The Nine Muses ... Dark, ruthless, and careless, that is how you describe a Muse. They may inspire you and make you feel better but slowly they take the most precious thing about you away and all it takes is one touch! Even an accidental one. ... Calliope The red-headed muse, an inspiration to so many men, the doom of so many men. The doom of humanity. She allures. ... Contains swearing and strong themes. Read at your own risk.