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Chapter 10: You’re Messing With The Best Bitch!

The elderly red goblin frowned when he saw the large crowd of "Young Greens" huddled around him.

He would have to reduce there number again before bringing them back into the tribe.

Letting out a lame sigh he scanned around to look for any promising individuals among the herd.

Few caught his eye but two in particular were the most noteworthy.

One was a tall and strong looking youth holding a makeshift spear with a scar over his face.

He gave off an imposing and strong aura his peers encircling him by some distance hesitating to get near was this done out fear or respect hmm.

While the other was a female Demi Goblin wearing the blue fur of a demon bear very interesting he thought having recognised which creature it belonged to.

He did not believe that she was capable of killing a demon bear but assumed it was a fortuitous encounter of fate he wondered what profits she had could have attained.

A greedy and lustful smile rose on his face as he examined the female goblin from head to toe.

Gia having noticed his gaze shuddered in disgust she knew that if an elder goblin wanted her she would have to obediently obey to his every command without choice or consent.

The feeling of disgust only reminded Gia of her ambition to rule and motivated her into becoming better to avoid the problems that come with being weak or low ranking among her tribe.

The domain of the Dark Forest was a cruel and wicked place for the weak a land where only the strongest predators and vile creatures can rule over…

Gia made eye contact with the Elderly Red Goblin showing her clear discomfort to him in hopes that he would catch a hint and back off.

The elderly red goblin wore a tribal orange skirt made from the pelt of a Fire Fox he also had necklace of chains around his neck made from their teeth.

His face obscured by the mask of the Fire Fox Skull decorated with blood tipped Hawk Feathers.

In his right was a gnarled wooden staff that was about the same size of his body.

It had a palm sized red crystal shard that glowed with a mystical light lodged in the center.

His name was Gyrom once an ordinary goblin born mundane and simple like the rest of his litter doomed to live the life of a generic weakling for most of his life.

Until one day Gyrom had a chance encounter with a dying magician during one of his routine hunting trips to look for rabbits.

He stumbled upon her by mere coincidence she was already wounded and alone and on the brink of death a veteran pyromancer in her late forties.

He could still remember her pretty face and soft pale skin that was covered in freckles.

Her long orange hair tied in a ponytail, with those angry piercing emerald green eyes.

She could not be described as an ordinary girl but as a matured woman her body was well toned but still ample and curved in all the right places.

Despite her age she still had the vigor of youth in her eyes and gave off the feisty and demanding aura of a leader.

Gyrom salivated at the thought with a perverse smile on his face when he recounted the memory.

She had come here to harvest the fruit of the Dark Forest but was unlucky enough to be shot down and pursued by a carnivorous unicorn.

Although she heavily injured the unicorn by scorching it alive and subduing it she had already been pierced by its laser horn and was waiting to succumb to her injuries.

Gyrom upon seeing the injured pretty pyromancer acted on instinct and assaulted her.

Although she tried to resist him she was only able to cast a lower tier spell that severely burned the upper part of his face that Gyrom now covers with a mask.

Angered by the attack Gyrom caved her face repeatedly with a few swings of his club until she stopped twitching.

By the end of it her face was a far cry from the pretty one he remembered and was now a bloody and ugly mush of flesh that constantly oozed out a puddle of blood.

Gyrom now satisfied and having calmed his anger proceeded to -rape- her lifeless corpse...

Afterwards he looted her belongings and left her body in the woods laying there naked and dirty in a pool of her own blood and goblin semen.

He walked over to the dying scorched unicorn and ate it alive.

He couldn't resist the smell and to this day it was the greatest meal of his entire life.

Having killed not only a veteran pyromancer and a carnivorous unicorn Gyrom's evolution was skyrocketed into a high level red goblin.

He gained much that day status wealth and fame among his tribe.

Going from useless green goblin nobody too a mighty and respected red goblin.

He gifted the Unicorn horn to his king and went on to become an elder of his tribe.

Many years have passed since then but Gyrom could still remember it like it all had happened just yesterday.

But after killing the Pyromancer and Carnivorous he had stagnated in power reaching a peak he could not surpass.

For many years he tried to become stronger even going as far as hunting stronger game of course nothing was even close to the level of a carnivorous unicorn.

He eventually gave up and stopped trying to become stronger before he could realize it he had already become old and had wasted many years in a fruitless pursuit.

He was by no means as powerful or even close to reaching the power the dying pyromancer had.

His training had only allowed him to learn how to cast one spell a low tier "Fire Ball". Despite looting the spell book of that pyromancer this was all he could learn from it in his many years of practice.

This frustrated him to no end.

Gyrom had read the pyromancers spell book over a hundreds of times in its entirety.

But was only able to perform one low tier spell that consumed a large amount of his magic with every use.

By no means could he kill another Carnivorous Unicorn let alone anything stronger he felt hopeless.

But in seeing the female Demi Goblin for the first time in a long time he felt hope again to increase his power..

First he would indulge himself in the body of this Young Green Demi Gob and take her as a concubine then he could plunder her loot and get the details of her encounter to reap the benefits from her.

He licked his long snake like tongue around his lips and gave Gia a sinister lustful smile to her before turning back to the rest of the crowd.

Before Gyrom could speak the loud sound of trees falling echoed from the forest he could hear a faint noise coming from the direction in an almost chant like rhythm.

Immediately alerted he called out and summoned two goblin guards from the cave.

He was not concerned about the lives of the Young Green so he did not bother to shield them instead he hoped they would be good fodder for whatever was approaching.

As an Elder Goblin it was his duty to protect the tribe and the Goblin Cave above all else against this impending doom.

Gyrom pointed his staff at the direction of the falling trees and noise ready to cast his signature fireball spell.

The light green skinned goblins squirmed in fear and were about to run into the cave when Gyrom shouted at them to stay put.

None of the goblins except Gia and Guroh dared go against the Elder Red Goblins orders and obediently stayed put despite there growing anxiety.

Gia sneaked away into the bushes and tunneled her way down to hide.

While Guroh readied his spear and was looking forward to the challenge ahead ready to attack at first chance.

When the chanting from the forest got closer and became audible enough to understand.

Everyone became startled recognizing it as a fellow goblin speaking but were left stunned by what was being spoken.

Jack: "Gii Giii Giii GIii Giii Giii GIii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii GIii GIii Giii!" / "Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop!"

( Intended meaning: "Die DIe DIe DIe DIe Die DIe DIe DIe DIe Die DIe DIe DIe DIe Die DIe DIe DIe DIe Die Die!" )

Everyone including Gyrom dropped thier guard but still awaited for the appearance of the strange goblin speaking.

When Jack had burst through the cover of the forest all were shocked by his appearance.

The mustard colored goblin sporting a blue demon bear cape and loincloth laughed maniacally as he approached the crowd.

Guroh was shocked and did not react he could have sworn the injuries he inflicted on Jack were fatal.

Not only should he have died during their encounter but he was running around like it never happened fully healed.

Guroh: ("What sorcery is this!?")

Gyrom recognized the clothing and immediately looked around to find Gia.

Becoming more excited about having the opportunity to plunder them and grow stronger.

He felt these two were connected given there clothing but was disappointed when he could no locate her among the crowd of Young Greens.

Gia was the most fearful of Jack and chose to stay hidden she had personally witnessed Jack cannibalize a fellow goblin once when spying on him and was aware of his killer ability that he obtained from the demon bear…

When Jack had seen the crowd of Goblins the grin on his face grew wider and his eyes squinted charging into the crowd.

Jack: "Giii!" / "Poop!"

( Intended meaning: "Die!" )

Generic Gob: "GYAH!"

Jack shoved the broken hilt of his old weapon Clyde into the left eye of the closest generic goblin he could find, causing it to cry out in pain.

When a generic green goblin standing beside him opened its mouth to scream Jack used his free hand and forced it into his mouth.

Grabbing the Goblins tongue Jack forcefully pulled his hand out, ripping off the goblins tongue as his jagged teeth scrapped Jacks hand.

A sickening tear sound came from the goblins mouth as he fell down gurgling on his own blood.

Jack brought the ripped off tongue to his mouth and ate it he needed two more.

The startled crowd broke into a panic once again this time rushing over to attack the murderous Yellow Goblin all of them screaming to kill him quickly.

Jack activated his blue claws skill and began to tear through the crowd of rushing goblins.

With every swipe and swing of his hands a goblin would be torn apart or heavily mutilated as a trail of blood and gore followed each and every one of his attacks.

Eventually the crowd stopped rushing at Jack and backed off moving away from him instead of trying to kill him.

Only a group of four brave goblins holding wooden clubs tried to resist his frenzied strikes and stood in his way now.

The first one approached Jack from behind and wacked his club so hard that it broke on jacks head with a loud bam and crack noise.

Jack flinched from the sudden head trauma and turned around to confront the attacker who looked at him with fear.

The generic goblin having realized that his attack meant nothing in the face of this yellow tyrant he dropped his broken weapon and raised his hands to surrender.

Jack grabbed his raised arms and with the boost of strength he received from his blue claws skill.

Jack yanked the goblins arms off before kicking him away and tossing the severed limbs aside.

The now dismembered goblin let out a pitiful screams while he foamed at the mouth from the intense pain.

Jack walked over and stomped down on his head bursting it into pieces like a gory water balloon.

Brain matter and blood splattered out from its crushed head with one of the eyes popping out and rolling away near Jack,

Jack was bathed in a layer of blood and meat chunks the smell of blood and death wreaked from his body

When Jack picked up the rolling goblins yellow eyeball and swallowed it whole with a comedic gulp many goblins barfed and fell to their knees.

A few of them passed out on the spot.

By this point most of the crowd had scattered back into the forest in attempt to avoid the Yellow goblins killing spree.

While the guards behind Gyrom were on the verge of shitting themselves from the brutal display Gyrom stood there with a pleased expression.

He was becoming more and more interested in the mustard goblin and that female demi goblins potential for benefits.

He was not at all moved by the vicious killings and was probing the capabilities of the yellow goblin from them.

If anything Gyrom was pleased that this yellow lad was doing his job for him.

Instead of holding another boring competition of deadly combat among the Young Greens to reduce their numbers.

This yellow lad had already made quick work of a good amount of the Young Green this meant less work for him and no boring deadly combat competition.

Two of the brave goblins attacked jack after his stomp for revenge in killing their comrade but were met with Jack shoving his claws into both their bellies piercing a fist sized hole through them.

They collapsed to the ground cursing Jack in there incoherent goblin language before dying.

Jack bent over and pulled out a tongue from one of the two and ate it but before he could eat the last one.

The final goblin of the group ran up to him and whacked him across the face with his wooden club forcing him off his comrades body.

The strike had broke Jacks nose contorting its position to the right.

The pain stung very badly if Jack could cry he would already be in tears he glared at the goblin who was still defending over his comrades bodies refusing to let jack desecrate them.

Jack ran over to the generic goblin who lashed out with his wooden club.

But Jack swiped his claws and broke away the club, closing the distance he clapped his hands together smashing the goblins head in between them.

The goblins body shot out a spring of blood falling as it twitched awkwardly on the floor.

Jack: "Giii Giii" / "Eat Poop"

( Intended meaning: "Eww Yuck" )

Jack wiped away the goblins gory remains from his hands into the air.

He looked around to see most of the goblins gone having fled the scene during his fight with the group.

The few that remained stood in place frozen in fear staring at him or passed out.

Looking back he saw the trail of corpses he left in his killing spree.

Jack's bloodlust was slowly fading away he had regained his sense of control and deactivated his blue claws while taking in his environment.

He saw the scar faced goblin staring blankly at him with his mouth hanging in an "O" shape standing among the remaining generic green goblins.

Jack slapped his face realizing the biggest consequence to his actions.

He had sabotaged his own plan to kill the scar faced goblin with a sneak attack with his Blue Claws ability.

Despite realizing his mistake Jack contemplated the problem.

So what if he was strong enough to tear him into pieces with his bare hands it didn't mean Dick! If he couldn't touch the slippery bastard in the first place.

Jack had finally turned to notice the elderly red goblin standing by the goblin cave entrance locking eyes with one another.

While Gyrom was still probing Jack, Jack was simply staring out of curiosity and interest.

He was the first goblin he met that wasn't a generic green one and his appearance was quite amusing in Jack's mind the elderly red goblin was like a zoo animal.

No fear or intimidation from the strange goblin but simple curiosity.

His attention was especially drawn to the staff the red goblin was holding!

Jack: (" Is that? No way it couldn't be, but what else could it be but a Magic Freaking Staff! ")

Jack:(" Holy Shit! I want it! Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie! ")

Jack began to walk towards the elderly red goblin his eyes fixed on the gnarled staff in Gyrom's hands.

Although he showed no hostile intent towards the red goblin he was fully willing to kill it if he needed too.

Jack walked without fear or worry he was utterly lacking in his flight response to the very predictable danger ahead.

But Jack didn't care he wanted to see magic who cared if he gets blasted by it after all who wouldn't want to see a good magic trick.

I'll deal with that scar faced bastard later this guy looks way more interesting.

The two goblins behind gyrom were shaking and unconsciously took two steps back when they saw Jack approach.

Gyrom on the other hand remained unmoved he wanted to get a few answers out of Jack about his chance encounter and reap some benefits.

He was a red elder goblin what would he have to fear from this young lad all it would take to kill him was one fireball spell.

Gyrom thought It would be best if there was no one around the learn of this lads encounter so no one else would covet its benefits.

So without turning his back to face his men he decided to send the two guards away and deal with the runaways.

He had expected the rest of the day to be spent wasting his time with the Young Green during the deadly combat.

But was met with a pleasant surprise to not only skip over the boring event

but gain strength.

Gyrom: "Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii" Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii." / "You Two Go Hunt The Young Greens Who Ran, Our tribe Does Not Have Cowards I Take Care Of Rest."

Goblin Guard 1 : "Giii Giii GIii Gii!?" / "But Elder You Sure!?"

The second Goblin Guard shoved his elbow into the rib of the first goblin guard and gave him look to keep his mouth shut.

Goblin Guard 2: "Giii Giii, Giii Giii Giii!" / "Yes Elder, Come We Go!"

The second goblin guard was relieved to not have to deal with that yellow maniac.

Goblin Guard 2: ( "After all compared to Elder that crazy yellow gob small fry, Elder Gyrom is one of strongest in tribe who kill Fire Foxes. Hmph! that yellow gob become roasted meat if fight Elder." )

When the two guards disappeared into the forest Gyrom pointed his staff at Jack in response Jack hurried his pace and giggled in anticipation.

Gyrom: "Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii Giii!" / "Young Gob You Answer, Me No Kill Understand!"

Gyrom wanted to threaten Jack and bully him and that Demi Goblin Girl into telling him about there encounter.

However when Jack did not reply to him and continued coming.

Gyrom: "Giii, Giii Giii Giii GIii? Giii Giii!" / "Oh, You Think Me Lie? You Die!"

Gyrom casted a fireball his intention was to scare not to kill so the fireball exploded right in front of Jack.

Jack stumbled back with a joyous look on his face thinking if that fireball had hit him he would have been turned into a goblin barbecue by now.

Jacks joyous face caused Gyrom to scoff at him with an annoyed expression thinking was this lad stupid or taunting him.

Gyrom pointed his staff at Jack again to cast another spell..

Gyrom : "Giii! Giii Giii Giii Gii Gii Gii Gii Giii Giii Giii Giii." "Hmph! Me Get Serious Now If No Stop And Beg Yellow Lad."

Gyrom: ("We See If Stay Cocky When Legs Are Burned!")

Jack activated his Blue Claws getting ready to Fight!

Jack: " Giii Giii Giii Giii GIii Giii! " / " I Eat Poop I Eat Poop! "

( intended meaning: " You're Messing With The Best Bitch! " )

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