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Twin Treasures: The CEO Wife’s 99-Day of Revelations

Seven years ago, at a charity gala, she unintentionally became his cure and ended up pregnant with fraternal twins.

Wandering Gods of Day and Night

The ancient Buddha's head was stolen by a monster with a human body and a sheep's head. The Ghost buried an eye in the Buddha's temple, and from then on, the world's fire was extinguished, and darkness engulfed the continent. To combat the Ghost' invasion, the gods of day and night were born between heaven and earth. This is a narrative passed down for generations by storytellers. What was the true nature of the ancient Buddha, the Ghost, and the wandering gods of day and night on the once great continent? Perhaps, traces can be found in a troupe named 'Zhou Family Troupe.' The Zhou Family Troupe, is a troupe that performs operas specifically for the dead...

The mountains are all ink-colored. · Eastern

The Prince Wants to Assassinate Me Every Day

End-time divine doctor An Ning never expected that at the moment of her death, she would enter a cliché ancient romance novel. Even less did she expect that after entering it, she would be assassinated every day by the crazy male lead! ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, after the princess fell into the water, she unexpectedly saved the little prince, and now the emperor is about to reward her! Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, at the palace banquet, the princess blocked a sword for the empress, and the empress bestowed upon her a death-free gold token. Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, the princess jumped off the city wall in place of Miss Bai, leaving no whole body, and her bones were burned and scattered. On that day, Xiao Jingxing saved his white moonlight but slaughtered a city for An Ning! ... Many years later, a peerless divine doctor appeared in the martial world, exceptionally beautiful and astonishing the world! ... The male lead initially has a white moonlight, and genuinely attempts to kill the female lead. The female lead has a special constitution that allows wounds to self-heal, so she cannot be killed. After the female lead leaves the male lead, she lets herself free, leading to the male lead's courtship inferno! The novel focuses on satisfying plot twists, but does not rule out emotional pain, readers with a fragile heart, beware. The ending is happy, with a promise of no unfinished plots.

En's Cozy Haven · History

My 100-Day Secret Marriage With The Boss

“Didn’t you want me to be with you when you bought me? I’m willing to do it!” said the cold business tycoon. He was unrivalled when he behaved like a bully. “You… You liar!” She was pissed. He set up this trap and lured her into it. Now, he blamed her. She could not tolerate it anymore. She wanted a divorce. “Fine.” Spoiling a wife had no limits. He accommodated her whims. “The corporation belongs to you; The house belongs to you; The car belongs to you; I belong to you.” Who is Ye Lanchen? An unbeatable business tycoon. Who is Ye Lanchen? An unpredictable, distant overlord. Who is Ye Lanchen? A devil who spoils his wife to the core.

Fox's Red Dress · Urban

48 Hours a Day

Growing up with eccentric materialistic parents who left him in the care of his grandfather for a job overseas, Zhang Heng had learned to adapt and be unfettered by the oddities and challenges in life. But he would soon learn the baffling truth about the world he thought he knew when one day at midnight time froze and he found himself in a world so quiet and still it was deafening. That night, he discovered that he had 24 hours more than everybody else and thus, marked the beginning of his adventures. The mysteries surrounding his newfound ability only deepened when a strange old man claimed to have given Zhang Heng that ‘gift of time’ and recruited the young man to participate in a cryptic ‘life-changing’ game on his behalf. Little did Zhang Heng know that accepting those terms meant embroiling himself in many versions of reality and exposing himself to the hidden secrets of the world—a decision he could never undo.

Xiao Dai Zhao · Sci-fi

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KnB FanFic: Rise(On Hiatus)

LazyTanaka · Anime & Comics

46 Chs

Luckyboy13

2018-05-03

It's really a good read. Simple and funny yet with nice quotes n stuff integrated so naturally. I was laughing so hard while reading this book. Really wished it to be completed.

I’m Really a Superstar

Chang Yu · Urban

1696 Chs

Shalan1000

2019-10-20

To me its a story filled with comedy and a tint of Yandere and more like the MC is likable and funny even with his funny quotes and he seemed to be like the plot armour and also he seemed pretty high spec and so on Btw I really want it to update PLS UPDATE!!!!

My female disciples are scary

feeling_tired · Eastern

23 Chs

oppaisenpaihentai

2018-05-14

I need 3 chapters a day!!!!!! This novel is so funny. I need 3 chapters a day!!!!!! This novel is so funny. I need 3 chapters a day!!!!!! This novel is so funny. I need 3 chapters a day!!!!!! This novel is so funny. I need 3 chapters a day!!!!!! This novel is so funny. I need 3 chapters a day!!!!!! This novel is so funny.

The Legend of Futian

Jing Wuhen · Eastern

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H4nny_ch

2019-09-04

I have reached chapter 101st. This book is very nice. Well written with amazing life quotes. It totally hooked me. It brighten up my day. Well done dear author.

Mr. CEO Loves The Devilish Beauty

XiaoMeeHee · Urban

440 Chs

I really am a necromancer

After transmigrating to the Sorcerers World, Yihua became a Level 1 Necromancer Apprentice with extremely poor aptitude. He had thought that it would be the beginning of hell, but he did not expect that he would be able to obtain merit from punishing evil and helping others. Doing bad things would not deduct merit points, but doing good things would definitely be rewarded! As long as he did 100 million good deeds every day and accumulated merit and karma, he could speed up his cultivation progress and even directly break through! Even the lowest-level acolyte cantrip, Light Treatment, would have terrifying power if it was broken through endlessly. " However, why is there something wrong with the phototherapy technique after the breakthrough?" He watched as the entire world's people were illuminated by the advanced version of the light therapy spell, the world-class Great Holy Light Spell. The sinful people wept bitterly and committed suicide one after another, while the kind people knelt on the ground in gratitude and swore to follow him to the death. Feeling the increasing merit points, Yi Hua took over the rule of this world with the Holy Light Undead Army that was loyal to her and muttered in her heart," " I'm clearly a necromancer who plays with souls and does all kinds of evil. How did I become the savior in the eyes of several worlds?" ------ Elements included: Undead, Strange, Farming, Holy Light Undead, Power Management, Cthulhu, Melee Sorcerers, Sorcerer Civilization, World War. " I'm Really a Necromancer " Book Group: 462994110

Soul World Eye

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Has the tyrant's gorgeous beauty turned black?

Du Zhiruo didn't know until he died that he was just a character living in a sadistic book. It was because of Bai Yueguang's early tragic death that the paranoid tyrant couldn't forget. However, she was already dead. What was ridiculous was that someone told her that she had put it on wrongly and had to put it on again. The script that truly belonged to her should be that vile, vile, and vile supporting actress who was greedy for vanity and could not get what she wanted! What the hell was this? She had been arrogant all her life and was not even afraid of death. In the end, she was going to be beaten into dust after being reborn? How could this be! So what if she was a vicious supporting actress? Want her to follow the script? That was impossible, impossible in this lifetime! This time, not only did she want to rewrite her own life, but she also wanted to rewrite the ending of the entire story! * The sadistic female protagonist who hated her the most was her strongest support. The cold-hearted second male lead who despised her the most was her best ally. Even the tyrant who had never looked at her in the eye would become her tool, change his tyrant habits, and become a wise monarch. She was the one and only gorgeous beauty in the book. She could go to the battlefield, take the head of the general among the tens of thousands of troops, and intimidate the barbarians in all directions. She could dominate the world, turn the tide, and turn the rotten into the magical. * Seeing that everything was developing in the direction she had expected, she wanted to retire successfully, but she was once again pestered by the tyrant who had turned over a new leaf. She carried the small bag that was ready to run away and said,"If you come any closer, I'll kill you!" In the end, he straightened his neck and smiled even more sinisterly than she did, thinking,'I've washed myself clean. Kill me!' Don't worry, I won't let you off even if you become a ghost! Don't even think about escaping in this lifetime!

Zuo Wu

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Uchiha, who rides and cuts ice and fire in the ninja world

The new book,[Red Chamber: From the End to the End], I'm looking for you to read and support me. If you're free, you can go and take a look! After his death, he was given a chance to be reborn by the reflected self at the cost of his name. He had become a five-year-old child of the Uchiha family in the 49th year of Koba's reign... Fortunately, the 'additional self' boss had also given him a cheat on the condition that the name 'Li Xinglian' had nothing to do with Nan Xing… Alright, since he was already here, there seemed to be no other choice… Then…Ninja Realm, I'm coming in ~

The wood meridian lasts for a thousand years

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Quickly put on the female supporting role to help the big boss extend his life

The talented little star unexpectedly received the life extension system. The only mission was to keep the female supporting character alive. Looking at the value and ability of the big shots in each plane, Feng Yao expressed that money and beautiful men were not important. What was important was to complete the plan assigned by the higher-ups to save the big shots. Under the peach blossom tree, a certain man looked at the various tribulations he had experienced in various planes. Then, he looked at the person standing beside his capable subordinate. The corners of his mouth curled up into a shallow arc.

Two, three, a few taels

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Who dares to show their health bar in the wilderness?

Liu Tian, who was accidentally reborn in the Primordial Continent, trembled in front of the gods and Buddhas. In this era where Big Luo was inferior to a dog Quasi-Sage, how could a small Moonlight Grass survive?

Dream in the Starwater

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