It's A Miracle My Brain Hasn't Exploded

Ivy had walked far past the parking lot and still hadn't lost track of Carson's inner voice singing in what appeared to be Japanese. She really needed to brush up on Asian languages. Once all of her makeup work was done she would have to watch some of the anime he recommended.

When he ran out of Japanese songs Carson ended up reciting an impressive number of digits of pi. She didn't know past 3.1415 off the top of her head. When had he bothered to memorize that?

Ivy kept walking until she couldn't hear his voice anymore. She pulled out her phone and used Google Maps to see the distance from her location to the burger place since she was parked right in front. Exactly one mile.

Holding back hysterical laughter became more difficult as she thought about that. A whole mile. 5,280 feet in any direction compared to the previous 300. No wonder she had ended up hospitalized.