You: My name is Nash. :)
Future Wife: Nash? What's your last name?
You: Reyes. :)
Future Wife: Hindi ako naniniwala sayo.
You: What do you want me to do?
Future Wife: Wala.
You: Please tell me.
Future Wife: Wala. Stop texting me.
You: Anything but that, please.
Future Wife: Bakit?
You: Kasi gusto kita. :)
Future Wife: Really, huh? Bakit inabot ka ng 21 hrs bago naka-reply?
You: Nalaglag yung cellphone ko sa pool. Pinaayos ko kanina. Ngayon ko lang ulit nabuksan. I'm sorry for making you wait Kayleen.
Future Wife: Ugh! Basta! Ang creepy mo parin! Para kang stalker. Hindi kita kilala.
You: Pwede natin gawan ng paraan yan. :)
Future Wife: Paano?
You: Kilalanin mo ko. :)
Future Wife: Hindi ako makikipagkita sayo.
You: It's okay. Just keep talking to me like this and we're okay. What are you doing now btw? :)
Future Wife: Facebook. You?
You: Kausap ka. :)