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Twin Treasures: The CEO Wife’s 99-Day of Revelations

Seven years ago, at a charity gala, she unintentionally became his cure and ended up pregnant with fraternal twins.

Wandering Gods of Day and Night

The ancient Buddha's head was stolen by a monster with a human body and a sheep's head. The Ghost buried an eye in the Buddha's temple, and from then on, the world's fire was extinguished, and darkness engulfed the continent. To combat the Ghost' invasion, the gods of day and night were born between heaven and earth. This is a narrative passed down for generations by storytellers. What was the true nature of the ancient Buddha, the Ghost, and the wandering gods of day and night on the once great continent? Perhaps, traces can be found in a troupe named 'Zhou Family Troupe.' The Zhou Family Troupe, is a troupe that performs operas specifically for the dead...

The mountains are all ink-colored. · Eastern

The Prince Wants to Assassinate Me Every Day

End-time divine doctor An Ning never expected that at the moment of her death, she would enter a cliché ancient romance novel. Even less did she expect that after entering it, she would be assassinated every day by the crazy male lead! ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, after the princess fell into the water, she unexpectedly saved the little prince, and now the emperor is about to reward her! Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, at the palace banquet, the princess blocked a sword for the empress, and the empress bestowed upon her a death-free gold token. Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, the princess jumped off the city wall in place of Miss Bai, leaving no whole body, and her bones were burned and scattered. On that day, Xiao Jingxing saved his white moonlight but slaughtered a city for An Ning! ... Many years later, a peerless divine doctor appeared in the martial world, exceptionally beautiful and astonishing the world! ... The male lead initially has a white moonlight, and genuinely attempts to kill the female lead. The female lead has a special constitution that allows wounds to self-heal, so she cannot be killed. After the female lead leaves the male lead, she lets herself free, leading to the male lead's courtship inferno! The novel focuses on satisfying plot twists, but does not rule out emotional pain, readers with a fragile heart, beware. The ending is happy, with a promise of no unfinished plots.

En's Cozy Haven · History

My 100-Day Secret Marriage With The Boss

“Didn’t you want me to be with you when you bought me? I’m willing to do it!” said the cold business tycoon. He was unrivalled when he behaved like a bully. “You… You liar!” She was pissed. He set up this trap and lured her into it. Now, he blamed her. She could not tolerate it anymore. She wanted a divorce. “Fine.” Spoiling a wife had no limits. He accommodated her whims. “The corporation belongs to you; The house belongs to you; The car belongs to you; I belong to you.” Who is Ye Lanchen? An unbeatable business tycoon. Who is Ye Lanchen? An unpredictable, distant overlord. Who is Ye Lanchen? A devil who spoils his wife to the core.

Fox's Red Dress · Urban

48 Hours a Day

Growing up with eccentric materialistic parents who left him in the care of his grandfather for a job overseas, Zhang Heng had learned to adapt and be unfettered by the oddities and challenges in life. But he would soon learn the baffling truth about the world he thought he knew when one day at midnight time froze and he found himself in a world so quiet and still it was deafening. That night, he discovered that he had 24 hours more than everybody else and thus, marked the beginning of his adventures. The mysteries surrounding his newfound ability only deepened when a strange old man claimed to have given Zhang Heng that ‘gift of time’ and recruited the young man to participate in a cryptic ‘life-changing’ game on his behalf. Little did Zhang Heng know that accepting those terms meant embroiling himself in many versions of reality and exposing himself to the hidden secrets of the world—a decision he could never undo.

Xiao Dai Zhao · Sci-fi

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KnB FanFic: Rise(On Hiatus)

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2018-05-03

It's really a good read. Simple and funny yet with nice quotes n stuff integrated so naturally. I was laughing so hard while reading this book. Really wished it to be completed.

I’m Really a Superstar

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Shalan1000

2019-10-20

To me its a story filled with comedy and a tint of Yandere and more like the MC is likable and funny even with his funny quotes and he seemed to be like the plot armour and also he seemed pretty high spec and so on Btw I really want it to update PLS UPDATE!!!!

My female disciples are scary

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2018-05-14

I need 3 chapters a day!!!!!! This novel is so funny. I need 3 chapters a day!!!!!! This novel is so funny. I need 3 chapters a day!!!!!! This novel is so funny. I need 3 chapters a day!!!!!! This novel is so funny. I need 3 chapters a day!!!!!! This novel is so funny. I need 3 chapters a day!!!!!! This novel is so funny.

The Legend of Futian

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2019-09-03

I have reached chapter 101st. This book is very nice. Well written with amazing life quotes. It totally hooked me. It brighten up my day. Well done dear author.

Mr. CEO Loves The Devilish Beauty

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Reborn Yang Guo, I can plunder martial arts

During the Great Song Dynasty, the various countries were established side by side. Xixia, Dali, Khitan, Jin, Manqing, Mengyuan…Outside the court, the world of martial artists was even more exciting. Beggar's Sect, Shaolin Temple, Emei Sect, Wudang Sect, Five Mountain Sword Sect, Sun Moon Divine Sect, Carefree Sect, Murong Clan…There were even immortal cultivators who rode the wind, and the incarnation of a sword immortal broke through 3,000 armor… The urban youth woke up and traveled through this world, becoming the legendary Condor Hero Yang Guo before the story began. In the face of an unknown fate and the complicated world of martial artists, it was fortunate that he had the system with him. By killing his opponent, he could plunder his martial arts and internal energy… (The Ancient and Golden World is a combination. The setting has been magically modified and does not follow the original plot.)

Nine-tailed Black Carp

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From the demon tail, the elf messenger

The young man who obtained the Elf System descended into the world of the Fairy Tail and dominated the world as an elf sorcerer. The introduction is weak, please enter and take a look!

The dancing starry sky

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Reborn 90's beauties want to get rich

(Read the full text for free + Two-way + Scumbag Slap.) Bai Qingyu woke up and returned to her youth. He led his mother to a well-off life, kicked away his scumbag father, and forced the evil mistress away. In her previous life, she had met a financial big shot and acted coquettishly to gain connections just to have one less enemy. Who knew that she would accidentally trap the big boss's heart. ** "I really just want to cling onto someone." "Yes." I allow you to take her and her heart away." Bai Qingyu was speechless.

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The rich countryside of a peasant girl

She had been paralyzed for more than 20 years in her previous life. No matter how knowledgeable she was, no matter how good her status was, it could not stop her from wanting a healthy body. When she opened her eyes again, she was in a dynasty that did not exist in history! The original owner was reborn? She only wanted to marry the scholar youth she missed in her previous life? This made Su Tang complain endlessly.'You're a reborn big boss. Why are you so obsessed with getting married?' Don't you care about your father who has heart and lung injuries and has been coughing all year round? Don't you want your soft and weak mother anymore? And that cute, skinny, and weak little brother? Really… Alright, since she was here, how could she still be so muddle-headed? Most importantly, she had a healthy body in this life! Ah, she could jump and dance. She was simply too happy!

Speechless and regretful

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Immortal Qin Han Tang, this history is very strange

The six countries were conquered, the four seas were pacified, and the Qin Immortal Emperor ended the chaotic world. When he sealed Mount Tai, the heavens summoned him, divine items descended from the heavens, and five-colored divine light illuminated thousands of people… After that, the world rose and the structure of the world changed drastically. During the change, demons were born, ghosts ran amok, and foreign countries beyond the sky wreaked havoc… The human race suffered in the cracks and fought back in despair. There were hundreds of philosophers who studied for generations to create techniques, establish sects, and suppress evil. There were geniuses who went through hardships to seize opportunities, establish power, and protect a region... There was also a generation of immortal emperor Qin who appeared out of nowhere. He used Mount Tai as his foundation to exterminate evil and drive away anomalies. After a thousand years, he swept across the eight wastelands and established an immortal dynasty in the world. He was called Immortal Qin and created a pure land for the human race. In the 3,000 years of the Great War, the Liu family's great ancestor killed the demon dragon and gathered heroes to rise. He built a divine court in the southwest of Xianqin, spread the divine dao to the world, established the supreme divine Han, replaced the heart of heaven with my heart, and transformed the heaven of Han… In the five thousand years of the Great War, Li Taizong's martial arts reached the heavens. He broke through the underworld, recruited heroes, sent troops from all directions, conquered seventy-two foreign countries, established the Holy Court in the southeast of the Shenhan Dynasty, spread martial arts all over the world, and opened the era of the Shengtang Dynasty... Ji Yuan looked at the ancient book in his hand, his expression very interesting.

Ink Feather for a Thousand Years

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