pucca garu

My Dearest General: It Has Always Been You

Maitre_Zoulou

2019-10-25

Un petit fume un grand L'âge ça veut rien dire, les p'tits veulent du respect Tu fais l'chaud, tu restes pas Callate la boca, j'ai khalass l'avocat J'ai cramé l'enveloppe maintenant j'ai plus wehda Alicante, Acapulco, j'suis défoncé J'mets les couettes de Pucca, Pucca, Pucca Danse le mapouka Il m'faut des bonbons, j'dois passer chez l'Paka' Alors Apu, comment va l'ami? Mets-moi un mélange, j'garde le reste, c'est l'ami Visser les crackettes d'La Chapelle J'réponds pas quand les meufs m'appellent Y'avait pas un, j'avais la dalle (j'avais la dalle) Tu dis qu'tu vends mais tu la vends juste pour fumer (pour fumer) T'es qu'un client, allez nashave, va t'défoncer (va t'défoncer) À nous tu mens mais moi, j't'ai remonté, ah J'suis dans l'block, block, dix eu' cachés dans l'froc, froc On bosse au black, black, on fait des sous dans l'bât', bât' Popopopop, popopopopop woh Popopopop, popopopopop woh Y'a d'la drogua d'Acapulco C'est d'la bonne jaune fraîche comme du Pulco Vu la qualité, j'en mets un poquito On arrange personne même si t'es l'poto Boum boum dans la couette J'fais du tam-tam, j'tire ses couettes J'm'invite à ta fête Vas-y j'débarque, j'arrive tout d'suite (vroum vroum) J'ai pas d'go et ma go a pas d'gars Si t'es plein, on t'pagave Et c'est pas grave, si t'as pas nous on t'donne T'as besoin d'téléphone Depuis qu'j'ai 60K Les gratteurs veulent des pubs, ils ouvrent leur cul Me demandent sans scrupule mais moi, j'ai rien vu, j'ai rien vu Tu dis qu'tu vends mais tu la vends juste pour fumer (pour fumer) T'es qu'un client, allez nashave, va t'défoncer (va t'défoncer) À nous tu mens mais moi j't'ai remonté, ah J'suis dans l'block, block, dix eu' cachés dans l'froc, froc On bosse au black, black, on fait des sous dans l'bât', bât' Popopopop, popopopopop woh Popopopop, popopopopop woh J'suis dans l'block, block, dix eu' cachés dans l'froc, froc On bosse au black, black, on fait des sous dans l'bât', bât' Popopopop, popopopopop woh Popopopop, popopopopop woh

My Life as a Salamander

brother_pheonix · Fantasy

146 Chs

The heavens are invincible from the moment they sign in to Medusa

Hun Xiu passed through the Dou Qi world. Binding to the check-in to become stronger system! Hun Xiu was bound to Medusa! Only after Hun Xiu finished crossing the Dou Qi continent did he realize that the Dou Qi continent was just the beginning.

Nie Tianxin

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Your Highness, please don't block my peach blossoms

Everyone knew that the Prince Regent of the Yu Country had racked his brains just to hug the Shen family's Eldest Young Lady's waist. Shen Chan divorced Luo Ming twelve times, and Luo Ming married Shen Chan thirteen times. Rumor has it that the Yu family is all about love. They don't want the throne, they don't want their children, they can't abandon their wives. When he met her, Luo Ming's eyes couldn't contain her anymore. "It's just subverting the court. I'll give you the peace and prosperity you want." - People on the streets were like jade, and young masters were unparalleled in the world. Chang 'an was dressed in white, and when he lifted his bamboo hat, he stunned all the women in the capital. The richest young master in the capital, Zheng Yaowen, is witty and protective. He is a handsome man who girls want to get close to. "Your Highness, get out of the way. You're blocking my peach blossoms." It was not easy for her to marry the daughter-in-law she longed for. She thought about cheating on him, murdering her husband, and seizing the throne all day long. Do you dare to have such a wife? Luo Ming smiled faintly." I like her more like this." The Prince Regent had a long way to chase after his wife. Lolita body, big sister heart, this is good, married a wife, she is dedicated to her career "Have you ever loved me in those long years?" He said he knew everything, but he was the dumbest person in the world [This is a story of a certain princess consort and a certain prince usurping the throne together. In the end, they found the dynasty boring and threw it to a little child who had yet to grow up. The two of them returned to the mountains hand in hand.]

Handwritten cherry blossoms

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The whole plane is begging the villain heroine to be a human

[Female protagonist, 1v1, sweet novel, a gift from the male protagonist.] She was a villain who terrified all the plane raiders. In a fit of anger, she tore apart all the systems. Because it was too boring to be trapped in a small world, Qian Yan grabbed a system binding and activated a new mission. Qian Yan realized that there was an acquaintance following her in almost every plane, wanting to be with her at any time. However, she only wanted to do missions and start a career. She did not want to fall in love!

It's over

· 9.7K Views

It's too difficult for me to follow the big boss

Porter Wine was a native killer who had been trained by the organization. He was the best assistant that Gin had brought up. He mingled in the organization to complete missions and catch traitors. Occasionally, he would help Gin run errands. He was a "loyal" good member... It should have been like this. The story began half a year before he met a strange little ghost. Main CP: Ren Kuroki & Shiho Miyano (PS: I want to write about the daily life of an organization…Yes, I do.) [Off-topic: The comics and transmigration tags were given by Qidian, so I can't delete them. The custom tags of Conan and natives don't seem to be displayed either. I can't do anything about it.] Group ID: 713791485

Gray Wings in the Sky

· 1.9K Views

I spent those years in the apocalypse

Gu Jian 'an had always told the people around her that she had never wanted to be a hero. She worked hard to evolve, just to survive in the apocalypse. The comrades who fought side by side had become beyond recognition. The family that he had protected with all his heart was now in shambles and his soul was gone. As for her, she had always been scolded for having brute strength. If this was the order of the apocalypse, Then, she was willing to rely on her brute force. To establish the morality she believed in! [Confession of an Unserious Protagonist]: I am Gu Jian 'an, an ordinary Awakened. I didn't really want to rush forward when danger came, but I looked at the group of weaklings behind me who were even weaker than me. Forget it, I'll just close my eyes. When I first became famous, I was very awe-inspiring on the Alliance Hero Ranking. However, a group of local haters looked down on me because I came from a small place, so I resolutely went down to tear them back. It was said that men became bad when they were rich. My former comrades were the same. Sometimes, when they fought for power, they even forgot their origins and how we climbed out of the insect tide in the beginning. [Demining] 1. It wasn't that he was abusing the main character, but that the main character was the most important. 2. the Apocalyptic Insect Disaster. 3. It was a wild guess without any theoretical basis. 4. No CP.

A Duo Ya

· 2.8K Views