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The King's Avatar

The King's Avatar

In the online game Glory, Ye Xiu is regarded as a textbook and a top-tier pro-player. However, due to a myriad reasons, he is kicked from the team. After leaving the professional scene, he finds work in an Internet Cafe as a manager. When Glory launches its tenth server, he who possesses ten years of gaming experience once again throws himself into the game. Bringing with him the memories of his past and an incomplete, self-made weapon, his return along the road to the summit begins! After fighting and scheming, who snatched away my glory? Under the tossing of the wind and rain, my dreams shall still appear as though they had never been shattered. In all its splendor, the path shall never be lost. Before the gazes of millions, this is where I return!

Butterfly Blue · Video Games
4.6
The CEO's Lovely Wife

The CEO's Lovely Wife

October is a woman who was cold and devoid of emotions. This was true, until she met Lexus who let her experience a whirlwind of emotions she never thought she had with a gift she never thought she'll receive. Lanna October Park is the calm and charismatic Assistant Director of the Halo Company. She talks only when needed and was not yet seen smiling by her colleagues which made her known as the Halo Company's Ice Director. But unknown to them, she was in fact the eldest daughter of the Park Real Estate Empire of the whole City D. Indifferent with her family's wealth, she decided to be independent and climb the ranks in the business world using her own capability but her stepmother is more threatened by her and so baked a lot of schemes to bring her down and make her unfit to inherit the business. Because October let her guard down for just once, she fell for one of her stepmother's schemes and was then became the talk of the city the very next day. Unbeknownst to her stepmother, the man she was with was in fact the notorious CEO, Lexus Song. Getting her innocence was one but getting pregnant was another making her career and work credibility being questioned. "I'll take responsibility." He said. "No need. I'm already responsible enough to take care of my child." She rejected and turned to leave but was then yanked back and bumped into his hard chest. "Then take responsibility to me." He said shamelessly as he leaned down to whisper in her ear, "You took my innocence so you have to take responsibility, dear wife."

Marielle14 · Contemporary Romance
4.68
I’m Really a Superstar

I’m Really a Superstar

Zhang Ye was originally a mundane college graduate with aspiring dreams to become a star, but unfortunately has below average looks and height. However one day, he woke up and suddenly found himself in a parallel world! It’s like the same world, but wait a minute…many brands, celebrities and even famous works from his world changed and are gone in this new world! Armed with the profound literary knowledge of his previous world and a heaven-defying Game Ring that gives him magical items, stats and skills, Zhang Ye embarks on a journey to pursue his life-long dream of becoming famous! Follow Zhang Ye as he takes the new world by storm, one plagiarized piece at a time, to hilarious reactions!

Chang Yu · Magical Realism
4.43
Milady, Your Identity Please!!?

Milady, Your Identity Please!!?

She is a spy who always hid her real identity in front of everyone that she meets. She may be an assistant. She may be a businesswoman. She may be a student. She may come in anyway possible in front of you but you cannot recognize her the second time you meet her. However she may come, everything is a mask that covers her real identity which is something very mysterious. He is an emperor of the Entertainment Industry but that was just his stress-buster from being the real Emperor of many Industries that were under his name. While acting in his film, he suddenly came across his first love who was supposed to be a poor scholarship student during their school times, now acting as an assistant to his co-star with her real age changed. Why? He didn’t care. He lost her once but wouldn’t the second time. She avoided him but he used the people around her to get more closer. She changed the identity again but he recognized her again too. “So what if you change your identity? You were mine and you would always be mine. The only identity with which I will see you as is my wife.” Read the story to find how she manipulates everyone around her to get her task done while he does everything to get her to his side. A combination of sweet romance, mystery, action, comedy and everything else you need would be presented with a beautifully decorated platter. *** Update Frequency: 5-7 Ch/week. Average words: 1500 words/Ch. P.S.: The cover do not belong to me. I'll remove it if said to me...

Leorote · Contemporary Romance
4.62
Standing Right Next To You

Standing Right Next To You

Lina Yang had everything that you could want.  Loving parents - Yes People who care about her - Yes Wealth - Yes Talent - Hell Yes Then what was her problem?  Simple.  She had read way too many novels in her teens causing her brain to function differently.  The drama and face slapping excited her but the love and tragedy scared her.  The angst, the drama and the constant and prolonged misunderstandings in them had carved the brain of young Lina Yang to think in a weird way. She constantly tried to relate her situation with those novels and also thought of those that never would happen. For a virgin, she thought a little too much about what she would do if she ever got pregnant after a drunk one night stand with a random stranger. Always at a conflict with her fantasy world and the reality around her. She wants to see the drama around her but hates to be the center of attention.  She wants to be Kabedon-ed to the wall and fiercely kissed by an evil, possessive CEO type of guy. But at the same time, she thinks of all the sweet innocent MCs whose hearts were broken by the same type.  She just wanted fluff with a side of excitement while excluding the angst and heartbreak. Is that too much to ask for?  Will Lina Yang be able to cope with the storm of new changes happening in her life? Will she find love which she always imagined or will she be left heartbroken?  Only time will tell.  ---- Pinned to the couch, Lina stared upwards at the man whose body was looming over hers. His eyes roamed across her slender body, pausing for a split second at her heaving chest before focusing on those soft lips which were slightly parted. “So Miss Yang, I heard that you wished to be kissed fiercely until you are left breathless and dazed.” He smirked as he drew closer to her deeply reddening face. ‘Who the hell snitched about my fantasy!?’ Lina widened her eyes and screamed in her mind. However, as she watched the nearing face of the man who seemed to be on a mission to fulfill her fantasy, Lina could not help but blush further. “Just say the word and I can turn your fantasy into reality~” He muttered teasingly and moved closer until their lips were just a hair’s breadth away from each other. Lina gazed into his dark, enchanting eyes and there was only one thought in her mind. Angling her head upward, she put her thought into action and successfully captured his lips causing him to freeze in the process. ‘Well, aren’t you a bold one!’ He smirked against her lips after receiving her answer and quickly got to work. ---- This is my first novel so guys please be patient and understanding. 

ObsidianOrbs · Contemporary Romance
4.71
The CEO's Rented Wife

The CEO's Rented Wife

When Lina's brother gets into debt and is held captive by Chinese Mafia, Lina is tangled in a deal with an elderly lady . She has to make Mr. Wang, a wealthy fashion designer, fall in love with her and marry her. Mr. Wang has a work obsession and is generally hard-to-please. Will Lina be able to make Mr. Wang fall in love with her? ------- This lighthearted RomCom will satisfy you for almost eternity. The story line and the character description is almost too catchy and it will surely get stuck in your head. Any instance of conflict is quickly followed up with comic relief or swoon-worthy romance. All of these cheerful elements are written for an easy-going reading pleasure of the readers. Tags: RomCom, Love Story, Hidden Gem, Funny Story, Cute Romance, Comedy, CEO Wife, CEO Love Story, Female Protagonist, Futuristic Setting

LiNa_Author · Contemporary Romance
4.66
The Blue Dress

The Blue Dress

Lillian finally gets the dress of her dreams, a beautiful blue gown. But there is something odd about this dress. The moment she puts it on, she gets teleported to a different world where the leaves are colourful while the flowers are near non-existent. Besides the strange setting of the world, what's even stranger is the fact that she is now the designated 'Fairy Godmother' of this world, specializing in ... Love. Will this woman, desperate to find love for herself be able to grant the wishes of the people around her? And why are the wishes never specific? *Not my cover art.

Winter_Iris · Fantasy Romance
Not enough ratings
T.I.M (treasure in murder)

T.I.M (treasure in murder)

Pada tahun 2172 Indonesia masih belum benar-benar merdeka. Korupsi masih ada ketidak adilanpun masih merajalela. Sekelompok individu dari latar belakang berbeda-beda yang muak dengan keadaan negara mereka bersatu untuk menangani kasus-kasus yang tidak bisa di pecahkan oleh unit lain di negara mereka. Aileen Fredella adik Adara Afsheen yang merupakan bagian dari T.I.M harus menggantikan posisi sang kakak yang sudah meninggal. Pertemuan tidak terduga, kasus rumit terjadi, dan menjadi pengurus apartemen bukan hal yang mudah. Berbagai konflik terjadi kesedihan, kebohongan, pengorbanan, penghianatan, dan cinta. Akankah Aileen mampu?

LynKuromuno707 · Romansa Fiksi Ilmiah
4.91
Soul Shard Captor [BL]

Soul Shard Captor [BL]

After Noah's much-awaited ascension, what greeted him was an AI system calling itself Black, offering him a job working for the World and Soul Management Bureau.  He has to transmigrate into different worlds, using an identity of some unfortunate soon-to-be-dead dude, and live out the remainder of his new life there however he wanted. Oh, and hopefully in the process of living happily ever after, he'd also get to accidentally complete some secret mission they refused to tell him about. Noah: "Is this some kind of a scam?" ಠಿ_ಠ Black: "O-of course not! There are absolutely no tricks involved! Absolutely! There isn't even a penalty for failure!" Noah: "Oh. Great! Sign me up!" ╰(*°▽°*)╯ And so… Noah: 'What the hell?!? Why is someone trying to kill me?!' Noah: 'What the f*ck?!? Which bush did this wild pokem...no, terrorist organization pop out from?!?' Noah: 'Who are you guys?! What are you doing here?!? What the bloody hell is going on?!?' Black: 'Why are you looking at me? How would I know?' Noah: '…!' QAQ Yet, who would have thought that terrorist attacks, murder plots, zombie apocalypses, hostile alien invasions, and other life-threatening stuff would be the least of Noah's worries: Noah: "Blackie! This… this! There is something really off about this good brother of mine! He is looking at me like a hungry wolf seeing a fresh and juicy piece of meat!" QAQ Black: "How would you know how a hungry wolf looks like? Have you ever seen one?" Noah: "What? No! But…!" ( ꒪Д꒪) Black: "Exactly. Don't worry, host. He is just a bit excited due to nearly losing his life back there. You know, adrenaline." Noah: "…are you sure that's what's really going on here?" Black: "Absolutely!" (≖‿≖) … Noah: "Blackie! Blackie! His-his-his little brother is poking me in the ass!!" QAQ Black: "What are you making such a big fuss about? It's just morning wood." Noah: "Why am I making such a big fuss?!? He just took it out of his pants!!!" Black: "So? How is he supposed to take care of it if he doesn't take it out?" Noah: "I don't know, but definitely not by using my thighs!!!" (⊙_⊙;) Black: "Relax! Bros often help each other out with these things." Noah: "…" … Noah: "What do you have to say now?!? It's normal for good bros to want to shove their thing up your ass?!?" (ꐦ °Д°) Black: "Yes… if they are bent… and in love with you… like this one…" Noah: "…" ಠ_ಠ Noah: "Oh god, he is putting it in!!!! Blackie! Help!!!" QAQ Black: "Don't panic. Relax and follow my instructions." (︶^︶)ノ Noah: "Ok, ok, speak! Hurry!" Black: "You've got this. Breath in, breath out. Relax your muscles…" Noah: "How is this helping??" ( ꒪Д꒪) Black: "It'll hurt less that way." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Noah: "…! You ******* mo****f***er!! Whose system are you, mine or his?!?" (ノ꒪Д꒪)ノ︵ ┻━┻ -- Many, many missions later -- Noah: "This secret mission that you can't tell me about… it can't possibly be to get fucked by the target?!" ಠ_ಠ Black: "Of-of course not! Ho-how could that possibly be, eh?" (; ゚ 3゚ )~ ML: Right, right, that's just a very (not so) coincidental bonus. Ψ(╹ڡ╹ )Ψ

LucyPanDora · LGBT+
4.78
My Neighbor’s Dirty Secret

My Neighbor’s Dirty Secret

Who knew a package could change someone’s life? Inside the box, contained her neighbor’s dirty secret. A secret that would change her life forever. Warning: Mature and threesomes.

valeriex · Contemporary Romance
4.6
Big Bad Alpha Wants Me

Big Bad Alpha Wants Me

He was very angry. He was looking at me like he wants to either rape me or punch my face. "I can expla- " He cuts me off. "You have been a very very bad kitty. You have no idea what I've been through." His grip on my neck tightens suffocating my food pipe. "Strip." The word brought me out of the electric shock. "Wha- " "I m counting till 3 if you didn't, I'll tear your clothes off - 1." Is this really happening? "2." I thought he was gay. "3." --------------------------------------------------- Emara, 21 years old human who disguises herself as a man to get a job in a Multinational company. But little she did know ... 1. The boss is smoking hot. 2. He is not human. 3. She is his mate. . What will happen when the Big Bad Wolf will meet his Mate? . How will he react knowing his mate is a Guy, not a Girl? . What will happen when the truth will flood out? Who will drown? Who will swim?

AlmostPsycho · Fantasy Romance
4.8
Not A Cultivator

Not A Cultivator

In a world full of cultivators, Feng Ao Xiu is a genius that only appears once every 10,000 years. His talent is the target of envy and jealousy of all the people around the world. But because of his talent that he was betrayed and died at a young age of 15 years old. When everyone thought that the Feng Clan just lost a future supreme expert, Feng Ao Xiu slowly rise from the dead and he returned to the Clan. However, no one knows that Feng Ao Xiu was not a cultivator. They think he was back stronger than ever. In a world full of cultivators, Feng Ao Xiu was an ordinary man. Can he survive? Join him in a story full of comedy misunderstanding!

rxio · Eastern Fantasy
4.6
Emperor of Poker

Emperor of Poker

"To outplay a man in poker is to own him in mind, wallet, and soul." - Joey Fiore, World Series of Poker champion. Have you ever dreamed of becoming a millionaire overnight? It was the start of the poker boom and that was the dream of millions of poker players all over the world. All types of geniuses, gamblers, and hustlers flocked to poker rooms with ambitions of making it big. Follow Joey, a teenager with the special ability of an empath, as he rises to challenge the greatest poker players in existence. Empath: someone with the abnormal ability to experience the thoughts and emotions of others. (*This is a real life ability.) *Like other sports or game novels, you don’t need to understand poker to enjoy this novel. It’s written in a reader-friendly manner. While I’ll introduce poker basics at a gradual pace in the background, the focus will be on thrilling competitions and dramatic aspects that everyone can relate to. *A new chapter daily Mon-Thur.

SamsaraWithWords · Competitive Sports
4.83
Meow Meow Meow~

Meow Meow Meow~

A two-year-old ordinary cat travels through time to become a thousand-year-old demon cat, Hua Miao Miao. Little Miao Miao doesn't understand the complications of life, still acting like an ordinary cat. Unexpectedly, Hua Miao Miao meets Bi Qing Shen Jun, a warrior god who looks like her previous owner and is tricked by him to go to the heavens to become his disciple. Under the tutelage of Shifu Bi Qing Shen Jun, after going through numerous painful challenges, little Miao Miao finally understands what it means to be a "cat." Can't undress in front of other people, except Shifu. Can't elope with other men, except Shifu. Can't hug or kiss other people, except Shifu. Can't accept roses from Xiao Tian Quan, except given by Shifu. Can't go to Underwater Third Dragon Prince's palace to eat fish, except cooked by Shifu. Uh...... what else? Not allowed to go to a brothel to earn money? Not allowed to cause chaos or accept proposals? Meow~ I don't remember...... Shifu, don't be angry. All right, I'll remember clearly in the future, please don't eat me! Review: Love cats?, then you will enjoy this feline minded MC, her cat mannerisms and reasoning make for a hilarious read while frustrating her ever-doting Shifu and everybody else around her ...nevertheless she remains lovable and adorable to the people around her and the readers... STORY CREDIT:  Credit for the story goes to the original wonderful author, Ju Hua San Li...and the awesome translators Calicoxtabby, Fuyu Neko, Vin Translations...and me, MiraiSaesang! ~~And If you have the wonderful urge to ever buy me a coffee. Here are the gateways and some love ʕづ•ᴥ•ʔづ ♡♡♡  ko-fi.com/miraisaesang patreon.com/MiraiSaesang  Thank you so much!! (✿^з^)☆

MiraiSaesang · Fantasy Romance
4.94
Store of Fates System

Store of Fates System

In a remote alleyway stands a store. No one truly understands what it is selling, but people traverse it anyway. "I hear the place fulfills your wildest dreams," says a female who wants to remain unnamed. "People who enter never wish to leave." "The store-owner is a jerk—the prices are expensive, the staff is rude and you serve yourself," another male explains, "what, I'm still going though." "I'm just here to look at the cute girls," says—well, his opinion doesn't matter, anyway. "Listen, whatever you do, don't mess with the immortal siblings there. Who that is? The store-owner and his sister, of course! Why we call them that?" The person shudders. "Because we couldn't think of a fiercer name yet." Within the store, an inconspicuous youth sits at the counter. In his head rings a cold voice, "Quest completed, ask Host to prepare for the next one." "Eh, but I don't wanna." "Quest issued, asking Host to check." "Meh, I don't like it, give me something else." "Non-compliance will lead to death." "Sure, I'd love to see you try." "...Please just do the quest." Welcome to the Store of Fates! Dear customer, would you like to change your destiny too? .................................................................................. Updates everyday!

Hyowha · Eastern Fantasy
4.86
Bold

Bold

Cathryn Woods was a Fine Arts student, who joined a Tattoo Design Contest, in which her best friend, her model, failed to show himself on that fateful day at the event. Desperate for the winner's cash prize so that she could pay for her school fees at an Art University, she convinced (well 'convince' is rather an understatement), a random guy at the beach she found to be her model instead. Her model turned out to be Alexander, a playboy who was the lead vocalist of a rising teenage boy band, and is it a coincidence that they go to the same university? Their flirty conversations and humorous banter also made their mutual like for each other bloom. Things will take into a serious turn when the redhead realized she fell hopelessly in love for the first time and with a player nonetheless, whom she met last summer. Will she be brave enough to risk herself in the name of love? Even auditioning as a supporting vocalist for the band just so she could always be near Alexander? What will Cathryn do if she knew that one of the band members had also caught the love bug for her? Messy love triangles are fun, yes, but Cathryn wished she could turn back time and hadn’t taken it to heart because the games can easily get brutal. YUMMY EXCERPT: updates every other day "Shut the fuck up, will you?" Alexander opened the book and picked another paragraph to read. "The urge to have sex is excruciating if you attempt to deny it. You don't want to be sleeping in my bed when it hits." He arched his eyebrows. "Understand what I'm hinting at?" "Why didn't you tell me you loved this kind of story?" Alexander bit his lip and his hooded eyes regarded her. "I could just tell you stories instead of you reading them for hours." "Based on your experience, huh?" She blurted it out before she could stop herself. Cathryn blushed furiously. Embarrassed, she tried to distract him from reading it. "Give that book back." Alexander continued like the infuriating fucker he is. "Oh yeah. Sweat broke out all over her body, imagining him super horny and determined to have sex with her. The idea didn't horrify her." Cathryn grasped the book from his hands but Alexander kept on raising it higher. She jumped, almost taking hold of the cover but Alexander had pushed her shoulder away in an attempt to stop her from getting the book back. She pushed him harder, kicking him with her shoes and they both fell on the couch, jerked out of balance. Alexander had instinctively wrapped his hands around her tiny waist to keep her from falling on the floor while Cathryn's hands were on his shoulders, moving to his chest. They stared wide-eyed at each other before Alexander's gaze transfixed on her mouth and one of his hands moved to caress her back with his fingers. "By the way, your best friend told me that you wanted to tell me something." He held her a moment, his hands on her body and his face a glowing heat onto hers.

Parisian_Moon · Teen
Not enough ratings
I Swear I Am Not A Cinderella

I Swear I Am Not A Cinderella

"..Well, Everyone knows the ancient fairytale cliche about a girl who had carelessly threw her glass slipper in a ballroom and.. "poof!" ..earned herself a fairytale with her own prince charming. Rumours say that she had a witchy step mother, malicious black cat and two evil stepsisters. And, As the good old slogan says good prevails over evil. So.. "Boom!" the stepmother gets killed "Boom!" the stepsisters get punished and.. "Boom!" happily ever after for our little beauty Cinderella. But.. What if I tell you.. That I am the stepsister? And, the story you know is slightly different from what you think it is.. Wooooo, Mind-blasting right? But, haha, yes. I am the step sister and this is My Story. So, Read it, if you care bitches!.." * * * In a beautiful kingdom of fairytale where stories come alive.. Anastasia de Rottenstein, the lazy cynical daughter of the evil step mother is tired of her frequent recarnation as the villaness of the same old fairytale in every single life and desires to live a dream where she too could get a happily ever after for her own story. But, things take a weirder turn, when Cinderella, her stepsister and the main heroine goes missing and Anastasia gets wrongly accused to having kidnapped or worse killed her by the handsome Prince Charming, the main protagonist of the fairytale. She is brutally thrown into the dungeon to rot there the rest of her life. But, little did EVERYONE (including her) knew, that's when her own fairytale had finally begun.. *** "I Swear, I Am Not A Cinderella. And, I Don't Need A Prince Charming To Save Me! " "But, I am Always Here For You, Though. Anasta-chan.. " "S-Sh-Shut-Up! IDIOT!" *** Join, Anastasia in her crazy journey along with her Prince Charming from a Stereotypical Villainess to a Powerful Heroine of her own life's magical fantasy. . .

Angely_Suger · Fantasy Romance
Not enough ratings
War of the Gods: A Divine Comedy

War of the Gods: A Divine Comedy

Would you like it if today you suddenly went from being normal to becoming a God? Before you answer, the catch is there’s an apocalypse coming and you have to recruit Earth’s greatest ancient Generals and Gods into your army to prevent it. Wait, one more catch, it turns out most of them are dirtbags and trolls. I’m warning you, maybe you should read the story before you answer. This satire/action/adventure contains brutal battles, beauties, cultivation, mythology, magic, divine weapons, Gods from many regions, world creation, conspiracy theories, sci-fi tech, vampires, werewolves, giant monsters, and many other bastards. Oh and it’s based on real history, myths, and legends. *A new chapter daily Mon-Wed by 1 PM Est. (GMT-4).

SamsaraWithWords · War&Military
4.62
Jokers

Jokers

jokes

Jaya_Kumar_1598 · Magical Realism
Not enough ratings
Thrown Into A New World: 
Let The Punishment Begin!

Thrown Into A New World: Let The Punishment Begin!

What do you think would happen when a mean and cranky bitch was suddenly thrown into a new world with no fault of her own? A world where she would soon be dubbed as a “Villainess". The hardest to impress and scariest judge on the national talent search show, ‘The Dreamer’ had now transmigrated to an old historical world.  One with no internet, no cell phone and worst of all no women's rights!  A strong-willed woman who had an opinion about everything was now in a land where her opinions did not matter. "Just be a good girl and follow everything he says. You will belong to him after all." Said the woman who sat by her side, holding her hands.  'What did this lady just say? Hmph... Yvonne St. Claire belongs to no one!'  Though her thoughts were rebellious, she still submissively nodded her head in agreement.  'Let's see who will belong to whom!' Yvonne lowered her head to hide the sparks of fury in her eyes. ------ "You think that by dropping me in this backward ass world, I'm going to approve of your work?" A young Yvonne yelled as she stared at the bright morning sky. "Dream on!" She flipped her middle finger to the clouds above and walked away with her head held high. --- Come, witness Yvonne’s journey as she strives hard to dodge the obstacles that stand in her way of leading a normal and peaceful life. A complete opposite of what her life in this new world has in store for her.

ObsidianOrbs · Fantasy Romance
Not enough ratings