This book is a comedy class..... If Im being honest with you I'm just a teenager with no experience nor major in literature that decided to not only teach but also to provide ideas for some guys who are even worse than him for free just soo that he can read books with his own powers and ideas without having to write them * laziness UP * The “Rules” and “Lessons” are just me giving some plot and order to the book instead of just writing my ideas down ------------------- @:"I'm so bored, the novels in webnovel aren't really that good anymore.... There seems to exist a major lack of creativity from the writer be it the powers of the mcs or theyr background.... You know what #INSERT NAME OF PERVERT STRANGER THATS READING MY SINOPSE WITHOUT CONSENT# I bet I can make something better..... but I don't have the time or talent to make an actual good book *crying noises coming from the hallway of my random house in my random contry*" While the most handsome man alive was silently (LOUDLY) crying in the corner of his house a interesting Phenomenon happened, usually called enlightening by the fools and plot armor by the cultured gentleman, this phenomenon hit the IDIOT that's wasting time instead of studying English like a truck-kun on the wild "Why don't I just post my ideas and force someone else to DO MY F*CKINGJOB?"
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be in control? To be invincible? To be cool? Have you ever wished you could talk to your crush? Yeah, me too. And this novel will not help you at all. If you’re divorced however... This still won’t help you. Anyways, Raphael is a cool dude. Sorry. A REALLY COOL dude. He has a COOL party trick too. However, one day he woke up to the coolest, greatest and most OP gift. Was he going to use it? I’ll use what little life-savings I have left due to my crippling gambling addiction to bet that he will. /-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-/ Yeah. Uh. Dad Joke here. Just get some stuff out of the way: Don’t expect anything great. Don’t expect regular updates. I will not lock the chapters (unless I am forced, if that is even possible). MC will not reveal his ‘gift’ to anyone, so anyone that’s reading chapter 2 can rest assured. Feel free to give constructive criticism. No I do not have a “thing” for poop and all that. I just think it’s pretty funny (c’mon, it is kinda funny. Even just a lil bit). If poop and vomit makes you, well, poop and vomit, then read this in the toilet or not at all. If you don’t have anything helpful to say, don’t bother saying it because I won’t reply nor will care. This story will be kinda....Weird. This is my first story, it is literally just for fun, and the memes. I also have no idea what I’m doing. Yup. That’s pretty much it, I guess. Enjoy(?) Peace and stay safe, Dad Joke.