A Star is Born?

The enormous black minigun that came out of Christopher's back pocket and he used ever so quickly to blast his brains off dropped into the floor once Christopher himself fell into the ground. The room was then filled with a deafening silence that none of us had anticipated. First of all, how could a massive weapon like that emerge out of that bastard's tight pocket! It makes 0 fucking sense! Is this another one of those stupid tricks and shit that came out of Lucas' dumb ass van on the other side?

Okay, okay... I need to calm down... Christopher is going to be okay, so that's nothing to him. That real problem here is how these people would react.