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[BL] Babysitting Beast Babies After Retiring As A Villainous Demon God

The demon beasts spent 1,000 years praying for the return of the sealed soul of their demon god, so he could save them from the wrath of the heavens and restore their glory. But when this demon god awakened from his seal, he casually declared: “Rebel against the heavens and lead a demon army to take over the world? Nah, that sounds like work. All I want to do now is rest. Officially retiring as the demon god!” ——— I died and woke up in a BL novel as the villainous demon god who died tragically. Well, obviously I’m not going to live through this stressful fate of being a demon god and dying. So I quit. I’m not going to get involved with this plot. I’m just going to be a salted fish and maybe find love in this land with hot men. [System notification: You can’t escape your fate without getting rid of the evil seeds you planted!] “Evil seeds I planted? What the fuck is that?” [The demon god created the 7 deadly sins in the world in the form of 5 ancient beast babies. And if they aren’t stopped, your tragic fate will reoccur!] Fuck. Now I’m left babysitting ancient beast babies who are somehow my babies. But that shouldn’t be too hard, right?! Baby Dragon: Gets angry and burns down the whole house. Baby Lion: Keeps making everyone an enemy. Baby Tiger: Steals everything available in the market. Baby Mermaid: Keeps making random strangers sleep with each other! Baby Cat: Sleeps all day while feeding on literally anything. "....." “Well, at least I have a supportive Phoenix husband to help me with the babies”—that would have been my thoughts if my husband wasn’t the same person this villainous demon god had tortured for years. The same man he had made his lab rat and slave! He probably wants me dead now. [System alert: The Phoenix is angry and might blow up in 10 hours! Coax him to prevent triggering your doom!] Huh? I also have to babysit my walking time-bomb Phoenix husband who wants to kill me every day?! ———— •Xianxia danmei x Beastworld •Married Couple •Older Master Shou x Younger Disciple Gong. •Fluff and Angst COVER NOT MINE

Sweet_Savage16 · LGBT+

[BL] Debut on Earth After Retiring as the Healer of Interstellar

Feng Ruoyun thought it was already the end of his life when he died on the Zerg war after serving the world as the healer of Interstellar. However, he transmigrated on a young man's body with the same name as him and became the 'vase' of his idol group named Ellipsis. After also finding out that this world is full of mental pollution, Feng Ruoyun's instinct out of responsibility came out again. And that is to heal. Yet, the world is full of chaos. Can he truly 'heal' everyone with just using his ability? ****

ailespeak · LGBT+

The Villainess is Retiring (With Your Entire Treasury)

"Dying from corporate overwork? A cliché. Reincarnating as Lady Elara von Lexen, the 'Villainess' destined for the chopping block? A nightmare." Elara knows exactly how her story ends: the Crown Prince, Kaelen the "Executioner," will have her head in exactly six months for her family’s crimes. But Elara isn't waiting around for a tragic finale. She’s an accountant, and it’s time to balance the books. The Master Plan: Audit: Uncover the Lexen Duchy’s secret slush funds (Done). Embezzle: Siphon enough gold to buy a private island in the Southern Seas (In progress...). Ghost: Disappear from the Empire before the "Hero" arrives to claim her life. But there’s a massive glitch in her spreadsheet. The cold-blooded Prince Kaelen is suddenly showing up at her office every midnight. Why is he more interested in her ledgers than her execution? And why does he keep looking at her like she’s a treasure he’d rather hoard than destroy? Elara thought she was just stealing a retirement fund, but she might have accidentally embezzled the Empire’s most dangerous secrets. Can a forensic accountant outsmart destiny, or will her "early retirement" end at the guillotine? What’s Inside: Smart Female Lead: No damsels here—just high-stakes math and cold brilliance. Enemies-to-Lovers: A slow-burn romance with a Prince who’s supposed to be her killer. Heist & Comedy: Watching a villainess rob her own family blind is half the fun.

Nuovo_5858 · Fantasy

Retiring in Ancient times: Hoarding Supplies to Flee Famine

Jiang Wanyue was stabbed in the back by her teammates and died among a pile of Zombies. When she opened her eyes, she had become a concubine in a Marquis’s manor who had climbed into the master’s bed. A letter of divorce was thrown in her face. A man stood with his hands behind his back, silhouetted against the light: “Jiang, you committed adultery with an outsider. You should have been beaten to death. However, considering you have served the Old Madam for many years, your slave status is revoked. Leave.” With a splitting headache, Jiang Wanyue was thrown out of the Marquis’s manor. “Bah! You shameless little harlot! The Marquis’s manor treated you well, yet you dared to have an affair? Scram!” An old nanny spat in her face and gave her a few kicks. She looked at the sky speechlessly and miraculously got reborn in the ancient time, in another body. Fortunately, her Spirit Field Space followed her. No need to panic. When she returned to her original household, she was stunned. More than a dozen people lived in three crumbling thatched cottages. Her parents and siblings wore clothes covered in patch upon patch, and the young children were barely dressed, never knowing where their next meal would come from… It was fine; she could help them out. She had finally escaped the apocalypse and wanted to enjoy a happy life. Who would have thought that natural disasters would strike? The people suffered unspeakably and were forced to flee the famine… “Damn Heavens, you’re messing with me!” Fortunately, she had stored plenty of supplies in her space beforehand: guns, food, Stun Batons… While others struggled just to survive on the road of flight, she lived in luxury. When the plague arrived, the Spirit Spring in her space could cure it. When war broke out, and barbarians burned, killed, looted, and even ate human flesh, her Submachine Gun mowed down swaths of them. The cold and aloof ex-husband, the enchantingly beautiful Prince Regent, the obsessive and sickly “little milk dog”… why were they all coming after her? “Hey, hey, hey! Don’t cling to me! I came to ancient times to retire!”

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