Ex-Wives
Eliza's POV
the hint the girl gave us for the second musical told me everything i needed to know, it is about Alexander. Soon the black large screen lit up, showing everyone's spot in the room. something was off, a girl no older than 15 was beside my son Phillip. this girl was not wearing a dress, so i spoke up. "Miss, the one beside Phillip. Who are you? and why are you not wearing a dress?"
"Oh, yes i forgot to introduce myself. I am the girl who wrote the note, glad i did. Now to answer the question on the dress, i don't need to wear a dress and corset" "What!" jefferson yelled overlaping hannah i think. "You should not be wearing mens clothes, simply outrages!"
"Can i continue?" the girl asked. we all nodded."I was saying that because i come from the horrible year of 2020. fashion has changed, what would have been consedered 'mens clothes' are now used for all genders. Oh and king henry the eighth i did mean what i wrote about you. You are a wife killer." as soon as she said that KH8 rose up from his seat and walked over to Hannah who just smirked. my husband alexander started to get up from his seat to defend her, but she just said "I am not a madien in need of defending i am grown. to quote the second musical." henry stood infront of her ready to do something horrible when she said "I'll high kick you in the face and grande battment you in that place." that scared him so much because true to her word she did it.
"Wow go hannah!" his six wives choursed.
"can we start now?" Charels Lee said. right after the black screen lit up again
Hannah's POV
[Catherine Of Aragon:]
Divorced
"best thing to ever happen to me. I got away from him, i got to take a break" catherine of aragon started only to be cut off by me singing take a break "Take a break. Run away with us for the summer. Let's go upstate. We can all go stay with our father. There's a lake I know ,In a nearby park. You and I can go. Take a break and get away. Run away with us for the summer. Let's go upstate, Where we can stay. We can all go stay with our father. If you take your time, You will make your mark. Close your eyes and dream. We can go, When the night gets dark. Take a break"
"Where's that from?" alexander hamilton emditly asked.
"the second musical" i replied shepishly
[Anne Boleyn:]
Beheaded
"at least i got away from him" Anne comented quickly
[Jane Seymour:]
Died
[Anne Of Cleves:]
Divorced
"I had a party after." cleves stated
[Katherine Howard:]
Beheaded
"same as anne here."
[Catherine Parr:]
Survived
"how?" the five other wives questioned parr.
[Catherine Of Aragon:]
And tonight we are
"what" theo asked.
[All:]
Live
[Catherine Of Aragon:]
Listen up, let me tell you a story
"What story? women ar incapeable of doing anything except baring sons." KH8 stated
[Anne Boleyn:]
A story that you think
You've heard before
[Jane Seymour:]
We know you know our names
And our fame and our faces
"Neat." Seymour finally spoke up
[Anne Of Cleves:]
Know all about the glories
And the disgraces
[Katherine Howard:]
I'm done 'cause all this time
I've been just one word
In a stupid rhyme
"One word!" K howard yelled
[Catherine Parr:]
So I picked up a pen and a microphone
[All:]
History's about to get overthrown
[Catherine Of Aragon:]
Divorced
[Anne Boleyn:]
Beheaded
[Jane Seymour:]
Died
[Anne Of Cleves:]
Divorced
[Katherine Howard:]
Beheaded
[Catherine Parr:]
Survived
[All:]
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
LIVE!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Raising up the roof
Till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
That we'll be revealing
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
...but now we're ex-wives
"that's really neat." the hamilsquad stated
[Catherine Of Aragon:]
All you ever hear
And read about
[Anne Boleyn:]
Is our ex and the way it ended
"Yay, you only hear about me." can you geuss who said that?
[Jane Seymour:]
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
[Anne Of Cleves:]
You're gonna find out
How we got unfriended
[Katherine Howard:]
Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice
'Cause we're taking you to court
[Catherine Parr:]
Every Tudor Rose has its thorns
And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort
"How?" a confused Burr asked. and i just face palmed.
[Catherine Of Aragon:]
Divorced
[Anne Boleyn:]
Beheaded
[Jane Seymour:]
Died
[Anne Of Cleves:]
Divorced
[Katherine Howard:]
Beheaded
[Catherine Parr:]
Survived
[All:]
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
Live!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Dancing to the beat
Till the break of day. Once
We're done, we'll start again
Like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
...but now we're ex-wives
Divorced
[Catherine Of Aragon:]
My name is Catherine Of Aragon
Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won't try that again
"24 years!" Maria screamed at the top of her lungs.
[All:]
Beheaded
[Anne Boleyn:]
I'm that Boleyn girl
And I'm up next, see
I broke England from the Church
Yeah, I'm that sexy
Why did I lose my head?
Well my sleeves may be green
But my lipstick's red!
[All:]
Died
[Jane Seymour:]
Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved
"RUDE!" all of the wives except for jane yelled in time with the music.
[All:]
Rude
[Jane Seymour:]
When my son was newly born
I died, but I'm not what I seem
Or am I?
Stick around and you'll
Suddenly see more...
[All:]
Divorced
[Anne Of Cleves:]
Ich bin Anna of Cleves
[All:]
Ja
[Anne Of Cleves:]
When he saw my portrait he was like...
[All:]
Jaa
[Anne Of Cleves:]
But I didn't look as good
As I did in my pic
Funny how we all discuss that
But never Henry's little...
[Katherine Howard:]
Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine
Who lost her head
[All:]
Beheaded
[Katherine Howard:]
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your husbands
Lock up your sons
K Howard is here
And the fun's begun
"What fun?" Reynolds asked
[All:]
Survived
[Catherine Parr:]
Five down, I'm the final wife
I saw him to the end of his life
I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said I bet you wanna know
How we got this far
"How did you survive?" the girls who were beheaded asked
[All:]
Do you wanna know how we got this far?
Then welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Get your hands up
Get this party buzzing
You want a queen Bee
Well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
But now we're ex-wives!
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Five
SIX!
"That was amazing!" all of the ex wives cood
french translations: grande battment = big beat. it is used in dance