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Your Potty Partner : Adult Jokes Added Daily
Author: Yang_Studio
Ongoing · 881.8K Views
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Hello WebNovel Readers, "Your Potty Partner" is the new-age way to get your daily dose of Adult humor, anytime, anywhere - with WebNovel's easy-to-use app and website. Don’t blush: 80 percent of the mobile users admit to using their phones in the bathroom. 'Add This Book to your collection' - for your next bathroom visit: check out the latest added Jokes to pass the time during your next extended reign on the throne. These adult jokes are guaranteed to put a cheeky smile on your face. You can also share your own jokes in the "comments section - below the chapters". Have Fun!! -------------- Yang Studio is a writers’ circle which is a support group for writers who wish to be among like-minded people. If you want to start writing and are looking for inspiration, this circle is for you. Books published on WebNovel are works of the respective writers from the circle. For reporting any content, readers can contact us. --------------
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ReadingApotheosis · Horror

knock knock - who is there?

this is a story of a innocent and sweet girl of 17years old girl EVA. she is a cheerful and bright student..... but after her father 's death , one day suddenly there was a knock at the door...... #knock## knock # she opened the door and there was a tall and handsome man at40 standing front of her. his eyes were same as her deep green. EVA: who are you sir?? MAN: I am Mr. xi luxian, I am your father. ? EVA: ???????sorry sir. but I think today is not Aprilful day. ? after some days later another knock. #knock# #knock # EVA: who are u? BOY: oh come on sis.i am your brother. EVA:?????? ..... ...... ...... after some years later. everything is changes.. there are no innocence in her life. no hope, no love, only one thing....... but this is a mystery..... but fate changes?????????? there are another knock. EVA: now who are you? MAN:i am your husband, my wife ???? EVA:??????????? MAN:sister someone at the door. plz open the door. EVA: no I will not open the door again in future. MAN:??????? ...... ....... ....... plz enjoy the most beautiful and romantic love story. there are a hidden love between father and daughter, silent Love between sisters and teasing love between them......... who is he?...... ???that is also a mystery. ..... ..... ..... so feel all emotions and add yourself with EVA's journey. plz comment and vote for story. this is my first novel. I hope you don't mind my mistakes. update time: everyday. mass release depends on votes and time???

smirkingcat · General

My Rizz Level is +9999 Now Even Monster Girls Won't Leave Me Alone

[ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ] [ STAND-BYE ] Possibly dropping Adrian Bater was supposed to stay a virgin forever.. After activating the ridiculous “Gooner System,” Adrian suddenly gains access to powerful mana bonds that grow stronger through intimacy, attraction, and emotional connection. What starts as the world’s dumbest fantasy quickly turns deadly when monsters, dungeons, and ancient races begin reacting to the strange power growing inside him. Now Adrian is stuck surviving a world filled with dangerous women, unstable mana, dragon princesses, demonic powers, and a system that keeps giving him increasingly unhinged quests. The worst part? Every new bond makes him stronger… but also less stable. Unfortunately for him, the system seems to think building a harem is the key to saving the world. Vending machine rules: 25 Gold Tickets = 2 extra chapters 100 Power Stones = 1 extra chapter Magic Castle gift: I’ll make a side character for you. +2 extra chapters.

CMurdock · Fantasy

The Dead Don’t Knock

Adrian had lived with one secret for as long as he could remember. He could see ghosts. Ignoring them was the only reason he had survived this long. Then, one rainy night, a notification appeared on his phone. Can you see ghosts? Before he could answer, another message arrived. Verification complete. Your first mission has been assigned. From that moment on, Adrian is forced into a hidden world where every mission is a nightmare, every ghost is bound by an obsession, and every choice comes with a price. Complete the missions, and the curse that has haunted him since childhood will finally disappear. At least… that’s what the app promises. The app knows more than it should. And somewhere in the darkness, someone who once walked the same path as Adrian is waiting. In a world where the dead never knock… What answers your door?

isamuu1903 · Horror

DON’T ANSWER THE KNOCK

Every night at exactly 3:13 a.m., someone knocks on the front door of the old house on Willow Street. The sound is always the same—three slow knocks. Nobody is ever there when the door is opened. When 19-year-old Ethan and his family move into the house, they dismiss the stories as local superstition. But after the first knock, strange things begin to happen. Shadows move where no one stands. Whispers echo through empty rooms. People who answer the door disappear without a trace. As Ethan investigates the dark history of the house, he uncovers a terrifying secret buried for decades. Something is waiting outside every night, growing stronger with each knock. And now it knows his name. The town has one rule: Don’t answer the knock. But some rules are learned too late.

Queen_rose1 · Urban
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2025-11-24 07:39
Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke! It's a simple but amusing comic knock knock joke.
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Knock knock jokes comic strips usually have simple and funny illustrations to go along with the jokes. They often have colorful characters and easy-to-understand punchlines.
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2025-06-01 07:15
Animated cartoons focus on showing a story through images and animation. Knock knock jokes are all about the surprise and pun in the dialogue. That's a big contrast. But sometimes, both can bring joy and make us smile.
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2024-11-03 14:33
There was a young girl alone at home. Knock knock knock. She went to the door but no one was there. Again, knock knock knock. She peeked through the window and saw a shadowy figure. This time when the knock came, the door slowly creaked open. She screamed as a pair of cold hands reached for her.
Is 'Knock Knock' a true story?
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2024-10-05 10:06
Hard to say. Sometimes stories like 'Knock Knock' blend elements of truth and imagination. Maybe it has some roots in reality, but could also be largely made up for entertainment.
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