funny quotes on fake friends

The Tycoon Has A Secret Crush On Me

Under everyone's gaze, her pregnant sister came to force a marriage, making her the butt of the joke, after being cheated on. When she was at her wit's end, she met him —— Jun Mochan, the business tycoon. He said: "Marry me, I won't betray you." In order to shut off the wagging tongues and avoid becoming a bargaining chip in a family alliance, She said: "Okay" But, wasn't it agreed that it would be a fake marriage? He loves her deeply. The whole world knows it, only she doesn't.

Dyed Pages · Urban

Transmigration: On the Gossip Front

For every supporting female character who never realized her dreams, fulfill their wishes. Earn Points, and fulfill your own wishes. Who says supporting characters must always be stepping stones? Supporting females need not become a protagonist, but they can quietly watch from the sidelines.

Qi Qi's cat · Urban

Mr. CEO Dotes on Me Everyday

Ye Anran's boyfriend cheated on her with a shameless woman. He even publicly humiliated her. Afterward, she decided to go wild and marry her ex-boyfriend's younger uncle. From then on, her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend would have to respectfully address her as "aunt" whenever they saw her! "Mrs. Bo, what do you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's handsome and powerful!" "Mrs. Bo, what don't you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's too handsome and too powerful!" "Young Master Bo, what do you like about Mrs. Bo?" "She says I'm handsome and powerful!" Bo Jinyu discovered that since he met Ye Anran, he had inadvertently developed the habit of doting on his wife without any limits.

Fairy Moon · General

I have a bunch of players on Earth

Player: I'm a worker whose monthly salary doesn’t even hit $5,000. My monthly rental already takes up half of my salary, I don’t have a girlfriend and is reprimanded by my superior every day. However, I feel very happy because there has been a new virtual game recently. In the game, I have a powerful bloodline. Not only do I have my own fleet, I even have a powerful overlord that granted me a colonized planet. Although I know this is fake, but inside there, I found the meaning of my life! Actually...the overlord who gave him the planet really wanted to tell him that this game wasn’t fake. (You really have your own fleet and colonized planet…) but the overlord knew that he couldn’t say this. Because, once he said it, these subjects who thought of themselves as ‘players’, would definitely not be as terrifyingly hardworking as now!!

The Seventh Magic Cube · Games

Carrying a Jurassic on me

A fantasy tale about a monster boy who can transform into a dinosaur and his childhood sweetheart, embarking on a journey of entrepreneurship while scattering dog food along the way... (A farming novel with plenty of dog food, free trial reading is welcome) (Group: 313392527)

Wooden Fish Monk · Urban

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KnB FanFic: Rise(On Hiatus)

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Well, after one chapter with MC, we have 100 chapters of fake broadcast he generated. What's the point of MC even? Tho the fake future plot is funny

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I raised a group of monsters in the sect

Yi Tong had only chosen the safest way of cultivation. He had hidden a little and secretly developed a little... These people had to force him out! Then let's fight! "Bring out your strongest aura and shout out our slogan!" "Open the door, Senior Brother!"

The First Snow in Eternity

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After breaking off the engagement, I was favored by the emperor and became the demon queen

She was the eldest daughter of the Medicine Order's Yan Family. She had been pampered since she was young and was kind-hearted. Unexpectedly, a calamity descended from the heavens and her family was destroyed. She was tortured to death. After a rebirth, she became the Eldest Miss of the West Lan Nation's Marquis of Rong 'an's estate. She swore that she would send all her enemies to hell. Hatred overwhelmed her rationality, and she became stubborn and cruel. Her hands were stained with blood…The old woman in the residence was disrespectful to her." Bury her!" Her fiancé betrayed her." Another day I want to bury him!" The aunt schemed." Bury her son!" An Emperor who was preparing to become a monk did not know that his life was already in the hands of others. Many years later, the Emperor was glad that he still had some looks. Otherwise, he would not have been able to return to the Palace alive. The Emperor thought that he was already violent and cruel enough, but he did not expect that the little woman he had accidentally provoked had a vicious look in her hair. He had provoked her, so he would spoil her. She wanted to investigate the Yan Clan's extermination case, and he handed over the Supreme Court and the Ministry of Justice. If she wanted to be pampered alone, he would leave the harem empty for her. She wanted to take the head of the Northern Yan Emperor, and he had mobilized the entire country's military forces to guard the border of the two countries to protect her...

Wuyue North

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The Princess Regent has gone mad protecting her husband

This book is also known as "Conspiracy with the King." * Xiao Xiang was tricked back by her teacher and was caught in a storm of engagement. Oh, NO! As a 21st century female university student with new ideas, she wanted to stay away from the rich and powerful, away from the feudal scum, and walk her own path with her head held high, and let the evil world go! However, his father had raised his palm in front of him, and the emperor was behind him with his sword! "Let's go back and be my daughter-in-law." The old fox narrowed his eyes and smiled. "I refuse!" The Emperor's eyes turned cold, and he immediately sent out seventy to eighty assassins! Xiao Xiang was speechless. What should he do? His life was in danger. There was a way! He turned around and approached a certain lord who didn't care about politics. He tried to curry favor with him."This lord, I seem to have offended you again. Lock me up." "Why?" he asked with a smile as he savored the wine. "I don't want to see your nephew because he's too stupid." The corner of his mouth twitched. When she turned around, her fiancé appeared. ...... Finally, as someone wished, the future imperial concubine fell off the cliff In a secluded residence in the peach forest in the suburbs, a woman in green wanted to escape through the window, but before her feet touched the ground, her body was already grabbed into someone's arms. "Imperial Uncle, I was wrong." A certain someone cried and begged for mercy. Before she could finish her sentence, her lips were sealed tightly. "If you call me Imperial Uncle again, I won't let you off easily." He carried his daughter back to his room. (Due to the author's confusion, the introduction is different from the content. For specific reference, please refer to the content. The introduction is for reference only.) * PS: There are many storms in the capital. Let's see how the domineering female protagonist protects her husband to achieve hegemony. Shuangjie, mutual favor, strange sword, trickery, game in game, game in game

Eastern fence chrysanthemum

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Legend of Ninja Realm, Kiba signed for five years.

After passing through the Naruto World and becoming Uchiha Weasel's cousin, Changfeng's heart collapsed as he watched the night of the extermination of the clan approach day by day. At this time, he awakened the god-level check-in system. There was a chance of obtaining rewards by checking in at any location. Sign in to the Ninja School, reward [Immortal Body]; Sign in to Nanhe Shrine, reward [Kaleidoscope Sharun Eye]; Sign in to the Fire Shadow Rock, reward [Eight Gates]; Just like that, with the idea of not being invincible and not being exposed, Changfeng signed in every day for a full five years. When the night of the extermination came, Changfeng finally had no choice but to take action…

Listen to the clouds say

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The Era of the Resurrection of the Super Gods

This was the best of times, but also the worst of times! Wang Dong brought the [Soul of the Earth] through the mother star of the gods and became a god awakener who opened up a divine domain with all natural attributes. At the development node of the industrial revolution era similar to Earth, the arrival of the Deity race had awakened the mother planet to become a land connected to the endless divine territory. Therefore, the ancient planet that had been sealed in time set off a wave of revival of gods. After two consecutive explosions of the revival of gods, the human race had narrowly escaped death. Under the leadership of the first god revivalists, the human race had risen at the fastest speed and went to the endless divine territory to find a way to survive at all costs! After three hundred years of hardships and hardships, the ancestors of the human race sacrificed their lives and spilled their blood to defeat the foreign enemies. They opened the divine territory, gathered divinity, ignited divine fire, and built a divine kingdom. They built the Eternal Divine Pagoda that belonged to the human race on the source continent of the Chaos Sea! Wang Dong held the scepter in his hand and shouted in a deep voice. The endless divine territory, the source continent, the Chaos experts, and the myriad races of the heavens all submitted to the divine throne. The power of faith transformed into a great sun that slowly rose from behind him! The secrets hidden in the ancient era were revealed, and the past that had disappeared in the river of time was remembered. The future that was filled with fog and killing intent was bound to be illuminated by Wang Dong's divine fire, and there was nowhere to escape! I'm Wang Dong. I'll come, I'll see, I'll conquer!

Cowboys are fat

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