481. Chicken

*BOOM*

Alexander appeared where a fierce match between Ragnarok and Hats was going on. Surprisingly the two planets were close by too.

Alexander loudly shouted, "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?! Stop this neighborhood aunty flight"

His booming voice stopped the two as they looked at him with a guilty face. Both of them suddenly realized how stupid their fight was. But now they needed to find a way out.

"He started it," Hats pointed his paw at Ragnarok.

"I didn't, Alex, this cat here nearly made his planet colloid with Dracheim. How can he be so irresponsible?" Ragnarok clarified.

Alexander looked at Hats in amusement, "How did you make the planet move?"

"Oh, it was just an awesome firework," Hats answered.

"How big was your firework that it moved a planet?" Alexander inquired.

"Hehe, it covered the full half of my planet," Hats proudly said.

*BAM*

Alexander appeared beside him and knocked on his fat furry head.

"MEEEOOOOWWW..." Hats cried in pain.

It surprised Alexander as till now, Hats never felt the pain whenever he knocked on his head.

Hats rubbed his head with his paws and looked at him with crying eyes, "Why does it hurt so much?"

Alexander looked at his fist and then at the big bump on Hats' head. "Oh, I received a powerup recently, maybe now I am strong enough. Do you know what this means, Hats?"

Hats shuddered in fear, "W-what? No... Hats is a good kitty, don't beat me. It is animal cruelty, I will complain to Peta,"

"Bwahaha... what Peta? This is my realm," Alexander laughed evilly.

Hats quickly thought, "No, there is Peta. My grandma will save me."

"She will only save you if you didn't do anything wrong. But here you were clearly in the wrong. You too, Ragnarok, why did you get so angry suddenly? I guess I need to seriously start looking for a wife for you." Alexander reprimanded them.

"Put your planet back in orbit and come to Phixheim," he ordered Hats and returned to the party.

After he was gone, Hats and Ragnarok looked at each other.

"HUH..." Hats huffed at him and turned around to leave while caressing the big bump on his head.

When Alexander arrived back in Phixheim, he was quickly surrounded by the squishy beast siblings.

"G-Chan, Chomei says he ate chicken, we want chicken too..." Saiken voiced his concern.

"Yes, G-Chan, we also want what Chomei ate," Isobu added.

Alexander remembered the KFC he had bought, "Ah, that chicken? It's just KFC, what's so special about it?"

"No, G-Chan, we must eat all the food we can. We need to keep our taste buds updated," Shukaku said with a serious face.

"Haha, well, I will show you the place then. Come with me my potatoes," He said and led them out of Phixheim. Behind them, Nel and Ajax also followed.

...

In the human world,

Because of Alexander's previous announcement, the KFC in Karakura town was having a free chicken week. Which is why it was jam-packed.

There were advance online bookings for tables. On the fryer duty was the ex-manager Alexander had punished. He was regretting being mean to Alexander now. Not only did his salary decrease, but what infuriated him was that even the new janitor had a higher salary than him.

"Hey, why are you crying? Your tears won't make chicken, quick, more customers are coming," the new manager shouted at him.

Then Alexander came to the place. "Hey, why is there such a long line outside?"

"Boss, we are low on people at cooking stations. We underestimated the number of people that would show up and the number of people we hired was not enough." The manager answered.

"Ah, okay, I will send some people. Also, I am borrowing your office, keep on sending all kinds of chicken there. Some kids will be coming to eat." Alexander instructed him and left.

Inside the office, he called a few T-800 droids and sent them to help. Soon, chicken also arrived and the kids started devouring it. The tailed beasts were first trying their favorite version and then only focusing on that one.

Alexander just sat there and looked outside at what was going on. Soon, he saw the same orange-haired kid he saw in the Soul Society.

He called him and his friends to his room.

"How's it going, kid?" Alexander asked.

Ichigo was surprised to see him here. He had later found out about the mysterious man from Rukia. But she was also not sure who he was. Nobody in the soul society knew who he was except that he was powerful and nice.

"H-how are you here?" Ichigo asked.

"What do you mean by "how"? I own KFC." Alexander replied.

*Munch*

*Munch*

Everyone was quiet for a while and only the noise of the little beasts munching on the crispy chicken was coming.

Then they exclaimed in shock, "Whaaat? Since when?"

"Haha, very slow reaction. Well, since a week ago. Come, you can eat whatever you want to. Don't mind these little ones. They are little potatoes."

"Aww... so cute," Orihime exclaimed. She ran up to Matatabu and hugged the blueish cat.

Matatabi didn't mind as there was a big cushion on the girl's chest.

"Bwahaha... You have a kindhearted sister, Ichigo," Alexander laughed loudly.

Ichigo and Orihime flustered, "Sister? No no, we are just classmates,"

"Okay, girlfriend it is then," Alexander changed his words.

This time the faces of the two reddened. Soon they all took seats and started eating. The big boy called Chad was having eating competitions with the beasts. Surprisingly, they were all being defeated by Ajax.

It seems that the monstrous strength of his body comes from the large amount of food he eats. Ajax had a personal chef appointed to him in Phixheim who was responsible for his 5 meals a day and each meal was more than what even his father ate.

Alexander, meanwhile, looked at Ichigo in fascination. "Why do I sense three different kinds of powers from you?"

Ichigo confusedly looked at him, "Three? I had asked my dad, he only said that I have Shinigami and Quincy powers."

"Hmm, I feel hollow powers from you too," Alexander said.

"Hollow?" Ichigo muttered and remembered his training at Urahara's place.

"My mother was infected by a hollow before she met my father. He gave up his Shinigami powers to save her life. Maybe that is the reason?" Ichigo guessed.

"It is very much possible, kid, you should train yourself. You have the potential to become the strongest Shinigami in history. You'd have the powers of the three most powerful species." Alexander suggested.

*Knock Knock*

Suddenly the door of the office opened and a black cat jumped in. It quickly went after the chicken.

*Pop*

"MY YORUICHI! Where is my kiss?" Out of nowhere, Hats popped out.

*BAM*

He just got pushed away. Alexander looked at everything in surprise. He felt that the cat was a shinigami too for some reason.

~What the hell is going on?~

"Ah, you all are here?" another man entered the room.

Alexander knew who this was, "You must be Urahara, come, sit"

The room became crowded in a short time as they happily chatted and ate.

"You can return to Soul Society now," Alexander told him.

Urahara shook his head, "No, I would rather stay here. Life is much better here as I don't have to worry about work. I can do whatever I want. The money is also good because so many Shinigami come to the human world to catch spirits and end up buying something from my shop.

"Also, even if I returned, what position would they give me? All the divisions have their captains and other positions. I've got nothing to do there,"

Alexander agreed, "True, but you can still keep on training Ichigo. I want him to harness all his powers. He can become the next Captain Commander if he tries hard enough."

Urahara nodded, "Yes, he is a rarity among all the Shinigami."

*BOOOM*

They were again distracted by the loud punch Hats received for trying to sniff Yoruichi in the wrong place.

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