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Coltivazione! I Miei Status Potenziati Hanno Durata Illimitata

Jiang Li consuma un pasto e guadagna lo status [Sazietà]. [Sazietà: Ripristina 1 punto di Resistenza al minuto. Durata: ∞] Non ha più bisogno di mangiare. Si applica un talismano e ottiene lo status [Viaggio Divino del Cavallo Corazzato]. [Viaggio Divino del Cavallo Corazzato: Aumenta la velocità di movimento del 1000%. Durata: ∞] Assumere pillole, acquisire qi spirituale, raffinare il corpo, nutrire l'anima e aumentare la durata della vita... Gli basta una pillola perché lo status abbia effetto per il resto della sua vita. Quelle tecniche segrete invalidanti che aumentano il potere per tre secondi ma causano tre anni di debolezza? Ora sono le tecniche più potenti e straordinarie! Aspettare mille anni per comprendere il Dao dopo aver usato una pillola dell'illuminazione? No, lui comprende il Dao ogni giorno! Lui è Jiang Li, un Principe Azzurro che può trasformare un istante in eternità →_→...

Turtle Shell and Hemp Rope · Eastern

Imortalidade: Criando uma Rainha das Formigas para Cultivar Aumentando Pontos de Status

Formiga Demônio de Batalha Blindada de Grau Três (espécie extremamente rara), com uma expectativa de vida de 30,5 anos, possui habilidades especiais (força imensa, rapidez, perfurante de armadura, veneno que corrói a alma, inteligência moderada +, possui carapaça de nível médio, demonização; em um estado demonizado, sua velocidade aumenta cinco vezes, força de ataque dez vezes, defesa cinco vezes). Formigas Trabalhadora Fantoches podem capturar criaturas do mesmo grau ou inferior. Formigas Soldado de Tromba de Elefante podem liberar substâncias químicas para atacar inimigos... (As características principais incluem cultivo, criação, domesticação de insetos e cultivo.)

Draw Smoke · Eastern

Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

The era of global dungeon has descended. Lu Wenwu awakens Eye of Insight, gaining the ability to see detailed information of creatures in dungeons. "Having met the Tathagata, why not worship?" In the dungeon, looking at the plump man with a wrapped head sitting on the lotus throne, Lu Wenwu frowned and protected the crowd in front of him. 【Tathagata Buddha/Celestial Demon (S)】hp: 1000/100000000 【Current Status】: Extremely Weak, Flesh and Blood Disguise, Pretending to be Calm, Skill Seal, Nervous Heh, so the Celestial Demon Tathagata Buddha is pretending to be strong. Take a punch from your Grandpa Lu!

Wolf Treasure Meow · Urban

System Status: Online

Dhvani voluntarily accepted the task of being a system. For a small chance to be reincarnated again, she aspires to level up and complete her task as soon as possible. Ajay has everything. He is happy, and successful but inexplicably bound to a system that chatters in his mind. The system wants him to do tasks so it can level up and again, do more tasks. From being frustrated to enjoying, he changes gradually. But can he do something for her that he would never want to? And will she really want to unbind when she remembers something from the distant forgotten past? ____________ A snippet from an upcoming chapter : Dhvani stood in the endless white of the Memory Ocean waiting for his answer. He looked at her for a long time and ruthlessly rejected her. "We were never meant to meet. You should remember your duties as well." He left her there and he never saw her again. Did he regret his parting words? Yes. But can he change anything? He hoped so. ____________ A request to readers: Please tell me how you feel about the story in the comments so I can improve my writing. Thank you for reading! There may be mistakes in my writing and you can tell me.

livingandreading · Fantasy

IMPIAN EMAK UNTUK IFA

"Pah, emak pengen Rizky jadi mantu emak." "Apa?! Kenapa musti dia mak?" "Emak merasa tenang kalau elo kawin sama lelaki yang emak sudah kenal baik keluarganya. Emak juga sudah kenal dia dari kecil. Emak tau dia anak yang baik, sudah kerja pula. Emak yakin dia bisa membahagiakan elo." Memang susah kalau emak sudah punya mimpi. Apapun akan dilakukan agar anaknya mau memenuhi impiannya. Hal itulah yang menimpa Akifah atau yang biasa dipanggil Ifa. Seorang wanita muda berusia yang harus menikah dengan pria pilihan emaknya. Bagaimanakah Akifah menjalani impian emak? Mampukah ia mencintai pria pilihan emak?

Moci_phoenix · Urban

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