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Flash Marriage: Shrewd Wife, Devious Husband

***Completed*** "I'll marry you if you promise to kiss me every day." On the harrowing day she lost her family, out of all the men she knew, Marcella didn't expect those words from "Sweet Baby" Tony. She thought he was not interested in her. She had to ask him for the marriage as she wanted to fulfil her sister's last wishes. She got married the day she suffered a horrifying loss. Don DeAngelo's youngest daughter became the wife of Antony Crawford. She didn't wait to think why he wanted to marry her when every men she knew wanted her for who her father was. She trusted him that much. But in a day, she learned that Tony was not so different from other men. What choice can she make? She can throw away the marriage and lose custody of her nephew, or... She chose to be married to him. Their marriage can be a deal. She needed him, he needed her. It's all fine. Except... What does Tony feel? Is their marriage all but a business transaction for him? What is the secret he is hiding? Why can't he reveal it to her? ----- *Excerpt* "We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell," she said looking into his eyes. The alluring mystique behind those blue eyes made her heart skip a beat. How can she hate and love someone this much? She must be missing a part of her brain. In the silence of the dining room, the candle flickered. The curve of his lips widened and in the romantic ambiance, the thin lines around his eyes gave her a thrill. "Quoting Oscar Wilde?" he chuckled comfortably, leaning forward. "Isn't that true in our case?" she asked. She observed him, trying to digest every single expression on his face. He went silent. His lips pressed to a line. His pensive eyes never left hers except for the few seconds when he placed down his cutleries. She still couldn't guess what goes on in that smart brain of his. It is this, she thought. I am a decently adventurous person. He's an adventure. Maybe that's his allure! "Then, Birdie," he stood up and walked to her. Marcella's back got stiff as she tried to figure out what he was going to do. Also, is that a pet name? Birdie? It's nice. But that came out of nowhere... She followed him with his eyes. He kneeled beside her and held her hand. Only when she felt the warmth of his big hand on hers did she realize that she had been holding her breath for a while. This man is going to be the end of her. It sucks when he does not feel even half of what she feels. "Let's be angels," he kissed her hand. With a smooth smile that reached his eyes, he looked at her. "Let's be each other's angels, and let's make this world our heaven." "You are..." Unable to find any words to say to him, she buried her face in her hand. Her chest was heaving as if she ran a marathon. This man surely is going to be the end of her. "What?" he chuckled while teasing her to show her face. "What am I?" "You're a brute, Mr. Crawford. That's what you are," she said trying to hold her stoic expression to relay her "disapproval" of his methods. But in front of his goofy smile, she lost. She lost, and she didn't feel defeated. She felt delighted in his presence. "Mark my words, Birdie. I am taking you to the White House," he said. Marcella opened her mouth to speak but no words came out. The determination shining in his eyes... He's not talking about a visit to the White House, is he? No way! No f*cking way! Her eyes widened. But he was smiling sweetly as always. He stood up and leaned to her ear. "Let's have today's kiss on the bed," he said. Before she could form a resistance, he picked her up and walked up the stairs. Again, Marcell pondered the one question she's been asking a lot lately. Whom did I marry? ----- Updates will be daily. Please support the book.

Playboy CEO's Love agreement

Cameron's life was perfectly fine until he received a call from his father when he was enjoying his time in the nightclub. The news which he got from his father changed his entire life from a successful model to a CEO of Richard's company in the place of his elder brother Kevin. His brother was always serious in relationships but Cameron used to be a goofy type. Cameron, who came to know that his brother was betrayed by his girlfriend, Daisy started hating Love. He wanted to take revenge on the person who made his brother’s life hell. And started an inquiry about Daisy. Let's see what happens, when a playboy like Cameron is attracted to his secretary, Ava Miller? Will Cameron start believing in LOVE? Will she betray him like his brother's girlfriend and leave him with a broken heart or make him believe him in love? Will Cameron changes his mind after she falls for him? Will he change to playboy again? To know more, Read this chemistry-filled drama to know more about this story.

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Celebrity Crush! In My Head!

A COMICAL HIGH-SCHOOL THEMED ROM-COM/ DRAMA FOR STRESS RELIEF! Hehe... FEATURING: POWERFUL HOT-HEADED FL + GENIUS CELEBRITY ML (WITH A HINT OF GOOFINESS). Ciara, the toughest, smartest and coolest student of Prestige Highschool has her super secret, never-to-be-revealed-over-her-dead-body crush on C country's hottest celebrity, embarrassingly exposed in her final year! By a good deed and a stroke of luck, she gets a chance to meet her celebrity crush in person!... And then fate decides this first meeting will not be their last!! In fact, fate is a tease who just won't stop until Ciara loses her mind because somehow, her celebrity crush is in her bed!! But Of course, what is life without some crazy obstacles? Ciara must face some opposition from her father's mistress-turned-wife and her new queen-bitch step-sister in the same class. Can Ciara fix her crashing life? Will all her beautiful dreams come true? Or will her nemesis ruin it all?! ... Enjoy the funny story of 'Girl meets Celebrity Crush...' #ROMCOM #DRAMA #CONTEMPORARYROMANCE #COMEDY #HIGHSCHOOL PS: THIS STORY IS WRITTEN LIKE A FUN DRAMA SERIES TO RELIEVE A STRESSED AUDIENCE. Enjoy! ... Art isn't mine. I just edited it. I will take it down if requested by original owner. Book Cover Credit: https://pin.it/1o4UtsY

Unconventional Contract Marriage

Meet Alise, a down-to-earth girl who’s all about chasing her dreams, keeping it real, and taking life head-on. She firmly believes in going after what she wants, no matter what!”But her world crumbles when she stumbles upon her boyfriend and best friend’s betrayal,Alise (heartbroken) “I can’t believe they did this to me as she runs towards them “Whack Whack”……… And in the midst of all that, To add to her difficulties her modeling career had been failing adding more to her emotional burden. so In search of a fresh start, she embraces her Grandfather’s Contract for an arranged marriage that benefits her in her time of need. Which led her with a man named Auston Myers. “She never thought she'd consider something like this, but she ponders, “Maybe it’s what I need.” Auston Myers is a man people assume is bad solely based on his height and muscular physique. They think he's some brutal man but Auston Let them think what they want Because in reality, not only is he a Ceo underneath he’s a laid-back guy who values solitude and is deeply immersed in anime, gaming, manga, and relaxation. He always thought “I'm more than what you perceive” Alise is often perceived as Stuck-up and self-willed, Nonchalant cause she doesn't let others control her, while she may appear unbreakable, she is in fact, just as human as anyone else. she (reflects) “I’ve got my flaws and vulnerabilities too But Confidence is key, right?” She’s a mix of clumsiness and rationality, with a playful, goofy side and a sense of dark humor. she loves to (laugh) as she thinks “Life’s too short not to have a little fun, even in the worst moments. Watch as they both reveal their true selves to each other, just as there is more to each of them than what everyone assumes.” Join them on this journey as they navigate this unconventional marriage arrangement, driven by self-interest. It may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but for those that like it, I hope you enjoy this story. you can support my book with anything I’m grateful, honestly much love guys. Also, I understand that Web Novel can be costly, so I'm here to make it more accessible for my supportive fans. I'll be sharing my raw content and updating frequently, perhaps even more frequently than on here. You'll have access to any locked episodes from WebNovel here through a convenient subscription on https://patreon.com/ImDove?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Rock and Roll Chose Me

Colin Hunt, a vivacious and outspoken art student, is a comic-reading, anime-loving, all-around geek. What he lacks in size, he most definitely makes up for in personality. But things have been tough for him lately. A heavy workload. A showcase to prepare for his final. A sick mother to take care of. Ever the optimist, he's more interested in finding someone to have some fun with rather than finding anyone serious.<br><br>For Dexter Erikson, life has been difficult ever since an accident left him in foster care and cost him part of his arm. After discovering music therapy, he found an outlet for his pain and the perfect way to express himself. Now, sporting tattoos and piercings, Dexter is the lead singer of a pretty kick-ass punk rock band and owns the stage like it's nobody's business. He’s also goofy and dorky, shy and bashful, with a bad habit of falling in love yet a horrible fear of commitment.<br><br>So what happens when vivacious geek meets shy punk rocker? The first answer is a lot of sex.<br><br>The second answer might bring both Colin and Dexter to places they never dreamed possible.

The Villain's Sword Is Sharp

Villains roam the world without any retribution. Demonic sects wage war against the Orthodox and emerge victorious. Neutral tribes stand by and do not help the worthy – they only look to profit from others’ misfortune. Meanwhile, fresh dangers brew beneath the turbulent waves... Might is right in the world of cultivators, and evil often goes unchecked. Isaac Dahl is born in the barren and chaotic lands of Northern Tundra. He shows promise, yet his sect holds no hope for him. ‘He might be an intelligent child, but his talent is mediocre. Bah... what can he amount to?’ Without resources or help; without kindness nor assistance from others, there is only oneself. Human relationships? Love? Kinship? I only see benefits, as others are unreliable. I can only believe in myself. This is the truth that Isaac realises. This is the truth that his sect – which proclaims itself as a Blood Path Sect – fails to notice. They are naïve. His heart is cold and his gaze is determined, but Isaac’s path forwards will not be an easy one. It will be filled with obstacles, danger and disaster. Will Isaac clamber over the bodies of those who stand in his way? Or will they drag him down with them?

Mirroring Jester: Sanguinary

I have a mental condition called multiple personality disorder. There are three personalities I can conjure: 1. Goofy. As his name suggests, his personality is very kind and clumsy. 2. Logical. The rationalist. The personality that relies entirely on his reasonings. 3. Monster.................................................................. I also have a mental condition called Videographic memory. I can remember any movements I see and can flawlessly mimic them. In a world where underworld organizations rule supreme, where physical strength is often biologically unnatural, where guns and firearms have ceased to exist. It's almost too perfect that I'm born in this world, almost as if fate favors my well-being. Almost as if fate is telling me to rule this world... To be the best!

Follow Through

The journey of a goofy,emotional girl as she discovers herself and her untapped abilities.She finds herself wondering if true love has been right under her nose and soon realises that nothing happens by chance and her destiny is far more profound-and much weirder-than she thought.Join her in the mystical land of Opa as she banters with a tree looking bear,curses with fruit swear words,drools over a King with gold tipped horns,falls in love with her Dr.Doolittle best friend and stuffs her face at every opportunity,all while training to stop the Evil Gargol. ***WARNING*** Mature, sexual content as the story progresses.18+ advised.

Marry Me Now

Marriage is never an easy thing and being forced out of your home with nowhere to go, hours after you find out you've been betrayed by your husband and best friend, Tessa Carl is completely torn apart. With no money, a home, or a family, what is she to do? Where is she to go? Everything is a huge mess and she's trying hard to fix it all while staying in a hotel where she meets the ever-goofy Jake Hensen and extremely hot Austin Kings. Who will claim the damsel and win her heart?

Dungeon Prowler : One Man Army

Welcome to the world of Burkan, a place shapped by mana and magic for endless years, its main attraction is Tartarus the dungeon where all those who seek fame, power and wealth delve into its depths, in this world a lucky boy, a goofy bunch of teachers, and some friends, join hands to enjoy the life of adventure. They will save the world, fight the villains, learn all about how beautiful and ugly the world can be, there are monsters and awakened, there are ascended gods and even half beasts. Join the lively bunch to have fun, play with romance, hunt monsters and learn the secrets to power and greateness. Why should you read this? Because its a novel that will brighten your day, give you a laugh or maybe help you drop a tear or two, but all in all its a novel that I have fun writing and you will feel it in each and every chapter. Also for those who really want to know, there is fluff, there is growth, there is detail and general skiming, there time skips, there is method, its has very few filler material and the main point is having fun growing into the one man army the lucky boy can become, also the guy is so lucky he gets a dragon as a pet, a goddess as a wife and his harem ... Why are you still reading this synopsis get to reading the novel you are wasting precious time. the novel might start a bit slow and deliberate but will pick up pace as you read along, also grammar is not the best it could be Enjoy

Entrainment: Among the Cloud Dwellers and the Bridge Across Times

Giuliana was born in Siena, Italy. At the age of 4 her father gave her a box of markers. She immediately began to doodle stories on the house walls. After a few weeks of repainting they finally gave her paper as well. She has not stopped writing since. She calls home Whidbey Island where she settled in 2001, after globetrotting and teaching Italian in exotic places as far as Japan. She holds a Classic Italian Literature and Philosophy degree with a minor in English still laced with a Chianti-infused accent. She speaks fluent Spanish, has forgotten most of her French and holds tightly to her Japanese, mostly by eating sushi every chance she gets. She shares a yellow cottage on the island with her husband, 2 children and 2 cats, a vegetable garden and a fig tree named Federico. Every residual free minute of her life is spent working on Book Three. www.giulianasica.com In this compelling and hauntingly vivid novel, Porzia Amard, an epicurean globetrotter, has left her French-Italian roots and her beloved wine-making family behind in Tuscany to pursue her journalistic studies in the USA, eventually settling in Florida; Pensacola, to be exact, where hurricanes abound. And it is on the forceful tail end of one such hurricane that her life suddenly takes a mystical turn and the story begins. When she unexpectedly inherits the legacy of unusual powers at her beloved grandmother’s deathbed, she embarks on an unforgettable journey of self-discovery. From the winding hills of Tuscany to the perilous landscape of South Australia and salt-scented beaches of western Florida, Porzia abandons the straightforward path after a past life regression introduces a distant soul mate, revealing a love so intense it has resisted the tarnishing of time. Porzia loves food, but would rather eat than cook. Her minimalistic choices of friends give us an insight on her aberration for large crowds while her selective palate, often used in her mouthwatering culinary and gem-wine-searching escapades tell us she won’t compromise. Stubborn, beautiful yet goofy she doesn’t believe herself capable of accepting the legacy of powers her paternal grandmother has bestowed upon her. Her colorful, yet genuinely blunt comments give us vivid description of her morals, ethics, dreams and hopes and make her irresistible to the eyes of one special man. Narrated in vibrant prose, infused with mouthwatering aromas of delicious recipes paired with inebriating wines Porzia’s life intertwines with mystical characters. She finds herself embroiled in a world of esoteric secrets and swept in a heated passion with famed off-road racer Gabe Miller. This unique and extraordinary novel is an irresistible recipe for lovers of romance, wine, and the mystical realm. This book promises freedom from earthly boundaries; it blurs the lines between safety and the unconventional; between love and fear, between us and the gods.

Pleasure with the CEO

Jasmine McKenzie is a twenty-one year old women who got heartbroken by her boyfriend Nate Rozanov, and after that she decides to leave the country and go to another. When she gets to the foreign country she starts looking for a job and she meets her scary boss. Then she falls in love, but then she faces some trouble along her one-sided love. And the goofy boss finds out her love for him and he tries everything to get away from her, but only for a short while.

Elysian Invasion: Awaken of the Hunters

There are countless calamities around the world and every year few hundred thousand people die . But that calamity was the one calamity that changed everything. Kei Nakamura obtains the Book Of Shadows and gains the knowledge of something that others aren't aware of .

Fluffy Cultivation

Young Ye Jing returned from a 5 year reclusive cultivation to take over the position of the Holy Consort of the Holy Citadel City. But even before her return, she found herself screwing up on many things, making her road to cultivation extremely uneasy. This is a villainess story and a cultivator story. Tired of the usual slow cultivator story? Then this story may be for you. Story is about a Super Villainess that is 'forced' to rampage the entire cultivation realm so that she can level to the top of the cultivation peak faster than a speeding bullet by looting the cultivation resources of all the celestial clans. Note that this story is a Villainess Story in the 'scheming' world of cultivation. The FL isn't your typical heroine but she can be equally good in being a villainess with plenty of screw ups. In this story, there are many screw ups and things may not goes to the FL's way. If you want a story with pure goofy good heroine, this may not be the story for you in the first place. So just hop on and read if you are just reading it casually and just for the fun of it. This is the 'scheming' world of cultivation where heroines and villainess are only at a flip of a coin. But two screw ups make a right? Yes or No? Have a happy fluffy reading (*chuckle*) ---------------------------------------- World Background Within the Black Borderless Continent is the Nine Celestial Fraternity and there are the celestial powers like the Nine Patriarch Celestial Clans and the Three Heretic Major Sects, there are also the three celestial consecrated places (the Goddess Palace, the Devil Isle and the Melancholy Valley) and the two celestial mysteries (the Empyrean Warrior Labyrinth and the Endless Abyssal Sea). There are a total of six celestial levels in order to cultivate as a celestial cultivator; Practitioner, Master Practitioner, Enlighten Celestial, Immortal Celestial, Golden Celestial and Sacred Saint. -------------------- Thank you for your fluffy reading. Although there is some mild contents, you know what, but don't expect it to be the main focus. Are you ready for the crazy fluffy journey to save the cultivation world? Please support by your reviews, collections and comments!

Reborn In Another World As A Legendary Dildo

Despite making millions a year from some lucky investments made during his youth, Alan Spinchter lives paycheck to paycheck. The reason? His enormous income is blown on parties, women, and drugs.. and after two decades of such a lifestyle, Alan's heart finally gave away when going to town on a pair of blonde twins he had paid far too much for a single evening. Despite his life slipping away, Alan had a goofy smile as he died how he always wanted to. With two beauties wrapping their tongues around his cock. 'Ah, please let me do his again in my next life' were his last thoughts as his time on Earth came to an end. But his story was only just beginning.

MATED TO A HUNTER

All my life I've been a hunter, living it loving it and being it I never saw it coming, that I would be killed by my kind and be mated to one of the monsters I kill or being one of those monsters I open my eyelids slowly but it seems to be heavier than I recall, I try to recall activities of last night but a splitting headache is all I get "You're awake gorgeous " I turn to look on recognition of the voice ,I smile it's goofy " What did you do to me and how did I get here, where's snow?" He grins from ear to ear "I'm sorry laura but I had to do this, I turned you" I raise my brow arching them slightly in confusion he's ever wierd but today something seems off "What do you mean by that ?" He moves away from me slowly, as I watch him with more confusion than ever "I turned you into a vampire " I Sprint towards him pushing him down, I jump on him with my elbow to his neck, I stare at him full of rage but one thing rings through my brain, KILL HIM!!!

HellBound

When the world collapsed - when creatures prepared to emerge from the abyss and things started swimming up from Hell - the lives of all humans changed irreversibly. Hell Mana pervaded Earth, altering our constitutions to grant us strange and varied powers, but even then we struggled to survive: not only thanks to the monsters, but also because of dwindling resources and deadly internal conflict. But I was a special person. I was strong mentally, I didn't panic like others did. I not only had hopes and dreams, but the conviction to execute on them. Even in this desperate scenario, I backed myself, and I looked for opportunities, and I did my damnedest to take them. Ghoulish creatures roam the world and I roam it with them, trying to survive and thrive in this Hell-on-Earth! P.S. When I've written in the past, I've not enjoyed it because I've been writing for the sake of other people. This time I'm writing entirely on my own terms, so don't complain about my upload schedule because I'm telling you now it'll be erratic and that won't change.