I’ve... REINCARNATED AS A FREAKING TREE?!?!?!? Oh god, what has become of tree... Well, at least the crazy fujoshi side of me gets a good seat of the show. Everyone grab some popcorn because it’s about to get spicy! Them:”Umm... we’re not gay.” Hello! Author here, I try to upload every Tuesday and Thursday, the chapters are very short though, one of those things you want to read in bulk... hope you enjoy.(feedback is welcomed and if you have any ideas for the plot, just tell me in the comments. ( ^ω^ )
"Just Who in the right mind in the world doesn't want Tacos!?!?" says UniQueen "Santa Claus!!" Horse the Hater Troll worshipper said to UniQueen. "For the God of jumping jellies be gone thought; Because Santa Claus ain't real!!!!" said UniQueen, "So in that sense Everyone wants Tacos" She continued, then finished with Jazz hands to emphasize her point.
please give the first chapter a read before deciding anything . Genre is comedy . this story is strictly for fun( entertainment purposes) and is not targeted towards any person or animal . it is super short story with less than 20 chaps having 500 words each . ~~~~~~~~~~enjoy~~~~~~~~~~~
ᴀsʜ, ᴀ ʀᴇɴᴏᴡɴᴇᴅ ᴀssᴀssɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ 21sᴛ ᴄᴇɴᴛᴜʀʏ, ᴡᴀs ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʀᴀɴsᴘᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ғᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴄᴇᴀɴ? ʜᴏᴡ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇ? ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴍᴏʀᴇ, ʜᴇ's ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʀᴀɴsᴘᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪɴ ғᴀɴᴛᴀsɪᴇs! ᴅᴡᴀʀᴠᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴇʟᴠᴇs, ʙᴇᴀsᴛᴍᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴs, ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴs ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴs ᴀɴᴅ sᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ... ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ғᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ ᴛʀᴏᴘᴇ! ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀsɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟʟ. ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ's ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ, ᴀɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇʜᴏᴡ, ʜᴇ's ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴜsᴇ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ? ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʀᴀɴsᴘᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴜɴғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ... ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪᴛ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀ ʙʟᴇssɪɴɢ? ...ᴏʀ ᴘᴇʀʜᴀᴘs, ᴀ ᴄᴜʀsᴇ...?