"Where the hell have YOU been?"
"Mew!"
"Yes, I can tell you were at a party, but WHAT party, and WHERE?"
Instead of directly answering my question, the little Legendary disappeared as it teleported away, before returning with something else. A large birthday cake that read 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY!'
"Are you kidding me?" I uttered while pinching the bridge of my nose, while Mew appeared pleased with itself for stealing some kid's birthday cake.
"Mew!"
"Of course you aren't..."
As Mew and I went back and forth, I could feel the intense gaze of Mewtwo on both myself and the little Legendary, prompting me to turn back at him and say,
"Mewtwo, meet Mew. Mew, this is Mewtwo."
Mew turned it's attention to Mewtwo at my introduction, seemingly forgetting about the large cake in it's hands as they looked each other over.
"Greetings, Mew." Mewtwo said, appearing calm and collected, but I could tell through his aura that he was anything but.
"Mew?"
"I am you, or a 'superior' version of you."
"Mew?"
"That is just what I was told." Mewtwo said, surprising me a little as he seemingly took a step back on his claims of superiority over Mew.
But then again I shouldn't be too surprised, as Mewtwo had never even met Mew before, or had any kind of baseline to draw from regarding his standing. Now however, face-to-face with Mew, he probably realized just how much of a difference there was. It would take some time before he could be considered Mew's equal, let alone being superior to it.
And the first thing Mewtwo would need to work on was mastering ALL of the abilties he possessed, not just his psychic powers.
"Mew Mew Mew, Mew Mew?" The little Legendary declared, asking Mewtwo how he was supposed to be 'superior' when he didn't even know 'who' or 'what' he was.
"That...." Mewtwo began hesitantly, before faltering as he seemingly couldn't think of a response.
"That's kinda like what I told you before." I pointed out to him, remembering the quote I used on him when we first had dinner. The same quote that, incidently, Mewtwo himself originally said.
"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." Mewtwo said, repeating what I had told him before.
"You still have yet to tell me who said that." He stated pointedly.
"And YOU have yet to find something to do with the gift of your life." I shot back at him, which made Mew giggle with amusement.
"..."
Mewtwo was silent from contemplation at that, which was just as well since May called out that dinner was ready.
I then pulled out my foldable picnic table, as best as I could with my hand still in a cast, and helped the girls set the table as we prepared to eat. Of course, Mew decided to keep the cake it stole from the birthday party, setting it down on the end of the table for later.
"Ace Ketchum..." Mewtwo suddenly asked as we started sitting down, making me look up at him.
"Is Joey not another way to say the name Joe?" He asked while looking down at the Mew's stolen cake.
"Yeah, either one could be a person's nickname, especially if they're name is Joseph or something." I told him.
"I see. Then is it possible this cake belongs to Joe Mama?"
"..."
I looked at the Legendary incredulously at his question, scarcely believing what I had heard.
"'Joe Mama'?" I repeated.
"Yes, the one you claimed to learn of my past from." Mewtwo said, reminding me that I had told him that before he had tried to kill me at Mt. Moon.
"Oh THAT. Yeah, I made that up." I told him bluntly.
"!?!"
Mewtwo looked at me sharply when he heard that, before responding with a single word. "Why?"
I shrugged noncommittally at him and responded, "Why not? It's a stupid joke people like to tell each other, and I wasn't going to just hand over information to the enemy like that. It was actually more surprising that you believed me to begin with, let alone for this long."
"..."
"Hello?"
"..."
"Earth to Mewtwo?"
"..."
"I think you broke him..." Dawn uttered in disbelief, while Lucario was struggling to contain his laughter.
"How would you not know what a joke is?" Misty asked incredulously.
"I doubt they included in jokes in Team Rocket 101, especially the dumb ones." May pointed out to her.
"True. Anyways, lets eat until he decides to rejoin us." I told them, and we all started digging into the spaghetti that Dawn and May had made for us, coupled with some garlic bread of course.
The food was all excellent!
The first meal made in our new kitchen!
Though we were eating outside instead of in our dining room...
Truthfully though, thats probably how we'll end up eating most of our breakfasts and dinners so we can include our pokemon as well. Lunch of course would probably always be on the road.
At some point while we were eating Mewtwo managed to return to the land of the living, but he seemed pretty moody after discovering the joke I played on him. I knew he took it seriously at the time, but I had no idea he was still worried about it.
His moodiness did nothing to curb either his or Mew's appitie though, as both Legendaries readily scarfed down all the remaining food after the girls and I ate. Yet again, I was barely able to set aside an extra portion for Janine like I had for lunch.
But once the food was gone, Mew pointed at the cake.
"Mew Mew!"
"You.....want to blow out the candles?" I asked it incredulously.
"Mew!"
Declaring such, Mew vanished one more before returning a second later with a box of matches that it rattled at me.
"..."
"Really?"
"Mew!"
I shook my head at how Mew had not only stolen some kid's cake, but was now insisting on blowing out the candles itself. Maybe it wanted to try doing so because it had seen people do so before?
Now that I thought about it, Mew had probably never gotton to celebrate it's birthday with anyone before. Did it even have a birthday to celebrate?
Realizing such, I decided not to worry about this instance as I lit the candles for it. Mew then happily blew them all out before clapping happily.
Sorry Joey, both your cake and your candles were taken by Mew.
But if Mew wanted to try a birthday cake for the first time, then I would make sure it got the full package.
While Mew was clapping happily, I quickly grabbed the back of it's head and pushed it into the cake face-first.
"!!!"
"Mew!" It cried out in surprise afer pulling it's face from the cake, and looking at me incredulously.
"Surprise!" I cried out with a smirk.
"Mew!"
With a cry, Mew used it's psychic powers to hurl a chunk of the cake at me at mach 'fuck you', and I had been unable to react before it smacked me right in the face.
"Pft!"
I could hear the girls snickering at my situation as frosting and cake ran down my face, which I wiped away as best as I could with my left hand.
"So that's how you wanna play it, huh?" I asked slowly, before throwing the cake at Mew next.
Two things happened then that made me recall the saying about hindsight being 20-20. Firstly was that my aim completely and utterly sucked thanks to me using my left arm instead of my right. Secondly, Mew deftly bobbed out of the way of the flying cake despite my aim being off, and I hit Mewtwo in the face instead.
"""!!!!"""
"..."
"Very well..." Mewtwo slowly uttered as used psychic power to wipe away the cake, before looking at me pointedly. "I will win this war!"
He then sent the cake flying back at me, which I dodged, before I grabbed another handful of cake to throw back at him. Except this time I hit May instead.
May then grabbed a handful of cake and threw it at Dawn, who threw some at Misty, Who smeared some on Joy's head.
Soon all of us were slinging cake all over the area at one another, with even some of our pokemon joining in as they picked sides.
May called Combusken a traitor when it helped me smear some on her face, only for Lickitung to 'helpfully' Lick it off of her afterwards. And then I got corned by all four of the girls, as they smeared frosting over every inch of my body that they could get to.
Meanwhile Mewtwo and Mew got into their own little fight as they hurtled chunks of cake at one another with their powers, until there was no cake left. Then, apparently not being one to let the fun end so quickly, Mew teleported away for a moment only to reappear with several more cakes so the war could go on.
Lucario took a while to join in, grumbling something about how much of a pain it would be to clean his fur, until I threatened him with a large chocolate cake. Once it fell to the ground though, it was on for him John Wick style, except it was cake that he was avenging instead of a dog.
At one point I got Misty pretty good by shoving a handful of green frosting down the back of her booty-shorts, making her scream even before finding out it came from a cake with Caterpie, Metapod, and Butterfree. She then proceeded to enlist the help of Mew to dump an entire cake onto my head, which also had pudding filling inside of it. This time was Mewtwo's turn to enact revenge for the tragedy of wasted pudding.
***
*Later*
"This was a pretty good day." I said softly as the girls and I finally went to bed.
The cake war continued until well after dark, and we had only stopped when we ran out of cake to throw at each other. Mew of course was about to go find more, but I stopped it by saying that it was time we started getting ready for bed anyways.
We then took at least an hour in the bath that was adjoining my room, which was large enough that all of us could shower AND bathe with room for at least twice our number. Instead of a bathtub, it was like I had a small hot tub in my room, and I loved it.
Of course the fun part was cleaning ourselves up before getting into the bath, during which time Misty readily showed me how I had accidentally dyed her buttcrack, asshole, and even part of her pussy green from the frosting. To say nothing of the state of her bikini bottoms and shorts.
After quite a bit of scrubbing, we managed to get the frosting dye out of our skin and hair before sinking into the bathtub to relax. And once we finished soaking in the nice and warm waters, we all promptly went to bed.
It was a long and exciting day today, with leaving Lavender, showing the girls our new Capsules, training Mewtwo, and then our cake war.
But as we all drifted off to sleep, apparently my night was not over yet.
After closing my eyes and dozing off, I suddenly found myself completely naked while floating in a world of blue.
"The ocean...?" I questioned while looking around at the coral reefs and the waves crashing overhead, before realizing that I was seemingly breathing underwater.
"How curious..."
Just as I was wondering what was going on, as my dreams had never been this vivid and clear, nor had I ever been this conscious during them, a certain figure swam by me.
Her usual sideways ponytail was nowhere to be found, allowing her orange hair to flow freely in the water around her as she swam elegantly and beautifully under the sea.
"A mermaid..." I uttered in awe at Misty's similarly naked form, but rather than eroticism, I was enchanted by her grace and beauty.
Around her were three pokemon that danced in the ocean waters as well, but when I got a closer look at them, I saw they all had her sisters' faces instead of their usual faces.
I then felt something moving behind me, making me look back to see a massive Gyarados that hurried forward to join in on the dance, except it had Hudson's face this time.
I closed my eyes and shook my head at the strangeness going on around me, but when I reopened them I found that the scene had completely changed.
This time I was in the back of a limo that was driving through a city, before pulling up to a large crowd of people. My first thought was that this was a dream of my previous life, as it wouldn't be the first time, but imagine my surprise when a nervous voice beside me said,
"Haaa... Here we go!"
I turned to find May sitting there beside me this time, dressed elegantly in a beautiful red gown that sparkled in the lights around us.
"Relax, you'll do fine." I said to her, not quite knowing what was going on, but comforting her all the same.
"Thank you Ace. You're always there to help calm my nerves."
"Of course."
After saying that I exited the limo, generating quite the response from the crowd, but not nearly as much of a response as May did as I extended a hand to help her out after me. Cameras were all on us as they flashed and broadcasted us live throughout the entire region, and beyond.
I quickly found out why we were here as numerous reporters asked us questions, each of which was about May's Expeditions and her chances of winning the awards. And naturally they also asked me questions, as May's boyfriend with frequent appearances in her videos.
Things were going well until one of the reporters asked about May's.....unique, attire. As a result we all turned to look at her beautiful red dress, except it was no longer there.
Instead, May was now standing before ALL of the reporters, fans, and cameras, completely naked.
"KYAAAAAAA!"
With a shriek, May dropped as she tried to cover her body while I quickly stripped off my suit jacket, and placed it around her shoulder.
"Get out of our way." I growled at the reporters as they tried to surround us, refusing to let them box May in to keep taking pictures of her naked form.
But, as we tried to escape, the scene around me shifted yet again to that I was inside some kind of stadium, where the sounds of battle drew my attention.
"And an excellent move from Empoleon! Both her and her trainer are in top form tonight! Just how will Juan and his Milotic respond!?!"
My eyes widened as I saw Dawn battling with an Empoleon, the final form of Piplup, against a Milotic and it's trainer in a contest battle. Except the man was one of THE best Coordinators in the entire world, as well as the Gym Leader of the Sootopolis city Gym in Hoenn, Juan.
"Milotic, use Whirlpool and Ice Beam!" Juan ordered his pokemon dramatically.
The beautiful pokemon let out a trill of affirmation as it summoned a mass of swirling water, before launching it at Empoleon while also gathering ice type energy. Then, at just the right moment, Milotic fired an Ice Beam at the Whirlpool to partially freeze it, creating numerous chunks of razor-sharp ice within the swirling mass of water.
"Empoleon, jump into it and spin!" Dawn commanded coolyly, which her starter readily complied as she leapt headfirst into the swirling mass of water.
"A bold move coming from Dawn and Empoleon, can they pull this off?" The announcer declared to the crowd, hyping up the anticipation as they waited to see the outcome.
Suddenly, the swirling vortex of water and ice changed course as it headed straight for Juan's Milotic, before engulfing it entirely so that the pokemon was being constantly buffeted by it's own attack, as well as the devestatingly sharp blades that made up Empoleon's wings.
Right as the timer was going to wear out, Milotic collapsed, and a great cheer went up as the announcer declared,
"AND THAT IS IT FOLKS! DAWN AND EMPOLEON ARE OUR NEW TOP COORDINATORS OF THE WORLD!"
I smiled at the scene as Dawn and Empoleon were presented their Ribbons for winning, before being swarmed by their fans. But, right as I was about to go and congratulate them myself, the scene shifted yet again so that I found myself in a clinic instead.
The first thing I felt was curiosity, since I didn't immediately see anyone else present. The second thing however was a strong suction accompanied by a pleasurable warmth on my nether regions.
Looking down, I was surprised to see a pink head of hair bobbing back and forth with my cock in her mouth, as well as the fact that I was wearing a lab coat, and nothing else.
Soon however I finished in the woman's mouth, which she made sure to drink every single drop before stepping back while standing up.
"See doctor, I drank all of my 'medicine'." She said once I could see all of her, opening her mouth as she did so to prove it.
But my attention was on the woman herself, who was obviously a Nurse Joy, but she was far more mature than MY Nurse Joy, and more beautiful than any Nurse Joy I had ever seen before. But that didn't mean I wouldn't play along with her game.
"Good girl. But we still can't know if it'll be effective to only take it orally. Thankfully for you, there are other ways to administer this particular type of 'medicine'."
Nothing more was needed to be said, as Nurse Joy readily backed up from me to the examination table behind her, allowing me to see that she too was naked under her own lab coat. She then laid back onto the table, and pulled her legs up before spreading them to allow me to see the soaking treasure within, along with the thermometer sticking out of her back door.
I didn't hesitate, pressing the tip of my cock up against her scorching hot slit, before slowly sinking it's entire length into her.
I fought back a groan at the incredible tightness and heat that surrounded me as I sank into her, almost feeling like she actually DID have a fever instead of just the doctor play.
"I'm so full..." Nurse Joy groaned as I stretched her open, even before I began to move as I started to slowly pull out.
"Just wait~!" I told her with a smirk, before slamming my entire length back into her.
*Smack!*
"Ahn!"
*Smack!*
"Ahn!"
The clinic was filled with the sound of my hips smacking her thighs, immediately followed by her moans as I proceeded to fuck the fever out of her. I kept her hands pinned to the examination bed above her head as I looked into her eyes, though I still noticed her impressive breasts as they bounced with every thrust.
"I see you are enjoying yourself, Ace Ketchum."
"!!!"
I looked up in alarm at the voice to see a young woman standing before me, dressed in a red skirt with a matching jacket, a black undershirt, and with green hair that went stright down to her waist. Of course, I recognized her from the numerous interviews that had taken place after she suddenly took control of the Saffron city Gym, despite being so young.
"Sabrina." I growled while immediately going on guard. But suddenly Nurse Joy and the clinic around us disappeared, leaving me standing there in a void of darkness with Sabrina, and my junk out in front of her.
"I am not here as your enemy, Ace Ketchum." She said in a monotone voice, though I noticed her cheeks redden slightly as her eyes wandered to my exposed junk.
"Then why, and HOW, are you here? I know my mind can't be read." I told her bluntly. No reason to hide the protection I had that not even Mewtwo could penetrate.
"One does not need to read a mind to communicate with it, or Omega Weapon would not be able to communicate with you via telepathy either." Sabrina said bluntly, to which I had no rebuttal.
She then surprised me by suddenly appearing before me as I blinked, a small smile on her face as she looked me over before saying, "I wanted to congratulate you, Ace Ketchum, for attaining that which many seek throughout their lives, and yet a paltry few ever obtain."
"And what is that?" I asked cautiously, not trusting the Team Rocket agent. But what she said next shocked me as she stated,
"You have unlocked the power of the mind, similarly to myself and many others. You are now a psychic."