The Spaceship Is Trying Her Best!

"Alright maggots! How is everyone doing today?" Instructor Selvon bared his fangs and grinned.

Ahh! This was the life!

Nothing would beat scaring innocent wide-eyed freshman students who just entered university. 

A few murmurs were heard in the crowd in reply as all the students who were part of the training camp were suddenly overcome by some unpleasant memories resurfacing.

Most of the students in the regular class were a bit nervous at the prospect of speaking up so an awkward silence ensued. 

"ARE YOU WORMS FUCKING DEAF?!" came a loud bellow which startled everyone.

One brave student replied that he was feeling good and Instructor Selvon gave him an approving nod.

"Now that's what I like to hear. Okay maggots today will be your first day of pilot training and ship navigation classes."

"A requirement to graduate is to pass this course so I hope that you will pay attention and pass, so we don't waste my fucking time or yours."