108. Mischievous Moony

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It was like a labyrinth under the city. He didn't even know what went on there, he heard moans from some rooms and painful shrieks from others. From some, he heard people pleading to be let go and from some, they pleaded to just be killed.

~Is the whole planet a prison under it?~ he wondered.

He made his way towards the torture chambers, a well-designated area of the underground Prison.

*ZZZ...* "Mister President, they have sent in bigger forces, you have 30 minutes at max. We are all returning to the ship and will wait for you," Logan's communication came.

"Copy that,"

He frowned, as he had not even found the guy yet. Hopefully, he'll be able to before they find him. There was no way that they didn't have security cameras. Artificial Intelligence called Supreme Intelligence controlled the Kree Empire as the ruler, it must have eyes everywhere.

"Moony, did you catch any smell?" He asked, since he had brought a shoe of the spy they were supposed to find.

*SNIFF SNIFF*

Moony started to smell things left and right while keeping his eyes closed. "WOO... OOF!"

~Ummm... YES! Follow me, daddy!~

"Dad, son. Daddy is not acceptable in this day and age," he reminded the good boy.

~DAAADYYY! FOLLOW MEEE!~ Moony loved to troll these days, it seemed. He wagged his tail and happily led him to the prisoner.

"Hahaha, fine."

...

Moony brought him in front of a door. He scratched at it to show he was positive that this was the place.

"Fine, I will open it up, American style," He prepared to kick the door open with his mighty strength.

*BOOM*

It was a steel door, even thick. The door pushed open, its hinges even broke down. The atomic disintegrator was in his hand. It sure was a funny look to be holding such a small gun with his mighty hands.

"Oye, where are you, spy?" He called the man out.

"W-Who are you?"

It was not a spy who voiced, but rather his tormentor. Hector knew that the Kree species was stronger than humans physically, but not by a big gap. If he were to punch them in the face, it would still cave in.

"I am called Grandpa Universe, bwahahaha... have you been a bad boy?" he lied through his teeth. Moony also laughed in his language, because he knew whom this name belonged to.

"Who let you enter? This is a restricted area. Show me your identity chip," the Kree demanded.

Hector nodded and walked closer to him while acting like he was taking something out of his coat's pocket. After fidgeting for a few seconds, he exclaimed, "Oh, here it is,"

Slowly, he took his hand out, but soon enough the Kree realised there was nothing, except his fist and middle finger extending out, "What's this?"

Hector chuckled, "This is what I call no fucks given."

The face of the white human-skinned Kree boiled in anger, "Do you know who you are speaking to? I am Yon-Rogg, the commander and leader of Starforce."

"Do you know who I am?" Hector asked him back.

Yon-Rogg scoffed, "How would I know you?"

Hector grinned, "Hehe, good, that's what I wanted." *BAM*

A punch right at Yon-Rogg's proud face. It broke the man's nose fairly easily, "Haha, you're as weak as a barbie doll, fool. So fragile, I didn't even use my full strength."

"YOU!"

Sad for the guy, only he was present here. But Hector didn't kill him, as he knew that he was one of the main motivations behind Captain Marvel and if he killed him, Ronan might just attack Earth without sending him first, or worse, Captain Marvel might never become Captain Marvel. It was arguable if it was a good thing or bad.

"ALL UN... *BAM BAM*" Hector quickly knocked him out as he started to call backup.

"BOW WOOF!"

He chuckled hearing the good boy, "Fine, I will draw a dick on his face. But when did you become such a bad boy?"

Moony grinned proudly, ~Hehe, I learnt all this from Jean,~

"That girl. *Sigh* I miss her. I will have to help her if she ever starts turning into Dark Phoenix. That bitch Phoenix, I will kill it by any means if I have to."

Soon, he finished drawing a dick on Yon-Rogg's both cheeks with a permanent marker. "Masterpiece. Let's go now."

They proceeded inside the complex of rooms and found a person tied to a chair with a bag on his head. He had no clothes on his body and looked rather dead.

But after checking him, he only turned out to be unconscious. There was a chip attached to his neck. He ripped it apart but didn't kill him. "I need to capitalise on this situation. It's better if we can find out what this guy knows. Maybe we can get something more out of Nova Empire, or we may learn something about the Kree Empire."

They can always kill him on their ship. "Moony, make the portal,"

Moony was the best escape route at this point. In every mission, they only had to do the first half of the job traditionally since they don't know the place. But escaping was the easiest. Hector too could teleport, but that would require him to skip dimensions and he didn't want to let others enter them.

He picked the Xandarian on his shoulder like a sack of rice and crossed over with the good boy.

He arrived on the burner ship at the port, where his remaining team and 20 more clan members were waiting. The porn and music show had already ended.

"Mister President, the entire airspace of the planet is blocked now. They won't open it unless they find the culprits," Vorker, a loyal clan member, said.

"Bwahaha... I knew this would happen, sons."

*BOOM*

"FUCK!" Yondu cursed. "They found us. We are now surrounded. I told you we shouldn't do this job."

Hector shrugged, "The Empire is run by an artificial intelligence, so of course, it caught us."

"You wanna fight? They will call us genocidal." Logan asked him, dead serious.

Hector dumbly stared at his face, "The hell, are you seriously thinking we can kill so many Kree warriors?"

"You can call that demon guy," Logan suggested.

That did get Hector thinking, ~Can Skull Knight control the Supreme Intelligence with hellfire control?~

It was a thought to ponder on later for sure. For now, they needed to get the hell out, "Nothing unplanned is happening, boys. There's a reason why I ordered you to stay put in this ship instead of leaving. If we had flown away, chances were we'd have been intercepted.

"But now, we shall bamboozle the entire Kree Empire. Moony, make the portal to Freedom One."

Eyes opened when they heard his plan. They stopped panicking and started grinning.

"Woof wuv wowo wowewoooo!"

Hector translated, "Anyone who wants to come must pay 10 credits to me. Of course, not dad and uncle Logan,"

"..."

The magic circle was there, the rest of the crew was looking at them from the other side. But everyone contemplated if Moony was being real.

"Wowowowowo... Woof" laughing, Moony jumped into the teleportation circle first.

Next, Hector followed, "He was kidding, boys. Look at your ugly mugs. Haha..."

Everyone rushed in and soon the circle closed.

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The Kree Forces shouted various warnings at the ship. But no reply was coming.

"Forces, enter it."

They launched an offensive. The team quickly proceeded with melting the gun. The one in the front shot it and created a hole big enough to enter it.

They rushed inside with guns blazing. "Surrender! You have nowhere to go!"

But they didn't find anyone other than emptiness and a voice recording of multiple people laughing.

Confused, they tried to check the flight path history of the ship. There was none, it was as if the ship was brand new.

Soon after, Yon-Rogg also woke up and called forces to reach out to him. The Xandarian was gone and the primary suspect was the Nova Empire. But they had no proof to call them out.

Supreme Intelligence tried to compile the footage, but everyone was disguised, heck, they even wore fake contact lenses to not allow retina scans.

They could not get their blood, so there was not much hope of getting an identity check.

Yon-Rogg kneeled in front of his commander, Ronan, "I will do everything in power to find them,"

"Did you look at yourself first?" Ronan questioned him, looking down on him as if he was a pest.

Yon-Rogg was confused, he quickly took the datapad out and looked at himself on it. His eyes nearly popped out in anger, seeing two dicks drawn on his cheeks, pointed at his mouth, "I WILL KILL THEM ALL!"

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Freedom One,

The ship was already on its way back to the Andromeda galaxy. The Xandarian was put on a chair, unrestrained. He had just woken up.

"So, how did you get caught by the Kree? Why didn't you kill yourself?"

His mind was in a mess, and the man spoke honestly, "I... I got scared."

Hector, Logan, Moony and Yondu grinned evilly. The fool just committed the gravest mistake by saying this loud.

~I Don't even have to use my powers to make a deal this time.~ Hector thought.

He caressed the man's head and softly spoke, "Boy, I got a deal for you that you just can't not accept."

[A/N: Imagine the scene of defeated Loki being surrounded by Avengers.]

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