An (Un)Fortunate Incident

The old man stroked his beard and said, "You are a special kind of human. Oh, we ghosts are attracted to the spiritual energy like a moth is to the light. We don't mean any harm to you."

"Of course."

"But you should be careful," the old man added.

"Of?"

"The evil spirits. They feed on the negative emotions of people like you to get stronger. They bring bad luck to you. They eventually possess you at your weakest point and overwhelm you in every way possible."

"Thanks for the heads up. You should tell them to be careful and not cross their paths with me," he said with a blank expression on his face.

The old man pointed his finger at Rudy and said, "Currently, there is an evil spirit inside you."

Rudy frowned his face and said, "She is not evil."

"We know better."

"Even if she is, I don't give a fuck!"