funny pretty quotes

My Pretty Campus Queen

The former mercenary assassin Chen Tianlong has been asked to be the bodyguard and private doctor of Lin Wushuang, a pretty lady who is still a student. Their stories in the campus begin. "What's wrong, Tianlong?" "Your daughter is not sick, it's just that her Yin Qi is too heavy. The treatment for her is quite simple, find a man with abundant Yang Qi... and let him hold her while sleeping." "This concerns Wushuang's life and death, and I definitely trust Tianlong, so let him try."

Kongming Reappears · Urban

President Wife is Pretty and Cool

Lan Anran was sent to the countryside by her parents when she was young. In her past life, she was filled with hate and did not end well. With a chance to relive her life, Lan Anran swears that she will never repeat the same mistakes again. On the surface, she is a medical genius and school beauty, but behind closed doors, she is a hacker and master hypnotist. Lan Anran will do all it takes to protect her family and cure her husband, Mo Jinrong. "Master Rong is old and ugly, he isn't as fresh and tender as you are. Quick, give me a kiss!" Mo says. "Miss Lan, please have some self-respect! Stay… Stay away from me!"

Dodder Rolls · General

Our Bigshot Mommy Is Pretty and Cool

Five years ago, Wen Man was framed by her stepsister and spent an absurd night with a man she never met. She was pregnant for ten months but nearly died in the fire with her children. Five years later, she returned with the burden of a blood feud on her shoulders, and she was accompanied by a mischievous baby prodigy beside her. She had teamed up with her precious daughter to fight her scumbag father and get rid of her scumbag sister, turning the entire capital upside down. However, amidst their fight, how did she suddenly end up with another prodigal son? Moreover, her son insisted on forcing his CEO father to her door too. The son she got for free acted cutely and pretended to be pitiful, unhesitatingly throwing a tantrum to acknowledge his mother. The ultimate CEO Mo was confident of his victory. He immediately transferred the money. "Wifey, this is the empire that I've built for you!" Wen Man, "Get lost!" She had an intelligent daughter that she wanted to check the DNA of every man they met. She had an equally intelligent son who greeted her as his mother the first time they met. Did he detect her through their mother-and-son insight? Although their story was always full of twists and turns, sincere and sweet emotions were the best evidence of the protagonists' growth. Epilogue: A Conversation Between The Two Babies Mo Zhi did not know why, but the first time he saw this woman, he felt very close to her. He was convinced that this must be his mother. Wen Xiaoluo's eyes widened. "That's my mother! Where's your own mother?" A hint of coldness flashed across Mo Zhi's face. He answered gloomily, "I don't have a mother!" "How pitiful."Wen Xiaoluo sighed. Then, her eyes darted around. "How about this, we'll go look for your father tomorrow and make him marry my mother. That way, my mother will also be your mother!" #Female Lead: Kind, strong, skilled in medicine. She was not aware that she gave birth to a pair of twins five years ago, and she wanted to take revenge on the person who framed her. #Male lead: Cold and domineering, a rich and handsome CEO. He had a soft spot in his heart for his children. He mistakenly thought that the female lead was a woman with ulterior motives.

Zhi Liu · Urban

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

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2019-10-20

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My female disciples are scary

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KnB FanFic: Rise(On Hiatus)

LazyTanaka · Anime & Comics

46 Chs

Umedrop24

2020-07-20

Pretty entertaining, it took me a little to get the quotes, especially the Travel Advisory one. I like how the world is similar but definitely very different.

Dragon Rising: The Sixth Apostle

Y_Ming · Fantasy

46 Chs

Luckyboy13

2018-05-03

It's really a good read. Simple and funny yet with nice quotes n stuff integrated so naturally. I was laughing so hard while reading this book. Really wished it to be completed.

I’m Really a Superstar

Chang Yu · Urban

1696 Chs

OakFlame

2021-04-20

Gday friends! This book is pretty good so far, and the worldbuilding is good. The spacing and writing improved the further I got in, but please capitalize the first letter of the quotes of people talking. Other than that, it is pretty good so far :)

The Tribrid Girl

Darkswan · Fantasy

336 Chs

Buddhist big shot, she blooms everywhere

A year ago, Ling Xi became a vegetable. For the medical expenses, the Ling family tried everything they could. His parents sold the land to pick up the trash, his sister dropped out of school to work outside, and the entire family was heavily in debt. Ling Xi suddenly woke up. With a power that did not belong to this world. * Ling Xi had lived in the cultivation world for decades. Although she could not cultivate without spiritual roots, her healing and purifying abilities were invincible. After returning to the modern world, he was faced with the biggest dilemma-no money. Thus, he rolled up his sleeves and started doing his old job. Old Ling's family's life had also been turned upside down since then. * Second Master Yan had a head disease, and no one dared to provoke him when he was ill. Ling Xi only patted his shoulder before he fainted and fell to the ground. The bodyguard immediately detained him. "I'm sorry, I…" Ling Xi apologized after she woke up. "Get out!" The man had a terrible headache. Ling Xi: Alright, who asked her to knock him out? * Later. "Xixi, I miss you." "We've only been apart for three hours," Ling Xi looked at her watch helplessly. "It's 3 hours, 46 minutes, and 38 seconds." The bodyguards looked at each other,"So Second Master is a clingy person!" #Soft and gentle female protagonist vs beautiful and strong male protagonist # * Reading tips: 1. The whole article was empty, and the golden finger was activated. 2. Xiao Bai likes to write articles every day. If you don't like it, please don't make personal attacks. 3. The female lead was a Buddhist. She just did things according to fate, but when it came to principles, she would fight for it.

An Yi

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As an evil god, how did I become a savior?

The apocalypse had arrived, and the world had collapsed. Other than zombies, there were also strange monsters filling the ruins. Gu Cheng, who was originally in despair, suddenly had an Evil God Acting Game on his phone. What surprised Gu Cheng even more was that after satisfying the believer's wish, the sacrifice he received actually appeared in front of him. From then on, the barrier between the two worlds was broken. The flesh of ferocious beasts that increased strength, the heavenly and earthly treasures that increased strength, and the cursed items with different abilities appeared in front of Gu Cheng through the sacrifice. The apocalypse was no longer scary. Through the blessing, the believers were given fresh water, thick quilts, and special medicine. The residents of the game who were originally shrouded in darkness were rekindled with a desire for light. A few years later, Gu Cheng's faith had spread throughout the entire game continent. All the believers were grateful to God. Because of him, they could live a peaceful life today… Only then did Gu Cheng realize it. He could not help but mutter, " As an evil god, how did I become a savior?"

Cold heart, not yet warm

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Go to the white head

Shen Yungui felt that his heart was stirred. The general's youngest son was bright and handsome. He played with her and they were a pair of happy enemies. Unfortunately, this scumbag only had one day's memory. Yesterday, he said he loved her, and today, he wanted her to marry someone else for the sake of the family. Shen Yungui was married. Prince Liang of Great Wei was handsome and had outstanding military achievements. He was her childhood sweetheart, and her mother looked at him as if he was her own son. It was a pity that this scumbag was smiling on the surface, but his heart was killing. The smell of blood on his body had never stopped. Since she was young, she was not afraid of her parents and brothers, but only this killing god, the smiling tiger. After Shen Yungui got married, he went to war again. She had never expected that the traitor of the Great Wei that had supported her to grow up would take root in the Imperial Court and almost take the lives of her father, brother, and husband on the battlefield. The building was about to collapse, and there were countless people who were like-minded with her. She picked up her father's sword and mounted the horse. There were thousands of people waiting for her triumphant return. On the battlefield, it was said that she went deep into the enemy city alone for her husband, whose life and death were unknown. The truth was indeed so. Qin Yanzhi, who was half-dead, was dug out from the pile of dead bodies by her. He felt that he did not have much time left. He was not willing to die. He lay on her back and told her his funeral." After I die, you have to…" "Bah! When I go back, I'll be a great general who has made great contributions. If you die, I'll definitely ask uncle for thirty Jade-faced Playboys to party in front of your soul every night, one per night!" Qin Yanzhi was speechless.

idle time

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My game character is the boss

In the future world, resources were scarce, and virtual reality games became the most mainstream. NPCs with self-awareness leveled up quickly like players. Players with NPC panels enjoyed their second life. Jiang Han was a new boss. He didn't have any skills. All he had was a pay-to-win ability that could consume gold coins.

The soul is long dead

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She pampered the villain after the book

Everyone in Guangyue City knew that the eldest daughter of the Yun family, Yun Ran, had a bodyguard who accompanied her since she was young. She could not be chased away, and she was also ridiculed by others because of this. She had once shouted at him angrily,"Can you not follow me?!" So annoying!" He did not react. However, not long after, Missy became the bodyguard's follower. "Ember, if you don't let me follow you, I won't like you anymore," she joked. The girl's smile was bright and cunning, like a little fox. The next second, she was pressed into his arms and kissed. The man's back was slightly bent. His posture was humble and pious, and his eyes were filled with aggression and possessiveness. His voice was hoarse and low. "Ranran, don't joke with me like this." He could tolerate her never looking back. But he couldn't stand her leaving his sight. - The world is turbid, day and night are the same sin, sin and love are the same song. He had lived half his life in darkness, drowning in hatred, and she was his only light. [Cool, rich, beautiful, and arrogant sister X, two-faced, tolerant, and paranoid bodyguard, two strong and two clean, sweet pets 1v1, mutual redemption]

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