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After Learning How to Read Minds, Mr. Huo Takes Me to Bed Every Night!

Shocking! The famous Lin family in Jinchuan went bankrupt. The public: Who made it happen? Insider: The unworthy descendant, Lin Wanli! *** Shocking! The ruler of Jinchuan, Huo Guixiao, is getting married! The public: Who is the bride? Insider: The domineering and arrogant Lin Wanli! *** Shocking! The identity of the person in charge of Taixi Biology had been revealed. The public: Who is the CEO? Insider: Is it still... Lin Wanli? That loser?! *** In her previous life, Lin Wanli was tricked by her best friend, framed by her scumbag father, and rejected by her grandmother. She couldn't even protect her eight-month-old daughter, who was tossed in the trash by her nanny. After reincarnating, Lin Wanli desperately seized the opportunity to exact revenge. She also won over the man who helped avenge her. It's just... She always thought that man also reincarnated. This was until she realized he could easily read her mind. "Mr. Huo, isn't it a little rude of you to have reincarnated with special skills?" Lin Wanli asked. "When did I ever say I reincarnated?" He asked. "Did I misunderstand you?" "Not exactly. I do have a special skill. For example, I could hear you complaining about the bed being too small last night," he replied.

Passion Honey · Urban

Max-Level Learning Ability: Facing The Cliff And Repenting For 80 Years

“Li Qingshan, as the eldest student of the Yuhua Clan, and the son of the emperor of the Yan Dynasty, you were charmed by the Demon Clan’s divine saintess and released her. Do you admit to your sins?” “I am willing to relinquish my position as the eldest student and lock myself in the Siguo Cliff to wipe the forest of tombs.” “Allowed. But you will also have to wipe all the results of your cultivation thus far, destroy your cultivation root, and you will not be allowed to exit for the rest of your life!” From then on, Li Qingcang stayed at the Siguo Cliff and wiped the Forest of Tombs every day. Somehow, he activated the max-level learning abilities. [You watched closely and activated the max-level learning abilities, you instantly learned the Great River Swords Qi] [You watched closely and activated the max-level learning abilities, you learned the Triple Sword Strike] [You watched closely and activated the max-level learning abilities, you learned the Sky Turning Print] After several decades, the Divine Path golden ranking descended upon the world and ranked all of the powerful individuals in the human realm. Li Qingshan ranked number one straight away. The comments that the rankings had for him—God amongst man!

Girl In Short Skirt · Eastern

Eternal Life Begins with Learning

Chu Mu transmigrated to a cultivation world and found that his system could enhance his enlightenment and talent. Knowledge is power... This saying, is also applicable in the Cultivation Immortal Realm.

Half a Chapter of Ink Wash · Eastern

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Learning To Live As A Cultivator

Leon died very peacefully and quietly in his home world, in fact he hadn’t even been aware of his death. When he awoke, he wished he had died. Now he is in a world where the strong are merciless to the weak and the weak strive to be strong. But he doesn’t care about all that, he’s too busy looking for his glasses. (Boys love novel. There are intimate scenes, however there will be warnings leading up to this x.) Author’s Note (updated Dec 2019); Short chapter’s, not fast paced. Updated on Tuesdays and Fridays and Sundays. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I do writing it.

Ebonsolaris · Eastern

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KnB FanFic: Rise(On Hiatus)

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2017-11-16

It's amazing novel, the Mc is learning how to be a good teacher at the same time raise his learning about the another world/parallel word. Funny and refreshing one,

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2018-05-03

It's really a good read. Simple and funny yet with nice quotes n stuff integrated so naturally. I was laughing so hard while reading this book. Really wished it to be completed.

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Shalan1000

2019-10-20

To me its a story filled with comedy and a tint of Yandere and more like the MC is likable and funny even with his funny quotes and he seemed to be like the plot armour and also he seemed pretty high spec and so on Btw I really want it to update PLS UPDATE!!!!

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2020-02-08

This is the first novel I have chosen to read on this app, and I loved it! It’s beautifully written and this story of healing and growth is personal and in a way uplifting. It makes me think of one of my favorite quotes, “Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.” All and all, I can’t wait to the author’s next novel *-*

A Vow So Beautiful

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[Tokyo: Extraordinary Parasitism]

Parasitism, mutation… Chess pieces were placed on the table, and lives were lost for no reason. All the chess pieces are nothing but consumables for my great power [Behind-the-scenes],[Source of All Transcendents],[Fighting Left and Right]

Autumn Water Drizzles

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After dressing up as a vicious female cannon fodder, she went crazy

"I'm starving. Can you leave me some bread?" When they first met, Lin Wu was wearing a pink sweater with big ears, looking soft and cute. Li Xian thought that this was a soft girl who needed protection. Then, he saw her hammer a zombie and hit her head in the head. He even told him,"Leave the killing of zombies to me. You go and dig out the crystal cores." Li Xian was touched,"She's afraid that I'll get hurt. She must like me." Lin Wu was speechless. Actually, she was afraid of dirtying her hands. …… The Immortal Reverent Lin Wu had accidentally dressed up as a female cannon fodder of the apocalypse. He even had a system that wanted her to act according to the settings and seek death. Other than her, there was also the female supporting character's counterattack system, the female protagonist's halo system, the male protagonist's harem system, the pinnacle invincible system… This world had long been pierced through by people. Their goal was the same, and that was to snatch her luck. Lin Wu swallowed the system in one gulp. Oh... This thing didn't have any abilities, but it was still good at nourishing the body. [Reborn: I want to die, don't pull me…] [Quick Piercer: Don't come over!] The transmigrator thought, This is a woman I can't reach. [Awakened: I want to go back to the dark room and never do it again]

Your Highness Flying Fish

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warm-blooded animal

Four years ago, he was a talented ice skating youth and the most anticipated best defender in the football world, God Jan. He was a genius racer who had appeared out of nowhere two years ago, and the Qin God who had excellent strength in the sports circle. That year, he was not even 18 years old. That year, he was not even 20 years old. In the past, he never smiled. In the past, when he faced reporters, he always smiled and welcomed them. He was neither servile nor overbearing on the day he gave up the ice ball, and he was silent on the day he left the track. From then on, the ice rink lost its high-spirited youth, and the track lost its leader who flew against the wind. What kind of existence was he? She was a natural beauty who was surrounded by the opposite sex. She was always so mysterious. When he met her, there were many misunderstandings. "Do I still have a chance to get to know you again?" he asked. She looked at him coldly." I accept your apology, so let's stop here." He had fallen in love with her, and he had never left her when they were in love. "I'm fine," he said lightly. She denied," No, you're not good." He was so angry that he laughed." Why can't the little girl see me getting better?" Her beautiful eyes seemed to be able to speak." Race again. I know it has always been your dream." He was so lucky that she had created many opportunities for him and given him courage that he had never had before. She always said," You're my confidence!" This was the story of youth and dreams, competition and silence, defeat and growth. No one could stand at the top forever, no one could retreat unscathed, no one was omnipotent, but one had to have a clear conscience. Humans were warm-blooded animals, but they did the most hot-blooded things!

Jangayumi

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The Sims: My God Identity Exposed

Lin Chao had experienced countless lives after obtaining the reincarnation simulator. One man was a chivalrous man who rode ten thousand horses. A carefree and mysterious alchemist. Immortal cultivators who could move mountains and overturn seas. A mighty figure in myths and legends. As Lin Chao reincarnated and became stronger, the world also changed drastically. The monster that was once suppressed under the iceberg surfaced, and the myths and legends that were only left in the withered pages were confirmed. And in these legends, there was a fascinating protagonist. "I'm sorry, these people are my alternate accounts." This book is also known as " My Reincarnated Avatar Has Been Exposed!" "Fortunately, it's only an account!" " Accidentally causing the world to upgrade!"

Irascible and stingy

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Master Qi, you can't hide your identity anymore.

[The group dotes on the female lead. Men and women flirt with each other. All kinds of pets.] Lu Jinqi, the big shot of the 25th century, accidentally blew herself up. In the end, she was reborn in the body of a poor little girl with the same name as her in the 21st century. "You have to remember that you're only adopted by us. Don't think about anything else." Lu Jinqi,"Hehe, I'm delusional, my ass." Everyone in the industry was prepared to watch the Song family's annual drama, but the poor little thing became a " fiend " with explosive combat power and slapped everyone in the face. Everyone: " Hiss, my face hurts." He was a cold and noble person in power, the mysterious leader of the special operations team. He controlled the Asian economy but was willing to bow down to her It was Lu Jinqi's first time meeting Si Jingyun, and she accidentally bumped into him. Si Jingyun,"Little friend, how can you take advantage of your brother?" The second time they met, she unexpectedly pushed him down. Si Jingyun said,"Little friend, throw yourself into my arms!" The third time they met, she accidentally touched his hand. Si Jingyun asked,"Little friend, how do you feel?" Lu Jinqi,"I have something I don't know if I should say." [There are many male and female alternate accounts. Take off each other's alternate accounts and enter the pit without worry. Note: The whole process is illogical. It's all based on the author's imagination.]

Xiao Qiqiya

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