Let Me Explain, Fairy
The Dayan Empire had enjoyed a reign of over thirteen hundred years.
The Emperor was critically ill, the Crown Prince was regent, local immortal sects were entrenched, and central authorities were vying for power in the chaotic court.
Upon waking,
Xu Yuan saw a dilapidated temple in the mountain rain at night,
saw the eerie, broken-armed stone Buddha,
and,
the mysterious woman by the fire, her face veiled by thin gauze.
...
...
He had become the ultimate villain's third son, of pure heritage and legitimate lineage.
The fake villain, dressed in fine garments and enjoying luxurious feasts, simply waited to be humiliated, while the real villain was caught by the Big Ice Lump and dragged across the world in flight from the start.
Golden finger?
Only a fake villain relied on a golden finger to get rich, a true villain dared to confront a bleak life!
"If Heaven had not birthed me, Xu Changtian, villains would be as eternal as the never-ending night."
"........"
"Father, save me!"
Sky-Scraping Tower · Eastern
Timmy is an average kid That no one understands Mom and Dad and Vicky Always giving him commands (Bed, twerp) The doom and gloom Up in his room Is broken instantly By his magic little fish Who grant his every wish 'Cause in reality They are his oddparents Fairly oddparents Wands and wings Floaty crowny things Oddparents Fairly oddparents Really mod, pea pod Buff bod, hot rod Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake Oddparents Fairly oddparents It flips your lid when you are a kid with fairly oddparents (Yeah, right) Yeah, I think that just about sums it up