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Celebrity Neighbor: My girlfriend is a big star?
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The beautiful neighbor he had known for about half a year suddenly asked him if he wanted to be together. Liu Xin'an considered for a brief few seconds before nodding with a smile. But a few days later, she disappeared without a trace. Late, she reappeared on television. Liu Xin'an: So the girlfriend I liked turned out to be a big-time celebrity?
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Taking advantage of the beauty being poor, fooling her into being my girlfriend

That year, The first time Jiang Xu saw Zhou Qingyue, he instantly fell for this girl with twin ponytails who had the sweetest smile. For her sake, Jiang Xu did a lot. He knew she liked bubble tea, so he saved his breakfast money to buy it for her. She loved small trinkets, so he tricked his parents into giving him extra money under the pretext of buying textbooks. Alternatively, he used the money he saved up during New Year. Whenever Zhou Qingyue was on cleaning duty, he would help her clean up. If she struggled with homework, Jiang Xu would stay up late, devising the best study methods for her. She wanted the latest phone. So Jiang Xu would spend weekends playing online games at the internet cafe, leveraging his skills to farm gold. After a while, he had made more than two thousand yuan and bought her a new phone with it. All he got in return was a lukewarm thank you. Countless confessions were rejected with the excuse that she wanted to focus on her studies. He believed that if he showered her with enough sincerity, he would eventually touch her heart. After they graduated from university, she said she wanted to start a business. So Jiang Xu gave her the two million yuan his parents had given him for a house, in secret. She became successful, only for him to see her nestled in the arms of another man. Devastated, Jiang Xu experienced reincarnation. This time, he swore not to make the same mistakes. He only then discovered, there was a treasure girl in his class. Her father was destined to become the richest man in China. But currently, her family is quite poor. Jiang Xu to her father: "Father-in-law, as you know, I've been without a spouse since childhood."

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2026-06-22 03:17
Here are some recommendations for novels with funny girlfriend elements: - "Destroying My Dantian in the Morning, Burning Paper in Front of Your Grave in the Afternoon" was a fantasy romance novel that might have a funny plot. - "Convicting People with Reason" might have a plot that met the requirements. - The plot of "This Damned Sweetness" was more interesting. - "I Don't Like This World, I Only Like You." - The Drama Goddess. - True. - "Accidentally Sitting on the Leg of a Movie King". - "The First Chaos in History" had a lot of story content that made people laugh. - 'This is how cultivation is like' could also be used as a reference. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2025-03-10 00:17
A wolf entered a bar and ordered a drink. After drinking a few mouthfuls, the wolf began to feel a little dizzy. So he walked to the door of the bar and patted his shoulder before fainting on the ground. At this moment, a mysterious waitress came over and asked the wolf what was wrong. The wolf told her that he had been dizzy after a glass of wine. The waitress asked the wolf if he needed help. The wolf nodded. The waitress walked to the wolf and patted him on the shoulder." You're a wolf. You shouldn't drink in a bar." The wolf was confused. He asked the waitress,"what can I do to stay awake?" The waitress smiled and said,"You can try to go to a quiet place like at home or go for a walk in the park." Wolf thought for a moment, then nodded and left the bar. He felt a little dizzy when he got home, but he decided to hang in there. So he walked to the park and found a big tree to sit down. He drank some water and ate something, then he felt much better. He returned home to continue his work. In the end, he realized that he was getting more and more sleepy and blurry. He realized that he had been drinking again, so he went to the kitchen and found a glass of wine. He took a sip and felt much better. At this moment, he heard footsteps coming from outside the door. He walked to the door and found that it was a waitress. The waitress asked him,"What did you just say?" I don't understand." The wolf smiled and said,"I told her I was a wolf and shouldn't drink in a bar."
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2025-02-28 20:40
I can answer some humorous jokes. Here is an example: Once an editor asked him,"What kind of novel do you think is the easiest to publish?" Answer: " The kind of novel that can attract the interest of the readers at the beginning, and then the plot will continue to progress until the readers are deeply attracted and have no choice but to publish it." The editor was silent for a while and then said," You know, I'm the opposite. I prefer novels that are hated by readers at the beginning and have to give up in the end."
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2024-09-18 22:42
I can tell you some funny jokes! Why do some people always desperately pursue money and success? Because they didn't know that money and success wouldn't pursue them at all. There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. Why do some people always desperately pursue love? Because they didn't know that love wouldn't pursue them at all. A man went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." Why do some people always desperately pursue comfort? Because they didn't know that comfort wouldn't pursue them at all.
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2024-09-16 13:48
Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?" The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?" The first bear said,"No, I mean that tree." It was a simple joke, but it showed how conversations between characters in web novels often led to misunderstandings and confusion.
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