American Comics: Investigate the Director of the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s tax issues
After transmigrating, Lin Yu became an employee of the UA Internal Revenue Service.
On the first day, the director of the IRS gave a speech,"In the United States, the IRS is the biggest!" In America, only death and taxes were eternal! From the White House, FBI, CIB, to criminals, everyone has to pay taxes to us!
Hence-
Nick Fury: I'm the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.…Can I pay less? I'm running out of money to build a safe house!"
Tony Stark: "I paid taxes. Don't look at me!"
Ethan Hunt: "I understand. Why do you have to make me pay taxes when I'm on a mission?"
Thor: "Wait, I am the great Asgard…Alright, alright, I'll hand it over, I'll hand it over!"
"You're almost done with your accounts and bankruptcy. If this continues, I'm going to lose my job."
Professor X: "I'm an educating person. Regarding tax evasion…Can I be exempted from reporting other people for tax evasion?"
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Lin Yu: "You're asking me what the commissioner of the tax bureau is?" Let me tell you now.
If the FBI can't solve the case, I'll solve it.
I'll kill those CIB doesn't dare to kill.
If Batman can't solve it, I'll solve it.
I'll investigate those S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't dare to investigate.
In short, as long as you're in America, whether you're flying in the sky, running on the ground, or swimming in the water, you have to pay taxes when you're in front of me!
This is who I am, the commissioner of the IRS. Is that clear enough?"
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