ch 9. domestic life

the weeks went on without any problems. the 4 adjusted to their life together.

"oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god!!!!!!!" tae stormed out of his new office and down to the elevator. he punshed the button and hopped around. "come on come on come on!" impatient he waited until the elevator arrived in the garage. he ran to his car and with screeching tires went off. he needed to find kook asap!

*peep* *peep* *peep* "get on your fucking phone!" tae yelled. "hello?" "we are pregnant!" "what?!" "pregnant!" "are u driving?" tae rolled his eyes. "is that important?!" "yes, if u are racing like fuck and die in a car wreck, while i have to raise our kids alone u idiot!" "oh...wait..." tae took a deep breath and drove slower. "okay, i am now a snail on the mainstreet. better?" "better, where are u driving?" "depends on where u are?" "oh... i am out of town, babe....shit..." "oh, doesnt matter, i ll just go shopping" "shopping?" "yeah, baby clothes, crips, other stuff....oh my god! can u believe it?" "did u told dad?" "oh shit.. see yah!" tae hung up. kook pursed his lips and looked at his phone. "did he just hung up on me?!"

"hi dad!" "taetae...how is work?" "great, everything is fine. u ll have the new numbers tomorrow. kook is fine too, so is the other annoying couple, but listen: WE ARE PREGNANT!!!!" silence for some seconds. "WHAT THE FUCK?! REALLY??? OH MY GOD!!!! THATS SOOOO GREAT!!!!" tae flinshed by the loud yell, but was happy of mr. mins reaction. "where are u now? in your office?" "no, on the way to the mall. we need babystuff, or do u think its to early? she is 12 weeks along. and their twins! can u believe this? tae cried into the speaker. "calm down, son... i ll meet u at the mall. send me the adress!" "okay, dad....sniff"

"oohhhh...look taetae....isnt that adorable?!" mr. min held some babyclothes up. his eyes were shaped like little hearts, like taes. they almost had the whole shop in their carts. oliver shook his head and texted yoongi. he feared they would pay a fortune at the store. he needed back up.

"look at those shoes!!!!" tae excitedly held a pair up. "the babies wont need them for at least a year" oliver tuned in, but was shut up by the glares of those two grown men. he backed off and prayed that yoongi would be here asap, or kook!

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"minie? can u drive to that mall and get some sense into my dad and tae?!" "why?" "obviously they are pregnant and my dad and tae are buying us homeless" jimin huffed and laughed. "cant be that bad, but okay. see u later!" "i ll make dinner" "yammy!"

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"ARE U OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS???" "jimin! there are kids! watch your words!" mr. min wriggled a finger infront of jimins face. "but...dad! all that stuff?! isnt it a bit too much and u dont know what u are getting anyway!" "twins" tae tuned in and held an adorable onesie up. "i mean boy or girl, or whatever....oh thats cute!" mr. min grinned. he knew he had him. with now a turned jimin they looked further into baby stuff. oliver gave up.

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yoongi looked up, when his brother came into the kitchen. wordless he helped him with the dinner, but had a fat grin on his face. "congrats" "thanks brother" "we came really far" kook nodded. yoongi saw some tears in the corner of kooks eyes. "whats wrong?" "nothing, i am just soooo happy" "crackhead, i was concerned for nothing" kook grinned and wiped his eyes. "whats with u and jimin?" yoongi sighed. "he doesnt want one right now, so i have to wait" he looked a bit annoyed. kooks hand smacked his back. "gonna be okay, brother!" "ouch...."

"we are back!" yoongi and kook came out of the kitchen and froze in their steps. "what the fuuuuuck?!" "are u insane?" insynch their words came out. they couldnt see their partners, due to the amount of bags and whatnot. with red faces, the trio and oliver scrambled all things around the living room and excitedly, not oliver, showed some of the things to the shocked duo.

"e tu, jimin?!" yoongi crossed his arms and shook his head. "nice work dad! u have him infected!" he scolded his dad, who just grinned. "dont u think i wouldnt want to buy some with u? now we have all the stuff!" kook looked disappointed. "sorry babe...i was a bit...overwhelmed and .... yeah...." he looked at the stuff around. inside he felt ashamed. it should have been for the both of them...together.... tae walked to kook and hugged him. "i am really sorry!" "okay, dont start to cry, or i will cry and yoongi will smack us" yoongi looked at them smirking and nodded. "look yoongi! isnt that cute?" yoongi turned his face back and his eyes got wide. "what.....is....that?!" "baby stroller and the cutest shoes ever" "u bought them stuff too? u know they ll have twins and this is a one baby stroller" "i know dummie! its for us!" "u wanna me push u in a stroller around the garden? nice kink love" "oh are u fucking serious?! i mean our baby" "baby? what baby?" "the one we are gonna have" "okay....when?" "as soon as possible" jimins face was glowing and he grabbed a few bags and walked up to their bedroom. "i ll store them in the closet. we need to fix some rooms!"

"what the hell did u do to my minie?! who is that?" his father laughed and tapped his shoulder. "u are welcome son. its was easy to get him into baby mood" yoongis mouth fell open. "sly bastard!" mr. min laughed more. "smells good. i am hungry like a wolf! shopping is really a sport" "by the way, how much did u three spent?" mr. min rolled his eyes. "it was all on me, so dont piss your pants" "hrgpffff"

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"so u decided?" jimin scant yoongis face. he was pissed. gently he sat on yoongis lap and held his face. he leaned down and kissed him deeply. "sorry, i really am. and sorry that i was so against it first. i think i was just scared" "of what?" "a baby...with our jobs..." "u mean my job" "u know what i mean. tae was kidnapped, we have this drug laying around, what if one of the kids accidently takes it?!" "nobody will be kidnap, we will store the drugs away safetly, we will take care of everything. dont be afraid! it all will be great, okay?!" yoongi sooth jimin and kissed his face. jimin nodded and layed his full weight on his love. "shit, we really have to clean up and out this whole house! thats gonna suck!" yoongi chuckled. he snacked his arms around jimin and hummed. "oh yeah...how u wanna have our child? like the idiots, or adoption?" "i dont know...hmm...." "are u sleeping?" "hmmm" jimin only hummed. "hey, its sexnight!" yoongi heaved his head up and tapped jimins cheek. "hmmmm" jimin was out. "aaahhh shit!" yoongi sighed and switched the lights off.

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"i cant sleep" "me neither" "we need names" "to soon" "but..." "i dare u to choose names without me! and do not talk with dad about them either, he will only force us his favorites on us!" tae nodded. "promise! no word to your dad!" "great, now that we will became fathers in a few months, when are we gonna have our ceremony? i dont want it with the two morons together. i wanna have our own day" "ceremony?" "i want to be married when we get the kids, call me old fashoined" "OH! .....u didnt asked me" "so havent u" "DO u wanna marry me?" "yes, do u?" "of course...we just never talked about it" "yeah...kinda assumed we both want, i guess" "okay, then its set. how about tomorrow?" kook looked surprised. "for real?" tae shrugged. "we only need to sign the papers and register our marrige, thats all" "u dont want a big party?" "we could have a nice small garden party here and have our family...i mean your family and your men and their partners. a caterer and maybe a band or a dj. i dont like big parties" "nice, good. lets do it. wedding tomorrow and party on the weekend" they kissed. kook hopped out of the bed soon after. "where u going?" "i print the forms out and look for short notice caterer and music, why?" "uhm...i have a problem here" he whined and pointed to his crotch. "oh....can u hold it? i ll be done soon" "u gotta be kidding me! kook!" but kook was already out of the room. frustrated, tae crossed his arms. "wrong timing idiot!" he said to his cock.