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After Learning How to Read Minds, Mr. Huo Takes Me to Bed Every Night!

Shocking! The famous Lin family in Jinchuan went bankrupt. The public: Who made it happen? Insider: The unworthy descendant, Lin Wanli! *** Shocking! The ruler of Jinchuan, Huo Guixiao, is getting married! The public: Who is the bride? Insider: The domineering and arrogant Lin Wanli! *** Shocking! The identity of the person in charge of Taixi Biology had been revealed. The public: Who is the CEO? Insider: Is it still... Lin Wanli? That loser?! *** In her previous life, Lin Wanli was tricked by her best friend, framed by her scumbag father, and rejected by her grandmother. She couldn't even protect her eight-month-old daughter, who was tossed in the trash by her nanny. After reincarnating, Lin Wanli desperately seized the opportunity to exact revenge. She also won over the man who helped avenge her. It's just... She always thought that man also reincarnated. This was until she realized he could easily read her mind. "Mr. Huo, isn't it a little rude of you to have reincarnated with special skills?" Lin Wanli asked. "When did I ever say I reincarnated?" He asked. "Did I misunderstand you?" "Not exactly. I do have a special skill. For example, I could hear you complaining about the bed being too small last night," he replied.

Passion Honey · Urban

Max-Level Learning Ability: Facing The Cliff And Repenting For 80 Years

“Li Qingshan, as the eldest student of the Yuhua Clan, and the son of the emperor of the Yan Dynasty, you were charmed by the Demon Clan’s divine saintess and released her. Do you admit to your sins?” “I am willing to relinquish my position as the eldest student and lock myself in the Siguo Cliff to wipe the forest of tombs.” “Allowed. But you will also have to wipe all the results of your cultivation thus far, destroy your cultivation root, and you will not be allowed to exit for the rest of your life!” From then on, Li Qingcang stayed at the Siguo Cliff and wiped the Forest of Tombs every day. Somehow, he activated the max-level learning abilities. [You watched closely and activated the max-level learning abilities, you instantly learned the Great River Swords Qi] [You watched closely and activated the max-level learning abilities, you learned the Triple Sword Strike] [You watched closely and activated the max-level learning abilities, you learned the Sky Turning Print] After several decades, the Divine Path golden ranking descended upon the world and ranked all of the powerful individuals in the human realm. Li Qingshan ranked number one straight away. The comments that the rankings had for him—God amongst man!

Girl In Short Skirt · Eastern

Eternal Life Begins with Learning

Chu Mu transmigrated to a cultivation world and found that his system could enhance his enlightenment and talent. Knowledge is power... This saying, is also applicable in the Cultivation Immortal Realm.

Half a Chapter of Ink Wash · Eastern

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Learning To Live As A Cultivator

Leon died very peacefully and quietly in his home world, in fact he hadn’t even been aware of his death. When he awoke, he wished he had died. Now he is in a world where the strong are merciless to the weak and the weak strive to be strong. But he doesn’t care about all that, he’s too busy looking for his glasses. (Boys love novel. There are intimate scenes, however there will be warnings leading up to this x.) Author’s Note (updated Dec 2019); Short chapter’s, not fast paced. Updated on Tuesdays and Fridays and Sundays. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I do writing it.

Ebonsolaris · Eastern

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KnB FanFic: Rise(On Hiatus)

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2017-11-16

It's amazing novel, the Mc is learning how to be a good teacher at the same time raise his learning about the another world/parallel word. Funny and refreshing one,

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2018-05-03

It's really a good read. Simple and funny yet with nice quotes n stuff integrated so naturally. I was laughing so hard while reading this book. Really wished it to be completed.

I’m Really a Superstar

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Shalan1000

2019-10-20

To me its a story filled with comedy and a tint of Yandere and more like the MC is likable and funny even with his funny quotes and he seemed to be like the plot armour and also he seemed pretty high spec and so on Btw I really want it to update PLS UPDATE!!!!

My female disciples are scary

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Retrenity

2020-02-08

This is the first novel I have chosen to read on this app, and I loved it! It’s beautifully written and this story of healing and growth is personal and in a way uplifting. It makes me think of one of my favorite quotes, “Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.” All and all, I can’t wait to the author’s next novel *-*

A Vow So Beautiful

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140 Chs

Journey of the Age of Rebirth

When a soul transmigrated into another person's body, Lin Yidong would bring you to experience a different life.

A peaceful life

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She was forced to become a heartthrob

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I became the master of five villains

In one day, she had transmigrated into a demon that everyone hated, and her five villainous disciples wanted to kill her every day. "Master, I'll protect you." "Master, I'll take care of you." "Master, I'm here to protect you." "Master, I'm here to accompany you." "Master, I'm here to wait for you." He had never expected that his five disciples would actually become clingy, and the kind that he could not shake off.

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Quickly wear green tea and stand aside

There are green tea in every world. They stole the supporting actress's man and caused the supporting actress to die a tragic death, but they themselves were infinitely glorious. Fu Yunxi, who had been deeply poisoned by green tea, decided to save those innocent girls and make green tea fail. [Face Slapping Green Tea Palace Lady 108 Style: Green Tea is beautiful and has a low status. She is only a palace maid, but she has countless pursuers. The emperor, the prince, and the killer all love her.] The female supporting role had a noble status and was a high and mighty princess. She was extremely beautiful, but in the end, she died an innocent death. After Fu Yunxi passed through, she revealed the green tea's true colors and tied up the green tea and the scumbag together to prevent them from harming others. < 2 >[The Queen of the Entertainment Industry's Counterattack]: Green Tea 2 snatched the female supporting character's parents, brothers, and loved ones, causing the female supporting character to doubt her life and die miserably. After Fu Yunxi came over, she said," If you have good taste, let's get along well. If you don't have good taste, don't care if they're your biological parents or not." 3 [Dance Princess Who Dare to Fight]: Green Tea Three directly ruined the career of the female supporting role and even brought many men over to show off, making the female supporting role unable to recover. Fu Yunxi's career was booming after she came over. You have a fresh meat, so do I! I'm the queen. Get lost! 1v1, the female lead's emotions are slow to heat up

Luo Qingchen

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Happy village salted fish

Liu Mang: I wanted to be a good farmer who raised tigers, collected fish, and occasionally planted the land. But who knew that I would inexplicably become Doctor Liu, Specialist Liu, Professor Liu…Sigh, I forgot to add salt when I was a salted fish! (Warm reminder: This novel is purely fictional. If there is anything that matches reality, it must be that reality has pirated me.)

The Clown Who Hasn't Gone Crazy

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