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This celebrity became even more popular after being exposed of having multiple girlfriends
Author: Qingyun Riverside
Ongoing · 1.4M Views
Synopsis
After transmigrating to the parallel world of Blue Star, I, a top influencer, being exposed of having multiple girlfriends? Awakened a system, and the system has a kind of performance card prop which, when used, directly adds to performance? Fans: "Haha, it's good that this dead scrub was exposed, such a person should fade into obscurity!" "No way, how did this dead scrub's album break nine million sales, are you guys sick? You drop your fandom yet still buy his albums?" "What, the dead scrub's online store exploded in sales? It's all fans buying? What kind of crazy fans are these, get out!" "Ah, he broke five billion in box office now? The industry is buzzing about his fans being the top in breaking ranks?" "What happened to swearing off being fans and blacklisting him for life? Is this your idea of blacklisting!?"
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While Others Cultivate, I Use My Unique RPG Leveling System to Cultivate Smut Romance With Their Girlfriends!

Did I reincarnate? Or was I transported to an Isekai cultivation world? To be honest, I have no clue! What matters is that I turned from being useless, bullied, and trash, to fully-fledged garbage in my new cultivation world! But what is this strange bleep that keeps ringing in my ears? Is this some kind of system? Oh God! Did you gift me such a cliché, right at the start of my journey? Wait, why are you trying to kill me? Did I do something to you? Stand back or I will be forced to use unstoppable Exhudia! Tell me, what did she do for you to treat your significant other in this way? Let me show you how girlfriends should be taken care of! Wait, everyone was always telling me that demons are bad, so why is this demonic queen trying to seduce me? Wait! KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS SWORD! I just came back from a mission and was promised at least a half a year of break. Why are you bothering me again with something as silly as subjugating a devil general? ********************** Discord link: https://discord.gg/pJTVGZZ ********************* DISCLAIMER: I do not own the cover. It was made with the help of fellow author(ess?) with the usage of possibly copyrighted images. If you own the rights to any part of the cover and want me to take it down, please, inform me on my discord or comment.

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My Supernatural Girlfriends Spoils Me Rotten

"Stop following me!" Asher yelled, his patience running thin. He had let it slide for too long because she had done a lot for him. But now she was everywhere, suffocating him. "I’m only trying to protect you," she responded. Asher sighed, running a hand through his hair. "I need some space, alright? I can take care of myself." She didn’t budge, and just kept staring at him with that same obsessive look, like she had no intention of leaving. "Is it because you’re strong now? Are you going to leave me because I'm no use to you anymore?” Her voice had turned cold, sharp enough to cut through the silence. “Of course not, you know that’s not the reason…” “Then why do you want me to stop following you?” “I’m just going to the restroom, for God’s sake!” He massaged his temple, clearly at his wit’s end. “Oh, you should have said that earlier.” She giggled, the earlier tension melting away. “I did,” he sighed in defeat.

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Captured By My Yandere Alien Girlfriends

"Can you really fulfill our desires whenever and wherever?" Mylleen asked, her nightgown falling to the floor, leaving only her breasts covered. "Absolutely, anytime, anywhere," Hiro replied with a mischievous smile. He closed the gap between them, his hands reaching out to touch her as their lips met in a passionate kiss. ********************************* As Hiro's spaceship crashes onto the surface of a mysterious planet, he never could have imagined the wild ride that awaited him. Stranded and alone, he is soon taken captive by a group of captivating female aliens, who are intrigued by the rumors they've heard about human males and their capacity to please them in ways they've never experienced. As he adjusts to his new life as their lord, Hiro finds himself at the center of a complex and steamy harem situation, filled with love, lust, and desire. Each of the alluring beauties has her own unique personality, abilities, and desires, and all of them are contending for his attention and affection. As he navigates this complicated dynamic, Hiro discovers a sinister plot involving a rival alien race that threatens their newfound happiness and his chances of returning home. With his advanced abilities and the help of his alien beauties, he must protect his new family and the bond they share. But will he choose to stay with his alien beauties, or return to his old life? Hiro's decision will determine the course of his life, and the lives of those he has grown to love. Caught in a world of forbidden passion and danger, Hiro must use all his wits to survive and thrive in a world unlike any he has ever known. Will you join him on his journey of discovery and desire?

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The following are some options for the end of the recommendation of some funny girlfriends 'novels: 1. " Substitute Blind Date ": This novel tells the story of the female protagonist going on a blind date for her best friend and pretending to be a scumbag. The male protagonist also went on a blind date as a substitute and pretended to be a scumbag. The two of them competed with each other during the blind date, but as they got to know each other better, they slowly fell in love with each other. 2. " Master Is Too Difficult ": This novel is a light-hearted and funny romance novel. The author, Fu Hua's writing style and plot are excellent. 3. " I Tie a Red String with the Richest Man "," The Crown Princess Is Sick "," It's Easy to Hide from a Bright Gun, But It's Hard to Guard Against a Secret Love "," A Natural Match "," The Law of Love with the Gods ": These novels were all very funny and well-written. Please note that the novels recommended above may only be a part of the search results. There may be other novels that do not appear in the search results.
Funny Stories of Girlfriends Who Lied
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2024-10-29 09:41
My neighbor's girlfriend once said she was going on a business trip. But he found out she was actually at a beach resort with her friends. When he showed her the pictures he found on social media of her having a great time there, she first tried to deny it was her. Then she said it was a last - minute change of plans for a work - related team - building event at the beach, which was obviously not true. It was so funny to see her struggle with her lies.
Funny Quotes in Cinderella Story
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2024-11-15 05:53
A possible funny quote is 'Cinderella's mice were better dressed than most of us.' The mice in the story were always so dapper in their little outfits while they helped Cinderella, which adds a humorous touch.
Funny Quotes in Christmas Story
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2024-11-08 04:41
One funny quote from a Christmas story could be 'The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.' It's from 'Elf' and it's really catchy. It shows how Buddy the Elf is so full of joy and wants to share it with everyone around him.
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2024-11-01 06:10
One funny quote from a Christmas story could be, 'Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.' It shows that the true spirit of Christmas is about kindness and love rather than just getting gifts.
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