I Have a Boyfriend

It was finally his turn to collect tickets. Ye Ling was stumped and did not know how to collect the tickets. He fiddled with the machine several times but still could not collect the tickets. He frowned. He was a CEO that had to handle a lot of work daily; business deals and ordeals were nothing to him. Could it be that he was challenged by the mere task of collecting tickets?

What a joke!

He studied the machine seriously. The couple standing behind him did not hurry him too, as the lady felt that Ye Ling was very handsome. She was thoroughly enjoying her view and was not in a hurry to get her movie tickets.

"Bro, have you not been to the cinema before? Do you not know how to collect tickets?" the man asked.

Silence.

Ye Ling was cold and did not respond.

"Are you here alone? Do you want me to teach you?" The man continued to ask.

"No," Ye Ling said with all seriousness. "I have a boyfriend!"

Everyone was speechless.