Group Chat

FIVE DRUNK INFLUENCERS

twitter personified Olivia Blake

might be a witch Emma Miller

prepubescent shakira Maddy Riley

all types of aesthetic Valerie Brown

lord and savior henry Zane Hijazi

all types of aesthetic:

Okay Madeleine spill the fucking tea

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might be a witch:

Yeah, you didn't come home last night

What'd you do?😏

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lord and savior henry:

You should be asking what they DIDN'T do🤪

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prepubescent shakira:

What?

I didn't do anything

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might be a witch:

Okay well....did you do someONE?

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prepubescent shakira:

Oh my god! Are you serious

Y'all are nasty as fuck

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twitter personified:

Oh come on Maddy...we won't tell😉

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prepubescent shakira:

I didn't do anything or anyone!

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lord and savior henry:

You sure?😏

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prepubescent shakira:

Yes Mr. Hijazi, yes I'm sure

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all types of aesthetic:

Are you 100% sure?

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might be a witch:

Yeah, there's always "the morning after" effect😂

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prepubescent shakira:

OH MY GOD

STOP

NO

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twitter personified:

No what?

No, you're not 100% sure you didn't do anything?

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prepubescent shakira:

I'm beyond 100% sure

I'm ♾% sure

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might be a witch:

The number of infinity is zero.

You know that right?

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prepubescent shakira:

Oh whatever

I did NOT sleep with David

I'm 100% sure of that

Case closed

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all types of aesthetic:

The jury is happy with the verdict

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prepubescent shakira:

Thank you Val

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twitter personified:

Valerie, do you even know what you just said?

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all types of aesthetic:

No, but I bet you don't either

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twitter personified:

Whatever🙄

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prepubescent shakira:

ANYWAYS

can we move on from this topic please?

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lord and savior henry:

Yeah, we thought something would've happened

But you just made it boring

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might be a witch:

Oooooooh, Zane called Maddy boooorrrriiiinnggg

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twitter personified:

Ig shit's abt to go down again🤦🏼‍♀️

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prepubescent shakira:

Boring?

Excuse me?

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lord and savior henry:

You're excused☺️

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prepubescent shakira:

I AM NOT BORING

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lord and savior henry:

Yes you are

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prepubescent shakira:

No I'm not!

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lord and savior henry:

Then how come the daring Maddy I know didn't make her move?

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prepubescent shakira:

Because I was trying to be respectful

And I don't give up the goodies on the first date

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lord and savior henry:

🥺

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prepubescent shakira:

Yeah....that

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might be a witch:

That's cute, but you should suck his dick next time

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twitter personified:

EMMA RORY MILLER

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all types of aesthetic:

WHAT THE FUCK

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lord and savior henry:

I'm assuming this is the first time Emma's acted up😳

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prepubescent shakira:

You know what, I might take that suggestion to heart

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twitter personified:

WHAT

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all types of aesthetic:

I'm getting light headed

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lord and savior henry:

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT BABY

GIRRRRLLLL!!!🤪🤪🤪

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prepubescent shakira:

As long as you do the same with Todd

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all types of aesthetic:

Oh ffs🤦🏼‍♀️

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might be a witch:

You know what, I might take that suggestion to heart

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prepubescent shakira:

Well we better plan that double date then

We gotta be organized

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twitter personified:

I think I'm gonna erase this conversation

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lord and savior henry:

I'm not

I'm FRAMING this shit😂😂😂

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