Here is a short preview of Jack A. Warren's upcoming fantasy adventure Happily Ever After: The Nonsensical Story of How Llamas Were Made. Available January 1rst, 2020. A princess, an alcoholic vampire, and a honey badger walked into a bar… Well actually, it was more of walking out of a bar. Let’s start from the beginning. Once upon a time, there was a knight in not so shining armor who harmed more damsels than he saved, a kidnapped princess being held for ransom, a depressed unicorn searching for love, an alcoholic vampire with just a slight drinking problem, and a honey badger who was a bit of a party animal living in a world of fantasy. They must come together to battle vegan goblins, thwart the plans of trolls (that only speak Deutsch), listen to a group of passive aggressive gnomes, and save a group of really baked tree elves in order to bring the princess home.