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Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

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The cameras were handmade in Germany. It had the following characteristics: 1. ** Excellent Quality **: As an old camera brand, it is highly respected by photography enthusiasts all over the world. Made in Germany, it was a guarantee of quality. The lenses were of excellent quality, combined with excellent optical design. The lens was made of sufficient materials. Using a Canon camera was a pleasure. Even if the usage habits might not be good, many people wanted to own one. It was a symbol of status. 2. ** Long History **: As a century-old German enterprise, it has inherited the focused and rigorous craftsmanship of the Germans. It had been on the stage of history for a long time. It was the favorite of war reporters and journalists during World War II, and its M series still maintained manual focus. 3. ** High focus **: The positioning of the lens is clear. Unlike the market influence of Nikon and Sony, the lens is produced at its own pace and enters the art and fashion circles. Leicas basically took slow shots. Even the micro-camera was larger in size to ensure optical imaging. In the past, it was often given as a gift to represent status. For example, on March 12th, 2018, a 1923 series 122 camera was exhibited in Vienna, Austria, and was auctioned for 2.4 million euros. The lens of the Canon Q343 camera alone cost more than 70,000 yuan, but it was less than 60,000 yuan when installed on the camera body. The quality of the lens was good, and it performed well in different shooting scenes. For non-M parties, it could be used as an M11 with autofocus and a double-A lens. For M parties, it could be used as a backup. The Canon T was a portable half-frame light micro-unit that was a collaboration between Canon and Audi. It had a beautiful appearance but was expensive. In terms of performance, the internal structure was relatively simple, and it was easy to malfunction after being placed for a long time. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

The Germans used a variety of cameras, and the following were some of the representative ones: - ** DSLR and mirrorless cameras **: Germany has tested 35 DSLR and mirrorless cameras, of which 3 were rated as "Excellent", 24 as "Good", and 7 as "Medium". This type of camera could be divided into digital single-lens reflex cameras (DSLR) and mirrorless system cameras (DSLM, also known as micro-single cameras). They were all system cameras with changeable lenses. They used a digital working method and used a sensor to take photos and videos, but the way light entered the sensor was different. For example, the Nikon D780 (the last digital single-lens reflex camera with a full-frame sensor launched in 2020), the Pantheon Lumix S1 (a mirrorless full-frame camera launched in 2019), and so on. - Rangefinder camera: For example, the 1955 German Robot Royal 36 rangefinder camera was originally designed for the German army and intelligence department, and was put into the civilian market after World War II. The camera could take high-speed shots without a battery. It had a precise design and solid materials. It had a mechanical shutter of up to 1/500 seconds and had functions such as yellow-spot focus. - <strong></strong>There were many models of cameras in the development of the world, such as the Leca I introduced in 1925, the Leca II released in 1932, and so on. They represented a kind of camera culture, were loved by many people, and became a work of art in the camera. - ** Hassel camera (somewhat related to Germany)**: Although it is a Swedish brand, its origin is related to Germany. After the German plane crashed, the Swedish military got the German camera, the Hong Kong- 12, and wanted Mr. Victor to copy it. He refused to copy it and made a better camera. The first Hazelberg camera, the Hong Kong- 7, was born. From 1941 to 1945, 342 units were produced, including the four models of the Hong Kong- 7, SK - 4, SK - 5, and MK - 80. However, only 36 units were fully qualified and selected by the military. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>