Touring

"So, you're telling me that some girl is bullying you because her boyfriend spoke with you?" Michael gravely asks as the group eats breakfast together.

"... Yes..." Lillith mutters, ashamed that her brother had found out. Tiff, Saya, and Megumin grimace at this, knowing exactly what Michael's reaction to this would be, they'd seen him do horrific things in response to lesser slights...

"Is that so..." Michael quietly mumbles while taking an idle bite of bacon. This 'Brooklyn' was his sister's age, barely into her teens... His first and most obvious thought was to just kill her and be done with it, but... He doubted his sister would be happy with that.

"Look, Michael, we can just speak with her and tell her to lay off." Saya starts.

Tiffania nods, "I'm sure we could solve this peacefully. This person is only a child after all..."

Michael shrugs, "She's like, what, thirteen? Fourteen? I got transmigrated and forced to look after myself at fifteen! There's no excuses, only ignorance."

"Yeah, ignorance, which is why she should learn, instead of whatever you're planning." Saya states.

"She can learn without legs can't she?"

"Bro, no..." Lillith utters breathlessly, "It's my problem, I'll deal with it myself!"

He shakes his head, "And how are you going to do that? Apparently you're annoying her just by going to school... Maybe I should kill the boyfriend? That'd solve it, right?"

"NO!" Lillith stubbornly exclaims, "It's my problem, not yours! Leave it alone!"

...

*Crunch!*

...

Michael looks down at the fork he was using and crooks a brow, he'd accidentally bitten through it and swallowed the prongs... He puts it to the side and lets out sigh, "Fine... Do you want me to walk you to school? You know, like how I used to do?"

Lillith shakes her head, "I can do it myself. I'm old enough." she says, getting to her feet to ready herself for school.

"Calm down Michael, if this world is anything like mine, pre-apocalypse, you can't just go around killing people, children especially!" Saya cautions.

"That's just basic common sense everywhere..." Megumin retorts.

...

"I need to use the bathroom, excuse me." Michael says, leaving and summoning Darth as soon as he does so. "Go with Lillith to school and follow the girl named Brooklyn."

The shadowy foot bobs up and down to acknowledge his command before dissipating to do as told.

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While Lillith goes to school, Michael takes the girls downtown so they could explore. Even Saya, who was familiar with modern life was interested as England was significantly different to Japan anyway.

They get to London via train and begin exploring the huge city, touring around all of the points of interest. Obviously, they ignored the London Eye as that piece of shit wasn't worth the material it was made out of... It's a worthless tourist trap that no one in their right mind would willingly go on.

Instead, they went to various modern restaurants, boat rides through the Thames, saw Big Ben, and even visited the London Dungeon, which Saya found incredibly interesting, much to every else's chagrin as she spoke through most of it.

The thing Tiffania and Megumin were struck by most was the stupidly high population, the streets were filled to the brim with people, unlike their medieval worlds that had markedly lower population counts.

"You talked about pizza and other foods, but what is England famous for?" Tiffania idly asks as they walk through the streets.

"Er... Pies and Fish and Chips?" Michael awkwardly answers.

...

"Can we get some?"

"Sure!"

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Soon enough the group starts heading back home on the train, though, they were certainly catching lot of attention... Tiffania had thought it a great idea to buy an 'I Luv London' shirt, forgetting her bust size and lack of a bra...

It was one thing for people to stare, but in a crowded train they also tended to get handsy... Thankfully, after punching the first couple of creeps, the others learn their lesson and kept a distance.

"Well, at least things here seem similar to Japan, you don't lack molesters on public transport..." Saya sighs.

Michael shakes his head, "No, it's not actually a common thing. Tiff is just too much for the regular joes to stop themselves..."

"If that were true I wouldn't have had to scare off two others..." Saya retorts.

Megumin sits at the side with a pout, "I had to as well!"

...

"Tell me where they are, there's being a pervert and then there's being a paedophile..." Michael seriously asks.

"Take that back!"

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With Lillith, things had been fine when she entered school. She had a slight spring in her step due to Michael's return, along with the fantastical stories he'd told her, but her mood soon fell when she entered class and spotted Brooklyn who was already glaring daggers.

"Alright everyone, we're going to follow up with yesterday's reading assignment, since you're last to class, Miss Hunt, why don't you start for us?"

...

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"I thought I told you to change schools?" Brooklyn catches Lillith at lunch break, gripping her shoulder from behind as the blond girl attempted to walk away.

"Whether you told me or not doesn't change reality, I can't just change schools because you don't like me!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Bitch, you'll learn that I don't ask, I order!" Brooklyn growls, spitting out her gum and pushing it into Lillith's hair before walking off.

"Y-you!"

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Unfortunately for Lillith, her day was just about to get harder as her next class was science... The same class that Brooklyn's boyfriend had spoken to her before... And, like clockwork, he, Keith sits next to her again.

"Hey... Wait, you've got something in your hair." he says after greeting her, spotting the clumped-up hair with neon pink gum in it. "You want me to get tha-"

"I want you to leave me alone! Your bitch girlfriend gets mad every time you speak to me, so go away and never come back!" Lillith angrily exclaims, slapping the hand headed for her hair.

"Wait, she did what?"

Lillith ignores him, prompting him to leave a couple minutes later.