Queen is a Hypocrite

Queen... this 40 something-year-old woman that gave birth to Witch is a hypocrite, she is so full of shit for instance.

Last week I woke up at 04:00 am, I was thirsty, opened the fridge and saw a closed bottle of cooldrink.

Now since I was fresh out of bed and my body just woke up, I wasn't planning on hurting myself because you should know that when you wake up after sleeping and something hurts you, it'll hurt pretty bad right?

You see now if I opened that closed bottle of cooldrink the cap would make the part between my thumb and pointer finger sore, and I don't like pain! especially not so early in the damn morning!

So I drank water instead and got my ass back in bed, then 05:00 am came and I got up because I remembered I still had to do some admin for my business anyways I finished that shit took me a whole damn hour and a half.

So I sat there in the lounge zoning, then I read the BL novels that were updated and then came 07:00 am and the Queen walks past me with the bottle of cooldrink opened.

She walked out the door and I voiced my opinion, "Where are you going with the bottle?"

"I'm going to work!"

"Now, why you taking the bottle with you?"

"Because I put it in the fridge."

"I wanted to drink from it now you taking it to work! Why?"

"Because I put it in the fridge."

I was shocked at this answer, "Now then I won't fetch anymore cooldrink and put it in the fridge if that's your answer!"

"Yes Witch Yes!" she said as she walked away with her sassy ass.