AYAYayayayayyyy!
Wade: You keep my mother out of this!
he yelled with an angry voice while picking up his katanas and charging at the Monster again but he soon stoped as he and everyone else in the room heard the most chilling and terrifying battle cry that they have ever heard...it was otherworldly they could hear it just like it was shouted right int their ears. hell even the horse stoped and started shaking in fear
Rose: NYAAAA~!!!!
trully a terrifying battle cry...
Rose shoot out of the entrance that of the room and she shoot out a powerfull lightning blast at the shapeless piece of meat that was at the end of the room and guarding an entrance to something
Rose: [thunder breathing technique fourth form: distant thunder]
like a true anime protagonist she screamed the name of her attack and then did a cool pose at the end..well this would have beenmuch cooler if the attack actualy did something but the monster just shruged it of like it was nothing!
'what?! nooo!! it was suposed to die and make me look cool!!! T-T'
Wade: dont worry about it sweatheart you will get plently more chances to look cool
(A/N: stop breaking the fourth wall!)
Wade: make me!
(A/N: if you dont stop i will post you naked pictures online!)
Wade: HAH! jokes on you i already did it myself!
(A/N: wait...before or after you got your mutant powers?)
Wade: yes!
Logan: Wade stop talking with your immaginary friends and help us!
Wade: okay, okay! geez...
well with that out of the way...the heroes throwed everything they got onto the shapeless pile of Meat but he just took it like a champ and didnt lanched his own attacks! sometimes it would try and crash into someone with his body and sometimes he would try to eat them trough many weird holes that was on his body but he always stayed in place and guarded the door behind him
at Some point Rose even used the "FUS RO DAH!" but when the attack hit the monster just started to wiggle and thats all that happened
that thing even shruged off a series of Slashes from Logan! it still cut his body but he didnt seemed to care about it in the slightiest. at some point Bobby (ice man) tried to freeze it but he found out that it was imposible
'what even is that?'
she then used aprasial and thats what she saw
[name: Billy]
[race: human, mutant]
[description: KILL IT BEFORE IS LAYS EGGS! this is what happens when you put to much mutant powers into one guy...ew...]
'so its a experiment gone wrong...anyway how do we beat that thing?'
<and who said you need to beat it you can just move it>
'and how am i suposed to do tha- Ooooohhh...'
the battle went on and everyone was trying to figure out what to do with this thing but soon they saw a ring shape underneeth the monster and then the monster started to fall trough it...well almost it got stuck midway becouse it was to fat...
Wade: ooh budy you need to go on a diet!
Rose: can someone jump on him to get his trough?
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---Magneto location---
Magneto: nonononono! a little more time! i just need a little more-
Wade: sneak attack!
Magneto: !!!
before the atack could reach Magneto he ducked and jumped away gaining some distance. he then looked at the X-men and saw that he was heavily outmached but that does not mean he will just give up
the machine is not ready but if he manages to save it he can hire someone to finish it later. he just needs to escape with it!
but before he could do anything he just fell down onto the floor dead. all of them looked at Magneto completly stupified on what just happened but they soon looked at Rose who took out SCP 294 of her inventory and was now holding one cup full of a pink-red substance
Jean: what is that?
Rose: his brain. i ordered "magneto brain" trough the coffe machine...does anyone want the a taste?
Bobby: y-you can just do that?
Rose: yeah
Bobby: why did we even bother then?
Rose: honestly i got this idea just now so...
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Rose: wait where are Adelar and Steve?
---Adelar POV---
Adelar: i am done!
Steve: me too budy!
*BEEP BEEP*
sudently the weird looking champer started beeping and both of them panicked. Adelar jumped off the top of the chamber and landed safely on the floor but the second he touched it he started sprinting away from it as far as possible
Steve decidet to do the same and run away, after he was far enough he took cover and waited
*swoosh*
sudently the chamber doors opened and from it some buff soldiers started exit
*play pillar men "awaken" theme*
Soldier: with these new bodies we will-
*BOOM*
the explosives that both Adelar and Steve were planting all this time went off and killed every single one of the soldiers while also making a huge hole in the space station allowing the void that is space to get into the room
Adelar & Steve: ah sh*t...