extremely funny poems

1. There are trees on the mountain, trees have branches, my heart is happy with you, you don't know. 2. If life is only like the first time, why is the autumn wind sad painting fan? 3. It's hard to find water in the vast sea, but it's hard to find clouds in Wushan Mountain. 4. Ten years of life and death were boundless. It was hard to forget without thinking about it. 5. Enter my door of longing, know my longing pain. 6. Exquisite dice and red beans, deep into the bones of yearning know not. 7. If the two feelings are long, how can they be in the morning and evening? 8. I only hope that your heart is like mine, and I won't let down my longing. 9. There is no mountain, the river is dry, winter thunder, summer snow, heaven and earth together, dare to break off with you. 10. I hope to get a man of one heart, so that my hair will not be separated. Had he not watched enough of Long Lovesickness 2? Hurry up and read the original work of " Everlasting Lovesickness 2: A Vow of Love "!

Here are ten extremely beautiful English love poems: 1. You may be out of my sight, but never out of my mind. (You may be out of my sight, but never out of my thoughts.) 2. I love the way you smile at me, I love your laugh, so much, The way you walk, the way you talk, Your gentle kiss and touch. (I like the way you smile at me, I like your laughter, I like the way you walk, the way you talk, your gentle kisses and caresses.) 3. We share so much together And you always pull me through Thank you for standing behind me In all that I do. (We've shared so much together, and you've always helped me through difficult times. Thank you for supporting me behind everything I do.) 4. If I could spend a ve time in a bottle the first thing that I like to do is to spend a ve every day until eternity passes away just to spend them with you if I could make days last forever if words could make wishes come true, I would spend a ve every day like a treasure and then again I would spend them with you. If I could save time in a bottle, the first thing I would do would be to save every day until eternity passes, and then spend them with you. If I could turn time into eternity, if my wishes could come true, I would save every day like a treasure and spend them with you again. 5. Love is more than a wordit says so much. When I see these four letters，I almost feel your touch. This is only happened sinceI fell in love with you. Why this word does this, I ha-vent got a clue. (Love is not just a word, it contains too many meanings. When I see these four letters, I can almost feel your touch. I've only felt this way ever since I fell in love with you. I don't know why this word has such magic.) 6. A better love I couldnt ask for With your sweet and gently way And knowing that your love for me Grows more everyday. (I can't find anyone who loves me better than you, who can be more gentle and sweet than you. I also know that your love for me is getting deeper and deeper every day.) 7. All it took was one glance. Now all I ask is one chance，To try to win your heart. Just give me a chance to start. Ill show you it was meant to be. To be together is our destiny. (I fell in love with you at first sight. All I ask for is a chance to win your heart. Just give me a chance to start, and I'll prove to you that this was arranged in a previous life, that our union was destined. 8. For years I had been searching for that perfect fantasy But I find it in my arms right now you are all to me. I've been searching for years, for that beautiful dream, but now, I find it in my arms. You are all to me. 9. Do Not Love You Except Because I Love You I do not love you except because I love you;I go from loving to not loving you,From waiting to not waiting for youMy heart moves from cold to fire. (I don't love you because I once loved you deeply. From loving you to not loving you anymore, from waiting to not waiting anymore, my heart has gone through ice and fire.) 10. I love you only because it's you the one I love;I hate you deeply, and hating you Bend to you, and the measure of my changing love for youIs that I do not see you but love you blindly. (I love you because you are my love; I hate you deeply, I hate you far away. I lean over you to see if my love for you has been blinded from seeing you for who you really are.) Had he not watched enough of Long Lovesickness 2? Hurry up and read the original work of "Everlasting Lovesickness 2: A Vow of Love"!

Here are some six-word love poems: 1. Two lovesickness, two ignorance. 2. Love was like flowing water, love was like a mountain, sometimes tears, sometimes joy, it was hard to find eternal life, only to seek eternal peace with each other. (Part of the content was selected to form a six-word love poem: Love is like water and love is like a mountain.) 3. In the morning, he came to the door and looked at himself in the mirror with a smile. His eyebrows were thick and straight, and his forehead was light and yellow. I only suspect that the fallen flowers will slowly go away, and the spring breeze will not return. Youth can only be happy, drinking can not stay disabled. (Part of the content was selected to form a six-word love poem: Look at yourself in front of the mirror.) 4. Flowers fall, the house's children have not swept away, orioles sing, mountain guests still sleep. 5. Jiangnan and Jiangbei are full of sorrow and longing. I miss each other and sing in the air. 6. My heart is full of white hair, and my life is full of green mountains. 7. Facing the gate is the flowing water of Crane Creek, and the clouds connect with the immortal home of Yandang Mountain. 8. Bamboo mat high people sleep, water pavilion wild guests crazy climb. 9. Last night the west wind suddenly turned, surprised to see wild geese crossing the forest. 10. I'm lazy to write new poems with frozen pens, and the wine in the cold furnace is warm. Had he not watched enough of Long Lovesickness 2? Hurry up and read the original work of "Everlasting Lovesickness 2: A Vow of Love"!

Here are ten extremely beautiful love poems that can be given to girls: 1. In Su Shi's " Jiangcheng Zi,"" ten years of life and death are boundless. If you don't think about it, it will be unforgettable." It expressed his deep longing for the dead. This kind of deep affection could not be erased even if Yin and Yang were separated. 2. In Li Zhiyi's "Divination","I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and you live at the tail of the Yangtze River." I miss you every day, but I don't see you. We drink the Yangtze River together." Using the Yangtze River to express his longing and deep affection, although the distance was far, but the yearning was connected. 3. In the Book of Songs, the wind and the drum, there was a saying,"Life and death, and Zicheng." I'll hold your hand and grow old with you." It was a classic love vow, expressing a promise to accompany each other for a lifetime. 4. "Shangxie!" from the Han Yuefu folk song "Shangxie!" I want to know you and live a long life. The mountains have no hills, the river is dry, the winter thunder shakes, the summer snow falls, the heaven and earth merge, only then dare to break off with you!" To express the steadiness of love by a strong natural phenomenon. 5. In Yuan Zhen's " Thinking of Separation "," It is difficult to find water after passing through the sea, except for Wushan Mountain, it is not a cloud." He used the vast sea and Mount Wu as a metaphor for the only and beautiful love, expressing his nostalgia for the lost love. 6. In Liu Yong's "Butterfly in Love with Flowers","The belt gradually broadens and eventually does not regret, because of Yi, people are haggard." It showed the spirit of willing sacrifice and dedication for love. 7. Qin Guan's " The Magpie Bridge Immortal " said," If love lasts forever, how can it last day and night?" A love that emphasized spiritual harmony was more important than a formal reunion. 8. Yuan Hao asked,"You should have a saying in Yanqiu Ci. The clouds are thousands of miles away, and the mountains are snowing at dusk. Who is the shadow going to?" It expressed the loneliness and persistence of love. 9. "The king gave birth to me before I was born, and the king is old after I was born." In a simple sentence, he expressed the regret of the unequal time in love. 10. "Missing you makes me old, and the years are suddenly too late." It displayed the heartlessness of longing and time. Had he not watched enough of Long Lovesickness 2? Hurry up and read the original work of " Everlasting Lovesickness 2: A Vow of Love "!

The Book of Songs was one of the classics of ancient Chinese literature. It contained a large number of beautiful poems. The following were some extremely beautiful poems: 1 There is a sentence in Guan Ju: "Guan Guan's turtledove is on the river's island. A graceful lady is a good match for a gentleman." This sentence depicted the turtledove chirping on the river island, a beautiful lady walking from afar, and the gentlemen attracted to each other. It was full of romance and beauty. There was a line in "Reeds and Rushes":"The reeds and rushes are green and white dew is frost." As the saying goes, she is on the other side of the water." This sentence depicted a vast expanse of water, white dew turning into frost, and a beautiful woman standing on the other side of the water, giving people a mysterious and beautiful feeling. There was a sentence in " Farewell to the Ancient Grass ":" The grass on the plain withers and thrives every year." This sentence described the growth and withering of the grass and trees in the wilderness, expressing the impermanence and circulation of life, but also filled with a kind of sadness and beauty of parting. 4 In the Book of Songs, Xiaoya, Che Xia, there is a sentence: "Che Xia is a horse with four hooves." A gentleman goes to all countries." This sentence depicted a gentleman with four hooves stepping on the ground, heading into the distance. It was full of the spirit of adventure and exploration, but also full of the aesthetic sense of pursuing beauty and dreams. These poems described the beautiful scenes in nature, expressed people's pursuit and yearning for a better life, and were full of beautiful emotions and artistic conception.