blair and chuck fanfiction

Simon Lewis had originally planned to use knowledge from his previous life combined with a little street smarts to achieve financial freedom — nothing more, nothing less. Then he realized his neighbor was named Dominic Toretto. Who had a sister. And a brother who'd been gone from home for years. Then he realized his high school was called Neptune High. And his ex-girlfriend Veronica Mars had become a moderately well-known private detective. And then — the thing that really drove it home — he discovered that the supermarket where he worked part-time had an NSA agent stocking shelves on the night shift. That was the moment Simon understood exactly what kind of world he was living in. A chaotic, unpredictable world ripped straight from American television. Fortunately, the perks that came with his crossing gave him the means to protect himself in a world this dangerous. So Simon made a decision. He wasn't just going to survive — he was going to live. And somewhere along the way, he was going to save a world that seemed determined to constantly put itself in harm's way.