My Wife Is A Giant Horny Dinosaur Mage (And I'm A Dinosaur Too)
Life has always been difficult for Dragomir. Never able to fit in anywhere, he wasted his youth as an outsider, until an impulsive decision made him travel to Japan, whereby he became a destitute and desperate vagrant. That was until by a chance encounter he discovered the Sea of Stars, a mystical place which inadvertently granted him his deepest desires.
A year has passed since then. Now Drago is an 9-feet tall, hulking humanoid dinosaur, and he has a beautiful wife, Miko, who is a giant horny dinosaur mage. They love each other and they constantly have sex. They even have children already!
But not everything is sunshine and rainbows, since Drago and his family are prisoners, too. Their home, Makinata District, and the surrounding mountains are cut off from the rest of the world by the Japan Self-Defense Force. Drago, his family, and three thousand other people live in isolation, and have little hope of ever being released.
But despite everything, life goes on and so does Drago's daily life. He got what he wished for, and now he has to live with the consequence of having a giant horny dinosaur mage for a wife, while being a dinosaur himself -- in a world which is not ready for either monsters or magic.
Sagacious_Punk · Urban
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard? A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Repeat chorus 2 one time Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom