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A fierce and cute wife came to flirt with him

She had somehow transmigrated to a lazy and lazy little girl who was despised by everyone. It was said that she even shamelessly relied on her savior? ? ? ? Wasn't this too terrible? However, when Kang Xiaoqiao took a look at the little brother that the original owner had relied on, she decisively accepted her fate. So be it if it was terrible. It was not her turn to be terrible if others wanted to be terrible! PS: Duo duo has already finished her old book, "report, the cute wife has married" . It has more than three million words. The scam is guaranteed. Welcome to jump into the trap. Ordinary Book Group: 285699337, knock on the door brick, all of duo's book protagonist name can be, VIP Book Group: 611482740 Fan Value 2000 + , or any of duo's book can be added.

Duo Yanya · Urban · MTL

Un Flirt Raté, Un Mariage Réussi

Le fiancé trompe, Evelyn Clayton n'est pas prête à se laisser faire, alors elle passe la nuit dans le lit du frère aîné de son fiancé, ce qui l'implique par la suite avec le charmant playboy, James Grant. Dans un mariage de façade, tout le monde attend de la voir se ridiculiser, attendant de voir combien de fois elle sera trompée après le mariage. Cependant, après le mariage, James Grant, autrefois coureur de jupons, enfile étonnamment un tablier, prépare des repas, et l'appelle affectueusement encore et encore: "Evelyn, je t'ai enfin épousée..." Evelyn Clayton pensait être isolée et impuissante dans la Famille Grant, prudente à chaque pas, ignorant que quelqu'un la soutenait silencieusement depuis longtemps, la rendant folle de distraction.

Gasp a mouthful of milk tea · Urban

Erreur de Flirt : J'ai Épousé l'Oncle Milliardaire de Mon Ex du Jour au Lendemain

Nina Sinclair avait la pire malchance pour huit vies. Son petit ami de trois ans allait se marier, mais la mariée n'était pas elle, et il voulait même qu'elle assiste au mariage ? Dans un accès de colère, elle a trouvé un homme pour simuler un mariage. Elle prévoyait de lui faire se faire passer pour le mystérieux oncle milliardaire de son petit ami malhonnête qui était en voyage d'affaires, dans le but d'écraser le couple infidèle en assistant au mariage en tant que sa tante ! Après avoir obtenu le faux certificat de mariage, Nina a découvert qu'elle avait été trompée. Le certificat de mariage était réel, et le mari chauffeur du faux mariage s'est transformé en son véritable mari. Cet homme exigeait même qu'elle remplisse ses devoirs conjugaux ! Pour gifler le malhonnête, Nina n'avait d'autre choix que de prendre son courage à deux mains. Contre toute attente, le mari qu'elle avait choisi au passage avait de bons reins, une taille solide, l'aimait, la gâtait, et l'aidait même à donner une leçon aux malhonnêtes, la pourrissant presque de gâteries ! Plus tard, elle a découvert que chaque fois que le milliardaire partait en voyage d'affaires, son mari de fortune disparaissait. Les médias ont pris une photo du milliardaire avec un collier de diamants roses unique au monde, qui est apparu sur sa coiffeuse le lendemain... Se pourrait-il que son mari de fortune soit en réalité le milliardaire lui-même ? Nina Sinclair : "Explique-toi !" L'homme s'approcha et entoura sa taille de ses bras, "Calme-toi, ma chère épouse, ne laisse pas cela affecter le bébé."

Pear Pear · Urban

Flirt-Fehler: Über Nacht heiratete ich den Milliardärsonkel meines Ex

Nina Sinclair hatte das Pech von acht Leben. Ihr Freund seit drei Jahren heiratete, aber die Braut war nicht sie, und er wollte sogar, dass sie an der Hochzeit teilnahm? In einem Wutanfall fand sie einen Mann, um eine Ehe vorzutäuschen. Sie plante, dass er sich als der mysteriöse Milliardärsonkel ihres betrügerischen Freundes ausgeben sollte, der auf Geschäftsreise war, mit dem Ziel, das untreue Paar zu zerschmettern, indem sie als seine Tante an der Hochzeit teilnahm! Nach Erhalt der gefälschten Heiratsurkunde entdeckte Nina, dass sie betrogen worden war. Die Heiratsurkunde war echt, und der Ehemann-Fahrer aus der vorgetäuschten Ehe wurde zu ihrem echten Ehemann. Dieser Mann verlangte sogar, dass sie eheliche Pflichten erfüllte! Um dem Betrüger eine Ohrfeige zu verpassen, blieb Nina nichts anderes übrig, als sich zu wappnen. Unerwartet hatte der Ehemann, den sie unterwegs aufgegabelt hatte, gute Nieren, eine starke Taille, liebte sie, verwöhnte sie und half ihr sogar, den Betrügern eine Lektion zu erteilen, und verwöhnte sie fast bis zum Umfallen! Später entdeckte sie, dass immer wenn der Milliardär auf Geschäftsreise ging, ihr Schnäppchen-Ehemann verschwand. Die Medien schnappten ein Foto des Milliardärs mit einer weltweit einzigartigen rosa Diamantkette, die am nächsten Tag auf ihrem Schminktisch auftauchte... Könnte es sein, dass ihr Schnäppchen-Ehemann tatsächlich der Milliardär selbst war?! Nina Sinclair: "Erkläre dich!" Der Mann kam herüber und legte seine Arme um ihre Taille: "Beruhige dich, meine liebe Frau, lass es nicht das Baby beeinflussen."

Pear Pear · Urban

Let Her Flirt

[Top-tier mutual teasing + extreme tug-of-war + trash-talking + 1v1] Wen Zhi had lived in the shadow of being bullied by her entire family since she was young until she was discarded by the He Family as a pawn. After returning to the country, the first thing she did was to give the He Family a big present. At the banquet, as soon as Wen Zhi was done with her mischief, she wanted to flee. Just as she reached the corner, a man stopped her. “Little Zhi, haven't seen you for five years, where are you running to?” Looking at the big demon lord who'd tormented her since her childhood, with such a righteous human-dog appearance, Wen Zhi swallowed her saliva. In her ears, she could almost hear He Hanjin saying that same line to her countless times: “Little Zhi, you need to be good. If you dare to run, I'll break your legs.” So in the past, she was constantly playing the good girl, and Hanjin seemed very satisfied with her obedience. But now that she had finally broken free from his control, she didn't know how he'd torment her if he caught her again. How could she not run?!

Painterly · Urban

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