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Becoming the Luna (bl)

Life is all roses and strawberries with your asexual mother till Alpha wolves fall in love with you. And now you have to choose... But who do you pick? Hayden Lebaron is an average teenage boy, well if average means being about the size of a midget and being babied by everyone, at least that's what he thinks. A new student moves to their school and Hayden finds out that he's deeper in the Werewolf world that he ever thought possible and the worst part was that he had no idea that Werewolves even existed. EXCERPT : "What the fuck did you do?" Virgil demands his eyes dark, the only reason Dale doesn't have a black eye yet is because he's still carrying me.  I intervene quickly before Virgil changes his mind and decides to land the punch. "V-Vi-Virgil." I stutter out desperately, reaching for him. "I-It wasn't D-Dale, h-he d-didn't d-do any-anything." "What sort of boyfriend are you, letting your girlfriend get beat up by dudes in the boys bathroom?" Dale accuses, snatching me back and ending my efforts to reach for Virgil, his leaf green eyes nearly glowing.  Shana is momentarily stunned, "Girlfriend?"  She mouths to me, I close my eyes in embarrassment, this was one of those days I wanted to start over.  Virgil isn't even fazed by the obvious confusion. "Thanks." He bites out coldly, the appreciation has the same energy as 'go jump off a cliff. "Now give me back my girlfriend." "No. Now get away from me, you're in my way." Dale deadpans, making a move to continue his journey.  "I won't ask you again." Virgil says in a deadly voice, stepping in front of us, electric blue eyes nearly jumping from his face with how hard he is glaring.  "Hayden sounds terrified of you so no, I'm not giving her back. Now get the fuck out of my way." He says, his quiet voice ringing volumes, the entire hallway is silent now, the entire school watching the school's heartthrob go against the hot new kid... and over me! - I wail mentally, wishing I was a bird, a pebble, anything but Hayden LeBaron right now. VOLUME 2 •~• Come talk to me on discord at Aryna Stan#5852 I'd love to hear your thoughts... Link to the Discord server... https://discord.gg/qYk2ka7fc7 •~•

Aryna_Stan · LGBT+
4.8
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Suami Pungutan Mama

Warning 21+ penuh nafsu ops... yang di bawah umur harap menyingkir. ssssssst Khaibar. Seorang lelaki yang mencari rongsokan untuk memenuhi kebutuhan hidup dirinya dan ibunya yang sakit-sakitan setelah ia ter-PHK dan sulit untuk mencari pekerjaan lagi. Ia bertemu dengan wanita paruh baya saat sedang mengais tempat sampah untuk mencari botol bekas. Wanita itu menatapinya sedari tadi lalu tersenyum ke arahnya. "Nak, sudikah kau menikah dengan anakku? Berapapun kau meminta uang akan aku kasih!" pinta wanita itu yang bernama Keysa. "Apa! Bagaimana bisa, Tante? Apa Tante sakit jiwa? Bahkan aku tak mengenalnya sedikitpun." Namun Khaibar terbelalak saat melihat gadis yang ada di belakang wanita itu. 'Dia benar-benar sangat cantik.' "Apa, Ma? Aku harus menikahi gembel itu? Ogah!" "Sudah diam! Dari pada kau membesarkan anakmu sendiri!" Apakah Khaibar akan setuju menerima tawaran itu? Apakah kepura-puraan pernikahannya bisa membuat Khaibar saling mencintai dengan gadis itu? Atau justru akan kandas seiring berjalannya waktu dengan surat kontraknya?

Uvieyy · Fiksi Realistik
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I Choose You (A Nigerian Romance): Book 1 & 2

(Please note that this book is currently unedited) Vol 1~ I Choose You. (Completed) 'No matter what, No matter the time, No matter the place, No matter the century, No matter what's to come, I. will always. CHOOSE. YOU'. Everyone saw her as crazy..... But he saw her as nothing less than perfection. ................... Blurb: "Why?" was the only thing he said. Confused I asked "Why what?" "Why do you always do this to yourself?" the tone in which he spoke almost seemed like he was heartbroken about something. "Do what?" I dared to ask, although I knew already within me I wouldn't like his response. "Conceal your worth" ....................... *Btw book 1 is completely free to read* ....................... Vol 2~ No Matter What. (Completed) Blurb: As I gazed up to him because of how tall he was, he stared right back at me. I could feel the heat not only on my cheeks but on every single part of my body. "Say those words Rica. Say those two little words and I will make that little fantasy in your pretty head into reality" I gulped. Gone was the playful smirk that was once residing on his face. The intense look in his eyes now replaced that. With the little courage I could muster I whispered "Kiss me" A broad smile immediately streched out on his face. He didn't even wait a second before he swiftly complied to my request. ................ After two long years, the heir to the Zora enterprise is finally back. Why is he back after so long? But most importantly, why did he leave in the first place? Join Dili and Rica once again in their ever blissful rollercoaster of emotions. Will Rica be able to forgive Dili for leaving? After all he was the same person that promised he would never leave her all alone. Drama, love, pain, secrets, new characters and also maybe the jiggling of wedding bells? Book 2 most definitely has it all. ................ If you like this small insight of the story then please read on. The only thing I can guarantee you in this story is that it will definitely have a happy ending although for the two characters Rica and Dili to achieve that, they would have too pass through many difficult obstacles on their way to happiness. And trust me this isn't your normal Teenage story that is filled with rainbows and sunshine,(probably seems way too cliché writing this but ehn) there are a lot of gloomy days. If you don't mind that then please by all means do read on. .................. DISCLAIMER!: Note, this is a pure work of fiction. An original story by me. Names, events and places are plainly fictional. But any place, name or event that actually exist in the real world that is mentioned in this story, is solely used in a form of fiction. Any resemblance to a real life event, is purely coincidental. Cover art belongs to the respective owner. Discord: Zanyyy #5284 Instagram: _zan_yyy_ Buy me coffee? https://ko-fi.com/Zanyyy

Zanyyy · Teen
4.8
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Aku dan Suamiku

Warning! Mature content! "Seperti Sha, sahabatku yang menikah sangat muda, aku pun sama. Menikah di usia 16 tahun. Bahkan aku telah menikah dua tahun lebih dulu darinya. Bedanya kalau sahabatku itu suaminya selalu standby 24 jam di sampingnya, aku tidak. Bahkan saat ini aku tak tahu dimana suamiku itu berada. Dia meninggalkanku seminggu setelah menikahiku. Hanya dua kali aku melihat wajahnya. Tapi, bukan itu masalahnya. Kalian harus tahu apa yang dilakukannya padaku setelah dia kembali. So guys, read my story with my husband, if you really want to know!

Sinnadwi · Romansa Kontemporer
4.8
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Blacksmith of the Apocalypse

When not THE Apocalypse strikes, but all of them together, where will you be? What will you do? As Humanity faces it´s hardest time a playful god shows mercy(?) Follow Seth on his journey to somehow survive in whatever has become of his world. (Also posting on royalroad and https://www.patreon.com/blacksmithoftheapocalypse)

Arkusar · Fantasy
4.7
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King Bullying

Vano, mempunyai hobi membully murid baru bersama gank-nya. Kini target mereka adalah Galena, murid baru si gadis sederhana, cuek dan pemberontak. Dan itu menjadi malapetaka untuk Galena sendiri ketika Galena mendapatkan bangku tepat di sebelah Vano. Kejahilan Vano semakin menjadi jadi. Sosok Galena yang sangat tertutup membuat Vano diam diam menjadi penasaran akan sosoknya tersebut. Vano berusaha untuk mengetahui sosok Galena, namun Galena terus membangun tembok yang kokoh. Tembok yang belum pernah terhancurkan oleh siapapun. Ketika Vano berhasil menghancurkannya maka Galena akan membangun kembali tembok itu dengan kokoh. Volume 1 : King Bullying (15+) Volume 2 : The Change (17+) Volume 3 : ALSASE (21+) Semua Volume berkaitan, berurutan

haniyahhputri · Romansa Historis
4.6
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WHEN LOVE HAPPENS

After Alexandra Johnson got an admission into Hanyang University, all she imagined it would be isn’t exactly how it was. There is a lot more to the college than she thought....but then her life changed when she met Baek Ha Joon (an antisocial senior) =========== “He is a devil” His old roommate had reported before he left. =========== “I heard he had a rough childhood, that is why he has been acting so cold, he doesn’t talk to anyone”. ========= Will his mentality change when the outgoing foreigner (Alexandra) enters his life. Will he be able to tear down his walls and make his heart come alive again? Will he always be there when life throws obstacles at her? ======= AUTHOR’S NOTE - Hello I am Kimmy, the Author Thank you for the support and I hope you are enjoying this novel of mine. I release chapter daily and please don’t forget to add my book to your library and give me daily POWERSTONES for more support... thank you.

kimmy5560 · Contemporary Romance
4.8
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My Neighbor’s Dirty Secret

Who knew a package could change someone’s life? Inside the box, contained her neighbor’s dirty secret. A secret that would change her life forever. Warning: Mature and threesomes.

valeriex · Contemporary Romance
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BLACK GHOUL

What if there were two types of beings on earth. Ghouls and humans, both distinguished by their nature and ways of living. Ghouls posing a threat to the world, humans fighting against ghouls, it's the beginning of an era of extinction as war emerges from both sides in a bloody, painful feud that leaves both sides in an uproar. Ghouls possessing superhuman traits and worse their taste for human flesh. Set in the city of New York, Liam and Jenna O'Brien, abandoned by their father, soon later the death of their mother leaving the two siblings in the difficult world. Liam being the father figure wants nothing more than to make sure his kid sis get through school and have a good life, but all that changed when Jenna becomes a target of both ghouls and G.I agents(Ghoul Investigator), for possessing an ancient Ghoul said to be lost for years, The Black Ghoul. Both siblings are thrust into a world of pain and rejection as they are being hunted in the whole city. A young female ghoul, Riley Leah, comes to their recuse giving them a choice of hiding forever or dying. Truths, lies unfold as series of events are being played and threats that come between siblings trying to survive, how long will they last? find out as you experience the thrilling dark adventure of Black Ghoul. WARNING: (Strong used of language, Mature contents, Bloody scenes) DISCLAIMER: I do not own the picture used credits to the owner.

Dy_zamite · Martial Arts
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Evolution to GOD

WPC #188: Bronze Winner ["So miss System, how can I become awesome" "Host you cannot become awesome"] Success was surrounding me all the time, I was Rich, Handsome, and a Playboy. And you know what, I was always surrounded by beauties. Then one day, my life took a nightmarish turn. "What the fuck" I shouted with all I can. I was in a body of a monkey. Bloody GOD had me incarnated in a body of Monkey!!! Where is my Handsomeness and... At least he should have me incarnated in a body of Fox or a Peacock. I should have shown my awesomeness, a cute Panda is also fine. Follow the journey of a self-centered narcissist man, who wanted to become awesome but became a GOD. P.S: Image used from this source https://www.deviantart.com/vesner/art/Monkey-Death-Ray-297852108

REaper · Magical Realism
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Big Bad Alpha Wants Me

He was very angry. He was looking at me like he wants to either rape me or punch my face. "I can expla- " He cuts me off. "You have been a very very bad kitty. You have no idea what I've been through." His grip on my neck tightens suffocating my food pipe. "Strip." The word brought me out of the electric shock. "Wha- " "I m counting till 3 if you didn't, I'll tear your clothes off - 1." Is this really happening? "2." I thought he was gay. "3." --------------------------------------------------- Emara, 21 years old human who disguises herself as a man to get a job in a Multinational company. But little she did know ... 1. The boss is smoking hot. 2. He is not human. 3. She is his mate. . What will happen when the Big Bad Wolf will meet his Mate? . How will he react knowing his mate is a Guy, not a Girl? . What will happen when the truth will flood out? Who will drown? Who will swim?

AlmostPsycho · Fantasy Romance
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Poisonous Lips

The company we keep can either contribute to our success or destroy us at the very end, so they say. This was the case of Shade whose friend, Cynthia became a wolf in sheep clothing. For the love Shade had and Cynthia could not get, Cynthia did everything and anything she could to make sure everything ends bitterly for Shade. Day after day as she continued to dwell in her evil mindset she found confidence among the children of the night and from there, her true colour revealed. Be warned that this story contains strong words, immoralities and not decent for children. 18+ _______________________________________________________ If you enjoy my story and you want to connect with me. You can have a chat with me on: Discord: @sam-crowned00#2457 Instagram: @sam_crowned1 Facebook: @samcrowned Twitter: @sam_crowned Do not forget to always Vote, Comment, Review and send gift.

Samcrowned00 · Contemporary Romance
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It's a Wonderful Life

Ira, system 3298, is a transmigration system that guides his Hosts through various worlds and missions. Lately though, something has started to go wrong. And it has something to do with that soul that won't leave him alone. Support the novel and get exclusive content: https://www.patrxon.com/fantasydeath (replace the "x" with an "e")

FantasyDez · LGBT+
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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Just read it. not mine

Teraten · Fantasy
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Devil, Be Nice

"I don’t know who you are but… wait, what are you eating? Why are you not sharing it, ah? Do you treat this big sister as a stranger?" One of the most powerful and devilish beings in existence wakes up in a body of a little mortal girl in a humble place that's a far cry from where she came from. After thousands of years of waiting for reincarnation... seems like even the underworld had kicked her out for all the troubles she caused. But why didn't they put her soul into an immortal's body?! Well, beggars can't be choosers. She would just have to cultivate back to the peak. Watch as she tries to keep herself from destroying the world... try being the keyword. -- Support DBN by giving honest reviews, supportive comments and donating! Advance chapters in Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/immortalpatata Or donate extra potato food! KO-FI: http://ko-fi.com/natsuriayuko PAYPAL: natsuriayuko@yahoo.com

patata · Fantasy Romance
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Ascendant (Danse Macabre Trilogy, Book #1)

"You moved," Lucifer hissed. "Kill me now and I'll haunt you forever!" I threatened. His hair was starch blonde, long, and curled - his eyes gray blue, his skin tan like a Grecian god – a pair of torn, white wings leaked bone. "I think I might enjoy that," he said like poison wine. "Lucifer…" I drew back, frightened by the demon within Samael that Metatron had unleashed. Lucifer was overwhelmingly attractive, rippling bulk of muscle and eyes that flashed violet red. Heady lust sunk into me. "Do you desire me, o Havah?" Lucifer whispered, pierced, triple forked tongue clicking over teeth. "Kiss me, damn it!" I demanded. I shoved the great golden god under me and pressed him in fury to the mattress. "Well, if you insist..." Lucifer drawled. I rocked my hips over his erection. He shucked his robes off, stars dancing on his flesh. I plucked one and put it in my hair. Fireworks exploded across my mind. A pounding rain that beat ceaselessly. Like drowning in the abyss. It was terrible, wonderful. A dream. "I love you," I said finally. "But I don't know what I love." ............................................................................................................................. After college student Shannon O’Connor stumbles into Hell and meets Samael, the brooding hot angel of death, she finds herself embroiled in a celestial war that will reshape the very structure of the cosmos, not to mention seriously ruin her GPA. Samael, however, has other plans – he sees Shannon as his trump card in his campaign against the heavens - and the perfect girlfriend - but Shannon disagrees! With a little help from the Italian werewolf mafia, Samael and Shannon set out on a madcap adventure to heal links between Earth and the pagan realms. Shannon grows into her power until the Irin – fallen angels that corrupted humanity – escape Heaven’s clutches. With the fate of her family, friends, and all Earth and the otherworlds on the line, and Samael's very heart in her chest - can Shannon pull off the ultimate victory? Or will she, like Eve... give into the Serpent's temptation? DAILY UPDATES! R 18+ for graphic violence, steamy romance, consensual but spicy scenes, and lots of demon hunting! :) Ko-Fi and other novels: linktr.ee/avnelson

Allister_Nelson · Fantasy Romance
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Crush the Bully! [GL]

Fuyumi gets fed up with the threats from her bully, Hideko. So she takes matters into her own hands, kissing her and using it as blackmail. What happens when this bully gets attached? (Cover art belongs to Najuco)

Heonnie · LGBT+
4.7
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High Society: Welcome to the Inner Circle

Our first meeting was love at first sight- “I would love to beat the hell out of him-” -maybe it wasn’t but it was the start of a love story I never expected to have. This wasn’t what I had planned. .... Helen Reed, known to many for her bold statements and strong personality, is an upcoming entrepreneur, ready to create her own empire. Eli king, known to many as ice king, is an investor and business tycoon. Born into a society filled with riches, he practically had the world in his hands. But he carried a secret from the world outside the society he was born into. A secret that stained their mouths with blood. Love works in mysterious ways pulling the two together. However, happiness doesn’t last when Eli decides to bring her into the world of high society to meet his family. High society had one rule. No outsiders allowed. Helen is thrown into the spotlight of high society and must try her best to eliminate each factor trying to break up her and Eli. Being with Eli meant Helen now had to face the pressure, judgment, and even threats from high society. Soon enough she’ll learn that high society is filled with many deep dark secrets. Could she survive or would they underestimate her? .... There’s more to high society than the glam and riches showed on television and magazines. If you open your eyes to see the true world you’ll find there have been others among us who you believed were fiction.

Violet_167 · Contemporary Romance
4.4
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Don't Question It

Do not read right now - won't make much sense

Dingoa · LGBT+
4.8
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Shameless Transmigration: I turned everyone on!

Check out my new BL novel: I teleported again and now all demons want me! ------------ To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- This is completed! Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL First book in the 'Scum Series'

MatchaMilk · LGBT+
4.8