meeting and the looting. I can't wait anymore. I have to earn some merit for sabotaging the realm."

LIES then asked quietly, as if afraid its words would somehow leak to the target of discussion. "What about the god? We just can't leave it be, right?"

GREED considered the question. "That stupid god? It was a waste of time to count on him. His plan to spread his religion didn't work at all."