When Mathias Aidest finds that the sun and moon used to revolve around the planet, he is determined to make them do so once more. The problem is, he has no idea where he's going. The greatest navigator of his time agrees to go with him, but the antics that her and her K cups bring will blot out any shred of dignity that Mathias feels on this trip. Of course, that is, if Milly doesn't decide to seduce him and take a ride on the Mathias express, but let's be real— that's exactly something she would do.
When Matthew releases the first volume of his manga, it is met with raving critics and smashing success. The world longs for the next volume like a pack of hungry wolves, but it took Matthew six months to finish that volume. Although Matthew is in no danger of losing his home after this, his friends suggest he get a roommate who agrees to help write the manga from there on out, and Matthew thinks this is a great idea. It took a week for his anonymous Craigslist ad to catch traction, but he finally hooked a taker: Milly MilkWater. When Milly moves in, however, Matthew finds that she brings more of a distraction than he initially banked on with her L cup breasts. Can he survive?! Updated whenever I get around to it, but probably frequently at first.