Reincarnation, be like:

Somewhere, I don't fucking know:

…

"Gosh darn it…" a soul spoke.

"I guess I committed die… meh, I don't really give a shit" The soul said, everyone dies after all, it's natural and there is no use being shocked or crying over it.

"You seem calm, child." A woman's voice sounded, and the man turned to her.

The woman seemed a little old, but still had a charm and seemed extremely friendly and approachable.

"A goddess, huh?" the soul said and smiled, even if the smile was unseeable.

"Yes, child," the goddess nodded with a beautiful smile.

"So, what happens now? To me?" the soul asked with no fear, he was ready for hell, he had shed a lot of blood after all.

"Do not worry child, even if you are stained by blood. You did it for your family and country… a righteous purpose seeing as you never wanted/initiated conflict, but only wanted to protect." The Goddess praised the soul. If it had a body the soul would be blushing from the praise.

"You will be reincarnated, as I have taken a liking to you and your selfless soul… the multiverse needs more people like you…" the goddess whispered the last part.

"So, I get wishes?" the soul lit up.

"Yes, choose where you want to be reincarnated to. 2 wishes. 2 skills. 2 innate abilities."

[The place of reincarnation: 'My Three Wives are Beautiful Vampires.'

Wishes: The Ghost Rider's transformation. Insane talent in everything – superior to the Night King.

Skills: Cut – the skill that cuts through existence and EVERYthing. Stop – the skill that stops the motion of everything.

Innate ability – Cryomancy (You can't blame me, Ice is cool… eh eh?) Chronomancy]

"You do know that mastering and even using those powers correctly, will take you a LOT of time, right?" the goddess asked skeptically.

"I'll manage…" the soul answered.

"Okay…" the goddess smiled mischievously.

'Did I miss something?... WAIT FUUUUUCK!!! Please don't reincarnate me as a human!!! PLEASE!!!' the soul pleaded in its mind, but it had already been sent to the world of his choosing.

"Don't worry… dumbass." The Goddess chuckled/said to no one in particular.

…..

"Your name shall be… Theo Tepes!" a gentle voice said.

'…Thank fucking goddess…'