funny random sayings

Matrix Survival: I Get A Random Chest Every Day

Every player had the same starting resources. Everyone could choose to explore 10 rooms every day. One room could be dangerous while the other might contain resources. Players must do everything they could to survive. After he finished reading the instruction, Li Zheng heard a voice next to him. “Selecting a random daily reward…” “Congratulations. You have obtained a silver chest that contains a silver-grade blueprint for the Ordinary Detector, and a few other resources.” “Congratulations. You have obtained a bronze chest that contains a bronze-grade blueprint for the Air Purifier, and a few other resources.” “Congratulations. You have obtained a platinum chest that contains platinum-grade blueprints for the Ionized Knife, Intermediate-grade Genetic Cultivation Liquid, and TJP Shield, and many other resources.” “Congratulations. You have obtained a hyper legendary chest that contains…” Li Zheng looked at the colorful chests in front of him and grinned.

Red Chirp Under The Moon · Games

The Most Random System

As a student, Lin Li suddenly owns a system and he expects it to be powerful enough to make his life better. However, unlike systems he has seen in novels, this system is so random. [Quest Triggered!] [Quest One: Slay ten Little Demon Heaven Blood Crows that frequently attack and kill villagers around your village.] "How could I find these Crows in a modern society? " An oblivious mosquito with an annoying buzz flies over and lands on Lin Li's hand. "Snap!" [Killed Little Demon Heaven Blood Crow (1/10).] Eh?!?!"

Fallen Antenna · Urban

Random Chapters of MTL Novel

Some mtl chapters of some novel that I curently read. Chapters are random. Don't read cuz you won't understand. Contains many novel and random chapters

AayuMe · Fantasy

[Random Novel Ideas]

Some random stories I come up with to keep my boredom away. Contains original novels and fanfics as well. They may become a novel I'll write if I like them enough or if there is a sudden rush of inspiration that takes over me. If you like one of them comment on it and I may consider writing more about it one day, I am highly sleep deprived so I guess I will someday if i do not commit suicide first.

DaoOfGay · LGBT+

Random Stuff _

Random Stuff . . . . This is not my cover! . . . . This was made for fun, not for profit.

Brayon101 · Realistic

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Blazzing18

2025-07-04

I started to read this book and it was ok/good but then it started with all of theae stupid ass references in this book its so stupid and ridiculous!!!! It doesnt make scenes and its so confusing amd kills the hole book... Honestly it makes the book garbage!!! These reference r so random that its all random sayings in thw book that dont even go with the book... honestly thos book is extremely garbage and I dont recommend this book at all its only a waste of time!!! I only whent to the pages I went to to to give the book the benefit of the doubt that it was only a couple of the stupid sayings in only a couple pages bit thats not the case and its through this hole book!!! if anyone reads this book just be prepared to be confused when reading because of these random sayings!!!

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