hilarious quotes about family

The Profligate Madam of the Family

Leng Rongrong is the eldest daughter of the Leng Family, yet she is abandoned to the countryside when she's little. As she reaches a certain age, her father and his stepmother trick her into returingn home just to marry her to Mo Linyuan, the Fourth Master of the Mo Family who is supposed to be crippled, poor and ugly. When Leng Rongrong marries Mo Linyuan, she finds that Mo Linyuan is actually a very handsome man seated in a wheelchair. So she decides to take good care of him by becoming an actress to support the family. However, Mo Linyuan is simply pretending to be crippled for the moment, because he is investigating some peculiar affairs happening to his family. Yet as he spends time with Leng Rongrong, he finds her quite interesting and fun, and gradually develops feelings towards her. In the meanwhile, Leng Rongrong also defends herself against other undesirable trouble that keeps coming towards her whilst trying to find out the past of her supposedly deceased mother.

A Tree of Cherry Blossoms · Urban

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?

Gu Rong Rong · Urban · MTL

I Inherited 5,000 Years of Family Property

How massive must the wealth of a family that has been passed down for five thousand years be? Sometimes, you’ll never know how rich your family really is until you push your parents a bit! Only after inheriting his family's five-thousand-year fortune did Zhang Menglong realize that the joy of the wealthy is so simple. Bank president, "Mr. Zhang, please, I beg you to deposit your money with our bank, and you can set the interest rate!" Huaxia's top wealthy second generation, "Does the whole world belong to your family or what?" World's richest person, "I feel like I am just a poor man!" European Royal Family, "Mr. Zhang, are you lacking a girlfriend? If you are, would you mind finding one? If not, would you mind one more? What do you think about our country's princess?" Latter, Zhang Menglong found out that the college his parents left him was the most impressive thing. Actually, being a dean turned out to be even more joyful than being the world's richest person!

The Voice of the Cat · Urban

She Tangled with the Aristocratic Family

She was the scatterbrained journalist Xia Yanxin, who infiltrated the Heaven-Earth Gala to interview for an exclusive story and inadvertently provoked the Supreme dark young master. Amidst the dark cruise and a twisted hunting game, she turned his world upside down. From then on, she became his private pet of the night, trapped in a fate from which she could not escape. He was the Prince of the night, the mischievous Long Yutian. He was used to controlling everything, scheming tirelessly for her, but in the end, he lost his heart... Perhaps in that hunting game, he was the real loser!

Chu Yun · General

Chief honey pet: raise a little warm wife from a famous family

[ new article: Reborn Sweet Wife: Uncle, gently hug ] has been uploaded. Sweet Rebirth article, welcome to view. At the age of 18, she was forced to fall into his gentle trap. "You have to know whose woman you are! " He pinched her delicate jaw and kissed her. She, Liang Yunsheng, was the daughter of a commoner who had been carried wrongly. She returned to a wealthy family, but was despised by everyone. She was pushed into the arms of the evil young master Yin Qianchen, whom everyone feared. She struggled and resisted, unwilling to become a pet that could be played with. And this cold man only opened his arms for her. "I will let you look down on all living things and become my warmest little wife. " [ this is the story of a little sparrow being spoiled like a Golden Phoenix. ]

Bitter Days · Urban · MTL

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KnB FanFic: Rise(On Hiatus)

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DarkImmortal_Intel

2018-03-07

So. . . . What's this story about? And why are there random quotes in the LN's description? Basically, all I get from those quotes is that the world sucks and some people have hope to not make it suck. . . . . So. . . what's the description then? Quotes are the worst thing to list as an introduction.

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Arthi_Varma

2019-08-06

This story is worth reading ,author it's really perfect .everyone wishes for a family and friends like that,I loved it because I related to sensei quotes

Mr. CEO Loves The Devilish Beauty

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Corn_cake

2019-05-21

Utditsitditsiyditdyidyidyidoydoydoyd and other types are not aloud here and I have a good heart of all your Quotes and I think you can be upsetting the whole family

Punished by his hidden love

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2019-04-10

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I Found A Planet

Ming Jian · Sci-fi

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The female venerable smiled slightly.

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Chan Cheng Physician

The eldest daughter of the Liang family had a high fever and turned into a fool when she was three years old. When she was seven years old, a monk passed by the Liang family's official residence. This girl had been through a lot when she was young. He had to build a family temple on Plum Blossom Mountain and let her live there. Otherwise… Seven years later… The demented woman returned. What was unexpected was that this girl was no longer retarded. She had become smart and even knew some medical skills. What betrothal was snatched away by his younger sister? It didn't matter. She didn't want such a scumbag. What was that? A man from the Ji family had come to propose marriage. He had to consider it!

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Mr. Livestream's online marriage support for little fangirls

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A legendary life that started from a beautiful comic

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The world evolves, I cultivate

With the revival of Spirit Qi and the appearance of mutated beasts, everyone in the world was evolving while Ye Chen was cultivating? Alien civilization? Travelling in the sea of stars? All the dimensions started to appear…

Tu Chi Chi

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