funny quotes about love tagalog

I Only Love You In The Whole Wide World

Four years. That’s how long he took to transform from being a penniless young man to becoming the heir of a mysterious conglomerate. His return was a glorious event! Four years. That was the time she took to fall from being a rich heiress to an insignificant script writer in the entertainment industry. And she could even end up in jail! “Evelyn Sherman, if only you had loved me a little more than money then, you wouldn’t have to beg me now.” The man jeers coldly. Evelyn Sherman smiles cunningly. She pushes a little bun into his arms. The little bun hugs him and even gives him a big kiss, “President, do you want to buy my mommy? She can pretend to be a teenager or act like a queen. She can do both young, refreshing roles and the hard core stuff equally well. She’s a professional genius at giving birth. You can bring her home for US$10 million!” Chester Yale stares at the little face that looks exactly like his in a shock. He clenches his teeth and said, “Deal! I will add on another $10 million to buy you too!” In the next second, a little princess pokes her head out from behind the door, “Daddy, you’ll need another $10 million for me.”

Stupa Demon · General

Domineering Mr. CEO and His Impudent Love

To exact revenge on a scumbag, she agrees to a hidden marriage with him for a year. On their first encounter, she is rescued by him. On the second encounter, he helps her out of a conundrum. On the third encounter, they rush to get married. He abducts her home and makes her his wife, 'Mrs. Lucas', one who is envied throughout the city. Rumor has it that the the cold and aloof Master Lucas dotes on her. He hugs, loves, pampers and holds her in such high esteem. However, one day, the man's domineering and intense love becomes too much for her. She leaves him with divorce papers and climbs over the compound wall to make her escape. Alas, things doesn't happen the way she had planned. With her having one leg over the wall, he pulls her by her toes and stops her attempt. She falls into his arms. He places a hand over her tummy and asks in a hoarse voice, "Woman, where are you going with my son?"

Lu Qing Yun · General

Ferocious Boss: Marry Me, My Love

Scarlett Glenn was a woman so captivating that she could change the lives of anyone she crossed paths with. Shunned, shamed, and abused by her family, they wanted nothing more than to see her turn up dead. She had other plans though — she was determined to exact revenge on all who have wronged her, and her main target was her own blood. The first step in her quest for revenge? Seducing Ethan Herd — the richest, handsomest man in Loch City, who also happened to be her aunt's fiancé. Vengeance aside, she also seeks a change of fortune by pursuing a career in acting. Throughout Scarlett Glenn's journey, there will be murders and mayhem aplenty as she paves her way to movie stardom while eliminating her enemies one after the other! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Early October · General

Sweet Love 1V1: Spoiled by The Executive

He's the dream guy of women world wide, the CEO of a formidable mega-corporation. But, he's absolutely powerless against her, resorting to all kinds of methods to force her into a marriage, tying her to his side with a certficiate. "Remember, from now on, you're not allowed to enter unclean entertainment venues, not allowed to accept drinks from other men, not allowed to have physical contact with men other than me. If not, bear the consenquences." Ling Tianya felt that she was just like a girl undergoing puberty, under strict supervision of her parents, shackling her down with restrictions upon restrictions. "Your requests are ridiculous, I have meetings and obligations, I... ..." The man held tightly onto her, as though wanting nothing more than to absorb her into himself. "Ling Tianya, this is not a discussion." Therefore, the CEO had became a complete slave to his wife. "My love for you is your perogative. Use me to your heart's wishes, I am more than willing!" But all he got in exchange was an eye roll, "Keep it for yourself, I don't need it!"

Gao Qing · Urban

Related Reviews

rakshagupta1995

2019-03-07

The best and the worst thing about love is that it cannot be expressed in words. Therefore, we have compiled a list of the best love quotes of all time. These famous inspirational love quotes and sayings can help anyone describe their emotions in words. Some of these love quotes are from people who experienced the feeling of love, hundreds of years before us, while others come from the newer generation. So, here we go with the list of best phrases about love, and being in love.

Solo Leveling(Only I Level Up)

추공 (Chugong) · Urban

270 Chs

rakshagupta1995

2019-03-06

Trial Marriage Husband: Need to Work Hard

Passion Honey · Urban

1274 Chs

Seaman_ako

2019-08-03

This book is exciting and funny. I cannot wait for the next chapter. Does not matter if the one in Tagalog, or this one in English, both were funny to the max. I love their quirkiness and how they reacted with one another. I can't wait when they do fall in love. For now, is just lust, but what would happen when they do fall in love???? Hmmm?

The Billionaire's Contracted Wife [English]

AJZHEN · Urban

420 Chs

azrael_chan

2021-08-10

i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄 i really like the quotes. 😄😄😄

KnB FanFic: Rise(On Hiatus)

LazyTanaka · Anime & Comics

46 Chs

DarkImmortal_Intel

2018-03-07

So. . . . What's this story about? And why are there random quotes in the LN's description? Basically, all I get from those quotes is that the world sucks and some people have hope to not make it suck. . . . . So. . . what's the description then? Quotes are the worst thing to list as an introduction.

Forty Millenniums of Cultivation

The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow · Sci-fi

3523 Chs

The elder sister of the farming sect: She became rich in ancient times with the farming system.

Su Wanwan was originally a medical student who was about to graduate. When she woke up, she found that the weather had changed. She had actually become a farmer's daughter who had lost both her parents in another world and also brought along her frail and sickly brother. Wan Wan was shocked and she was under a lot of pressure. What was worse was that she was engaged to someone else? The twenty-four year old Su Wan had a belly full of national essence. Fortunately, her younger brother was well-behaved and obedient. Looking at her beautiful hometown, Su Wan Wan decided to farm well and bring her younger brother to make a fortune. She would reach the peak of her life as soon as possible and sit on a hundred acres of land to be a landlord. Later on, Su Wan Wan discovered that these two people came to steal her vegetables? Not only did he steal her vegetables, but he also stole her flowers, her medicine, and even her heart…

Ding Qiao Q

· 4K Views

Great Song is not afraid

The eleventh year of Shaoxing in the Southern Song Dynasty (1141 AD). This year, the Song and Jin peace negotiations were set in stone, and Qin Hui alone had the power to dominate the government and the public. This year, Yue Fei was thrown into prison and executed before the new year. This year, Lu You was still that hot-blooded youth, Zhu Xi was still a little boy, and Li Qingzhao was already a half-aged woman. This year should not have been like this. [Book friend group: 4971358059 (limited to 100 fan points = one monthly vote)]

Seven Peaches Loose Cultivator

· 8.8K Views

My wife is beautiful

[The female lead with both talent and beauty vs the male lead who works hard to pursue his wife] [This article is a 1v1 of Shuangjie. It's funny. It's sweet and sadistic. It's unreliable.] The Fourteenth Prince's sweetheart became the Eleventh Prince's princess? This was probably the biggest news in the history of the company. Everyone knew that the Eleventh Prince and the Fourteenth Prince had been at odds with each other since they were young. They fought for the first place in everything and competed with each other in everything. He didn't expect that he would even snatch women now? A marriage contract forced Duan Mulian to marry Ye Huanyan. A lover could not find a husband. The beauty was furious and drew her sword. Ye Huanyan said," If I die, I will bury the entire Prime Minister's Estate with me." Then, the knife changed direction." If you die, I will bury the entire Prime Minister's Estate with you." Was this protection? Or imprisonment?

Yanqi.

· 2.6K Views

Dressed as a disabled male lead's heart, white moonlight

Tang Jin had accidentally obtained a novel about the female lead's rebirth in the apocalypse. The male lead of this novel was called "Let Me Love You" and was considered handsome! Strong! How tragic! Being abused physically and mentally by the female lead in the novel, and even being cuckolded? Tang Jin's heart ached and she loved him. The days passed, and the zombies escalated. The high walls of Tang Jin's house were pushed down, the iron nets were torn, and Tang Jin was killed by the zombies…She woke up from the immense pain and realized that she had actually entered the world of the book,"Let Me Love You." Tang Jin was instantly overjoyed,'Does this mean that I can snatch the male lead?' Tang Jin's eyes sparkled as she glanced at the female lead,"Your man?" Sorry, I'll take it. She was dressed as the cold and aloof school belle supporting actress in Cheng Wen, while Tang Jin was the one who cut off the peach blossoms, fought in a group fight, and protected the male lead! At the same time, she was also fighting wits and courage with the female lead of Rebirth in the entertainment industry! He wanted to take the handsome male lead away from the hands of the reborn female lead! Cut off any plot that abused the male lead! <> The female protagonist (Tang Jin) who looks cold, but is a drama queen and likes to complain. X The male protagonist (Zhan Heng, also known as Shen Heng) who looks cold, but has an inferiority complex and is cold and ruthless in front of others. Demining 1: The male protagonist's legs are disabled in the early stage, but it will be easy to clear them later on. Demining 2: The world background is completely illusory and has nothing to do with reality. There is a system in the later stage. If you like it, collect more. If you don't like it, don't spray it. Thank you.

Peaches and plums

· 1.4K Views

The Wu Clan's Immortal Cultivation

This was the history of an ordinary family that had grown from weak to strong in this cruel world of cultivation.

Daoist Blackmoon

· 4.7K Views